/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3264 - CCP Virus Editions

This is a big fucking nothingburger. Give it up happening and /cvg/ faggots.

youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article

We've got a new issue now because of these shutdowns - food shortages, rising unemployment, increasing poverty (if these lockdowns continue for months), inflation and probably hunger and looting due to the food shortages. I hate to say it but Yas Forums has helped (((them))) usher in their NWO dreams into motion.

>b-b-but 0.6% of 7 billion is 46,200,000
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close

No faggot, more like 5%-10% but keep shilling /cvg/tards. I'm sure you creating /cvg/ threads and having fantasies of a Mad Max world where you're a STALKER scavenger protagonist like in your vidya gaymes is gonna give meaning to your life.

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>1300 new CHYNA deaths
remember to always multiple CHYNA numbers by at least a 100

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IS THIS ALMOST OVER GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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Working on the job again Argie?

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fuk I posted in the wrong thread

Under 35 and obese: 60% hospitalization

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Truly these are the end of days.
I've never been more comfy.
Sinners Repent.

He looks like my boy toy whose snuggled up here with me.

It has barely even started. It won't be over for at least a year, possibly two.

> Spezifität der Methode >,99 %
Germans claimed over 99% specificity in their test. I trust them to know their shit.

SHUT IT VIRUS NIGGER

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Gay. There's at least one rabid argie nothingburgerer, but you don't see me filtering your flag.

Fuck off, already:

You'll help Israel 100 times more before you help anybody else.

I vote for:
T R A P
R
A
P

>ITT shills shilling themselves

What are bots?

i've got to get good at aiming with my third eye. should you use your left or right hand?

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More like 1000.

/OBXDG/ MEME WAR II

OPERATION BANG XI JINPINGS DAUGHTER

THIS IS A Yas Forums AND 4CHANNEL WIDE OPERATION

Our goal is to make SHIT TONS of Rule34 porn of Xi Jinpings daughter getting railed. China unleashed a killer virus, ruined our society, put our loved ones at risk and tanked our economy. It's only natural that we desecrate the Chinese presidents whore wife and daughter

Please spread this message EVERYWHERE YOU CAN. If we are to be in quarantine we shall spend it fapping to Winnie the Poos slutty daughter! HAIL VICTORY FUCK THE DAUGHTER OF XI

HIROSHIMOOT WILL NEVER STOP US

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Explain Japan then. Oh, right.
>b-b-but exception t-to t-t-the r-r-rule

Kill yourself you pathetic retard. This virus won't give meaning to your life.

Mutt atention whores and schizos are preaty much worse than chinkbots now (unless they are chinkbots too, witch seams likely in case of those who just spam buzzwords)

>BBC PIDGIN NEWS BOMBSHELL
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>BBC PIDGIN NEWS BOMBSHELL
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>Dis jus in. Mike Tyson, im wid de boxing man gon done ded from den day Corona virus.
>E be ded in ome in de ouse e be havin in California.
>Famili don sey dey be sad fom deth

bbc.com/pidgin/world-42556179

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post feet

guys I learned today that they wake up people in intubation for an hour every day and then put them back to sleep again. Can you imagine the horror? Waking up drowning from that deep sleep, every day?

>China +1290

Oh my God guys I'm gonna fucking HAPPOOOON

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IS THIS GUY THE MOST NEGATIVE HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET.

FUCKING HELL, IT IS LIKE A LIFE DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE EVERYTHING IS AND HOW THERE IS NO HOPE

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beeg nap

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DENMARK OPENING UP BARBERS, MASSAGE CLINICS, BROTHELS, DENTISTS, DRIVING SCHOOLS, PHYSIOTHERAPISTS, COURTROOMS NEXT WEEK

OH NO NO NO

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Sure. They're just bots user.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/country/ar/

based

Yo mike Tyson stabbed a guy today turn on CNN. They chasing him though LA.

Yas Forums incarnation

wtf China

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Well they went back to normal in Wuhan.
What did they expect.

They readjusted the Wuhan numbers.

NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=1kOthv-6Qr8

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

Look up his deal with some anal prostitution ring his dad owned illegally. He’s part of the deep state.

i cant wait for you to die from this in your little shithole village

This is just a small correction. Expect more to come.

tyson is dead??

What part would you like explained?

To be fair, NYC has had at least 30% positive test results per day for almost a month now so we know they're missing out on plenty of people.

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Yeah I think simpler would be better, makes it easier for normies and to spread on other platforms

this guy:

youtube.com/watch?v=1u9XBhI0d9s

is in the hospital with corona

Germans have not been trustworthy since 1945.The moment they stopped believing subhumans exist, is the moment they died as a nation.

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What's a good app for grocery delivery?

no for some reason that autistic german is spamming that in every thread

>tfw ghetto Gypsies are getting infected en masse and the army will inevitably have to start cleansing them to stop the spread

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Well, at the risk of spoiling your fantasies, that's Katyukha Kuznetsova, softcore muscle porn model. She's done full frontal, too.
Sorry...

THE GOVERNMENT GIVING THE GUY WHO SALES TACOS ON THE CORNER. WILL DESTROY THE ECONOMY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY OF RECOVERY EVER AT NO POINT IN TIME WILL THINGS EVER GET BETTER THIS IS HORRIBLE. NOW GO TO MY WEBPAGE THAT IS TITLES PROSPERITY WHICH IS JUST CODE FOR ME TELLING YOU NEGATIVE SHIT UNTIL YOU KILL YOURSELF.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
>10:30
Ew

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Unfortunately for you I've stocked up food for 3 months, doing backyard farming where I'm growing potatoes in my own backyard, trying to call up connections with my father who works in government to buy guns in the black market and forming a community of sorts here to help each other just in case worst comes to worst. Can't wait to see when faggots like you who support these shutdowns go hungry in the streets once those stimulus checks stop coming in.

>Look up his deal with some anal prostitution ring his dad owned illegally

what? Are you fucking with me? you have a source on this?

>softcore muscle porn model
kek
sad

so this is what /CVG/ is like at night. they shill it themselves. KEK

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OK, that is really really bad.
Unfortunately the retarded brazilian macaco equipedogratis made the WUHAN stream private since the re-opening of the city and has not made it public ever since.
The cunt probably wants people to click the JOIN button on KIKETUBE....
Don't we have people skilled in the darkweb to dig for a stream from Wuhan ?

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like i said, can't wait until you contract it and drop dead, you dumb nothingburger retard

>virus is fake
>well actually im a big bitch all hunkered down shitposting

>THREADLY REMINDER

Download the Mike Tyson app for full coverage of everything news related to Mikey

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Just found out my wife’s son Freind has the corona virus. I’m worried cus they had sleep overs in the past. The misses is at her personal trainers house working out right now. His name is Jamal, seems like a nice guy.

>using closed cases to inflate the numbers
Holy shit. You really are a pathetic sad fuck.

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Go to bed drudge

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Are there any vids of her?
A deepfake vid of Xi's daughter sucking a BBC would be great

Be sure to take Dr. Bill's vaccine.

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>my wife’s son

What? His videos are overly optimistic. If you think he's painting a dark picture then you're in for a rude fucking awakening. The fact that he gave any credence at all to HCQ and other """cures""" means he's doing his best to find and display the bright side of this shit show.

He stabbed someone. Now the cops are chasing him. Turn on CNN.

>NEW: Russia reports 4,069 new cases of coronavirus and 41 new deaths, a daily record
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1251059283950796800

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>can't read
>m-m-muh virus will finally give excitement over my pathetic life
Don't believe this virus isn't fake either, just overblown by the media and you fall for it hook, line and sinker like a retard. Like I said, this virus isn't gonna make your STALKER vidya game fantasies come true.

Kill yourself my man.

Anal sex is just as good as a vaccine though tbqh.

>China revises Wuhan death toll, increases it 50%
Their "3,000" death count is only going to look more and more absurd as time goes by. It's 1.5x more, 30x more. But will kike-brainwashed normies ever accept that china lies and lies and lies? No, the truth is racist!

This caps lock puke of disinfo, that has been explained or disproven here many times, doesn't work. Please let your employer know.

>Dr. Bill's vaccine.

WHY THE FUCK, IS BILL MAD THAT WE ARE NO LONGER GIVING WHO MONEY.

I AM LIGITMITLY STARTING TO BELIEVE THE BILL GATES CONSPIRACY MEMES

BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE WHO ANYTHING THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED AS FUCK

And how often do you think about these "niggers" each day?

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Weird cope but okay

You will NOT calling it the "CHINESE" virus! You will NOT do racism and slander of great nation china. Virus come from ANIMAL not of native china,

IMPORTANT HEALTH SAFETY REMINDER

On top of social distancing, always wear a mask or face covering in public like in vid related. This is important. It could save your life.

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>pictures emerge of bodies piling up in hospitals in wuhan
>clearly more than the "official" death count

>Haha oops, looks like we missed a few
>"let's revise the death count up a bit"
>"by how much, Party Member Ming Lee? 50%?"
>"Sounds good, underling"

>only 41 new deaths
As always, superiour Russian healthcare actually saves people.