Seriously, never fucking come here, it's horrible. If it isn't the shitskin muggers or crack heads that get you, our weather certainly will. I've been living here my whole life, no prospects whatsoever. Anyone from here who doesn't want to become a young parent or welfare case forever moves to Vancouver or Toronto to make something of their lives, nothing to do here.
The weather here is consistently depressing, which contrasts with our shitty people. We've had our 11th or so homicide this year, one of which was a three year. We're the chicago of canada, stay away for your sanity and well-being. Anons who live here will know what I mean.
I knew a girl from there. Seems like a shithole. Then again, that whole frozen flat wasteland seems unbearable when you could just as easily live in a mountain utopia in BC or a coastal utopia in nova scotia.
Austin Nelson
don't forget the flooding, enjoy the mosquitoes
Noah Hernandez
Vancouver here, can confirm lots of Winnipeggers say the same thing.
As my cousin says >Winnipeg: the butt-crack of canada
Grayson Gutierrez
I've been there twice to fly out of. Its pretty bad desu, McDonalds had a check all the boxes of opressed minorities and fags hired, I saw a wild african there babbling on his phone. All in the midst of a few quality old white men having their mens breakfast meeting there.
Some old white lady who seemed psycho tried to force me to buy her something at tim hortons, I offered doughnuts and she hissed at me saying she already got some
Brutalist architecture abound, absolutely cold as fuck and I have been on North dakota, winterpeg is a new level. The main restaurant in the airport blows cock even though the deco is good, ran by flips but there was a really cute white girl working there
Dylan Cooper
Being a young parent is based though desu
Eli Martinez
Your cousin is a comedic genius
Xavier James
I drove through there in January going from Vancouver to Montreal. What a shit hole. If I ever make a horror movie about some creep who murders children and eats them I'll film it in Winterpeg in January February. The city planners were drunk as fuck, had to be. You get two blocks of cozy little homes, then three blocks sq. of auto scrap yards, then a couple blocks of strip malls then GOD DAMN you turn a corner and there it is, the holohoax museum, all $1 billion Canadians pesos worth of it. I thought it was a giant LaFarge cement plant when I first laid eyes on it. Horrible, just absolutely horrible. There is a way to get laid there though, guaranteed; you tell all the ladies you have a house in Vancouver and you're going to leave for Vancouver in two weeks. You will get your dick sucked off by babes just graduating from high school for sure. Miss Teenage Winnipeg will drink your cum like an alky guzzling a 26er of rum.
Thing is as bad as it is in the winter and they have a hellish winter, is that summer offers no respite. It's built in the middle of a vast swamp, surrounded by massive drainage engineering, and constant surveillance over the huge black clouds of mosquitos that rise out of the swamplands every night. I would eat my shotgun if you made me live there even one year.
John Perry
Do it, it's quite comfy. You have lush forests in BC, mountains in Alberta, (SK is all plains.) Manitoba and Ontario have a mix of marshy and rocky forests, and Ontario and Quebec are all boreal forest. Not too sure what the Maritimes are like in terms of innawoods
It's forever puzzling to me how, some people in Canada, actually chose to live in the middle of nowhere. Cold places, with nothing to do, deserts of snow and ice. Canada is a rich county that could provide for a superb quality of life, instead it seems hell bent on making life a dreary slug of existence. The only place that escapes this tendency is Quebec.
Isaiah Walker
Because it is people out there working the land in the middle of nowhere that makes canada rich you dipshit
