Do Africans unironically really?
Do Africans unironically really?
Isaiah Powell
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Joshua Wood
Don't crossboard post this to /lgbt/, they'll try and make masks out of anal beads after this
James Rogers
>legit.nig
Jordan Powell
They know what the masks are for, right?
R-right?
Tyler Clark
Scaring off the evil spirits that make you sick, of course.
Cameron Wood
Oliver Murphy
and this is what we mean by magical thinking
Grayson Murphy
So I looked into it and it's for people with no symptoms to try and prevent unconcious touching of the face.
But yeah I think it's a bad idea cause people won't understand that and assume it's as good as a normal mask.
Daniel Peterson
listened to an interview with this woman
>"we put de masks on deh face like dis and you do the breath "hoof hoof" - no Corony-virus. Take mask off, de corony get to your chest - beat your lungs - not even Jesus can save you".
The interviewer asks where people can buy the masks:
>"I have corner shop, masks cost two stones, a banana and a digeridoo".
The report ends with the masks showing an increased rate in death for those who wore them,
Nicholas Nelson
we did beads in junior school
Ryan Hill
Luke Gomez
Leo Ortiz
Yes I am sure it was originally designed that way yes
Hunter Gomez
This is just solid African logic in a nutshell, like they see people doing things but they can't figure out, for the literal lives of themselves, why people are doing the thing. Like basic physical reality and cause and effect relationships are just lost on them.
Carson Ross
You fit make bead??? At least she can make something. Wetin you fit make???
Gabriel Fisher
but that's wrong though. the very nature of masks necessitates touching ones face in the process of putting them on and taking them off. not only does a mask not help solve that problem, it makes it worse.
there is not an excuse for these masks. they are plainly the product of nigger stupidity.
Jose Williams
Meanwhile, months later...
>a story we ran about a gifted and strong African woman of color who invented masks made of beads to placate people who find them uncomfortable to wear has to be rescinded
>in reality, it is an Australian man that is now credited with the invention
Henry Hernandez
When the British first tried to bring Cricket to the Africans, the tribesmen would dress up one of their own like a British explorer, replete with pith helmet made of coconuts and binoculars carved from wood. They of course had no idea what binoculars did... just monkey-see monkey-do. On the other hand, when British explorers first encountered the Yanomami in the Brazilian rain forests, those dudes took their machete and started hacking each other to bits with them. See, they always wanted to be murdering the crap out of each other, but their sticks were just too flimsy and dull to do the job. Thank you white man!
Eli Cook
Dude, it’s not your face that the virus gets into, it’s the HOLES in your face. If you’re incapable of taking off a mask without sticking your fingers in your mouth, then please get the disease and die soon. The rest of us will be much better off for it.
Liam Kelly
this is such a fucking perfect example of a cargo cult that it's almost a parody of the concept
Jace Hill
>2020
>falling for African Onion.
kek
Mason Gomez
Primary school
Thomas Edwards
I think theres promise behind those earmuffs. Could be a neat design
Christian Kelly
She's welcome to find new innovative ways to suck my cock
Noah Nelson
They actually thought condoms work this way. They would put the condom on a stick and then stick that stick into the ground in front of their hut.
Jack Russell
Stop posting this fake image.
Connor Cooper
this is why they still live in mud huts
John Gonzalez
For virtue signaling that you're an NPC slave
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I honestly don't know how they made that. It looks like the earmuffs are leather
Sebastian Powell
Isaac Long
>id: COK
Cooper Rivera
having any kind of food or drink in a lab like that... id imagine is a huge health safety issue