/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3262 - CCP Virus Editions

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I'm drunk

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HUGGZIES

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checking you back

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Why don't you dipshits go make your own threads instead of shitting up ours?
I mean I dont care if you want to go out and get yourself killed but shut the fuck up about it already.

I'm confused by 100% reinfection death rate vs this claim

I can't imagine a world without her anymore, she has taken everyone breath away.

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Has anyone compared daily death totals from 2019 to 2020? I wonder how they compare. A big nothing if the corona virus adds nothing not much. A massive something if there are way more deaths that aren't covered in official corona counts.

>checked, checked
please let me go outside. i want to get off of coronachan's wild ride already
:(

>ours
discord gang gang

They have one it's called /ptg/

So how e many of you are getting paid to doompost here? Argie OP already confessed hes a paid shill

Gary is broken

>one person died under 30 out of millions of cases xD
>better link it in OP even though it’s an anomaly and statistically irrelevant xD

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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gary i got in a fight with my family today. i had to be the bad guy and enforce preventative measures for their own good. can you please say something nice to me

i think he does it for free

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there is only one way out

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so it's all back to normal on Monday right?
i can go party with the bros and hound after some ho's right?
go back to work like normal.
go back to restaurants and bars and stuff.
im glad this COVID-19 Crisis is almost done. right?

>things I made up in my head

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我反对 Wǒ fǎnduì 不同意 Bù tóngyì Disagree 人格崇拜 Réngé chóngbài Personality Cult 1984 年 1984 Nián 动物农场 Dòngwù nóngchǎng 皇帝的梦想 Huángdì de mèngxiǎng The emperor's dream 我的皇帝 Wǒ de huángdì My Emperor 皇帝 Huángdì 称帝 Chēng dì Proclaim oneself emperor 皇帝元年 Huángdì yuán nián First year of an emperor's reign 奴隶制 Núlì zhì Slavery 不要脸 Bùyào liǎn Shameless 移民 Yímín Emigrate 无能的尺子 Wúnéng de chǐzi Incapable ruler 登基 Dēngjī Ascend the throne 敦促权力人物正式占领王位 Dūncù quánlì rénwù zhèngshì zhànlǐng wángwèi Urge a power figure to formally seize the throne 换火车 Huàn huǒchē Change Trains 逆流而上 Nìliú ér shàng 大河,大海 Dàhé, dàhǎi 统治世界 Tǒngzhì shí jiè Rule the world 古往今来 Gǔwǎngjīnlái Throughout the ages 修改法律 Xiūgǎi fǎlǜ Change the law 年号 Reign title Nián hào 普遍庆祝 Pǔbiàn qìngzhù 中国皇帝股票 Zhōngguó huángdì gǔpiào Chinese emperor stock 黄袍 Huáng páo Yellow gown 卷起袖子 Juǎn qǐ xiùzi Roll up sleeves 董事长,终身控制 Dǒngshì zhǎng, zhōngshēn kòngzhì Chairman, lifelong control 习泽东 Xízédōng Xi Zedong 恢复权威 Huīfù quánwēi Recover one's authority 美丽新世界 Měilì xīn shìjiè Brave New World 歪颈树 Wāi jǐng shù 历史的车轮 Lìshǐ de chēlún The wheel of history 我愿意一生都吃素 Wǒ yuànyì yīshēng dōu chīsù 反对清,恢复明 Fǎnduì qīng, huīfù míng Oppose Qing, restore Ming 重返大清之梦Chóng fǎn dà qīng zhī mèng Dream of Returning to the Great Qing 从天上来的伟人 从天上来的伟人 Cóng tiān shànglái de wěirén Great men sent from heaven 皇帝万岁 Huángdì wànsuì Long live the emperor 对于生命系统 Duìyú shēngmìng xìtǒng 终身 Zhōngshēn 几千年来 Jǐ qiān nián lái 不朽 Bùxiǔ ñ Ñ

>fish heads?
Less yummy than dogs.

Early morning reminder
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>plebbit maymays

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I've been on /cvg/ virtually every day since the beginning. I just decided to actually run the numbers and it just isn't that scary unless you are old or have health conditions.

A somethingburger sure, the economic collapse and everything has been fascinating, and a lot of people will die even with a low death rate. But it's not exactly the next black plague.

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>me when I start digging into the stash

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>i want to get off of coronachan
You can do it, lenty of lewds corona.
Worship her.

based cringe

I'm drunk

how do I get paid to doompost aka truthpost?

I'm not a real Gary, I just play one on TV. Your regularly scheduled Gary will be back tomorrow.

Spot on, lad

Well they should fuck off back there with their 4 year old memes

.The only ones getting paid here are those still denying this. I get being skeptical up until this week, if you still think this is nothing you are either a shill or completely braindead.

I'm on it