>go to automotive repair place >walk in, no one is there >look around >someone says "hi" >turn 360 degrees, don't see him anywhere >look down >it's a fucking midget >"Sorry I didn't see you there"
i ended up going back there all the time, he was totally chill for a midget. one time I parked and went in and he saw I was on the other side of the parking lot. He was like, "why do you always park so far away when I have these tiny little legs?" and then grumbled as he headed towards my truck "motherfucker always sending me on an epic quest and shit"
The disabled don't care, they live there life and understand what it's like to be normal. And what normal people think.
Brayden Adams
excluding retards and leftists
Wyatt Carter
I loved Johnny Bravo, fun times
Grayson Butler
BASED
Matthew Morales
Taht time we got drunk at a party, and the 4 of us went to bed to sleep. But I didnt want to sleep and started feeling that girl next to me. She said to stop, so I tried touching her some more, but she didnt feel like it. The next morning I told her it was her fault for being flirtateous the previous night and what else had she expected lieing next to a drunk guy and being so gorgeous? Still on good terms. Dunno, probably shouldve just apologized. Some would probably say it is victim blaming.
Jeremiah Young
>apologizing to a woman ever, even if you're in the wrong
Jaxon Richardson
1980's There was discussion in marketing class about selling cars. I don't even remember what it was about exactly. I said a lot of black guys buy Cadillacs. Everybody laughed, the teacher grinned and said he wasn't going to touch that one.
I had no idea what I said that was so controversial, or funny. I though everybody knew niggers bought lots of Cadillacs. I didn't even get my own joke. Didn't know it was a joke.
Jackson Richardson
>be in college >Talking to a dude I play with on video >roommate comes back with gaggle of friends >"come on user where head over to x dorm, see what friend k is up to" >yeah I'm coming >"who were you talking to bro you sounded mad" >yeah just some guy I play with he's a massive faggot. >roommates gay friend looks at me, didn't realize he was there >faggot as in dipshit or asshole >gay friend makes "oh" face
Elijah Jenkins
>be me >born with a hair lip >choose to use the word hair lip because it's funny >meet this women who just had a grand daughter with the same problem >"so user, can you tell me what to expect as far as bullying and self confidence issues are when it comes to having a cleft lip" >proceed to tell her how it's not really a big deal, but use the word hair lip no less than 10 times, including referring to her grand daughter as "a hair lip" >she's holding back tears towards the end of the conversation >think it's odd, but assume that what I said must have been really encouraging >don't realize until later that she probably was just really offended at the word, but didn't feel like she could stop me from saying it
Part of me feels sort of bad, but I also have to admit, I loved the power.lol
Parker Evans
Also that time I went on a business trip and texted my boss how gay europe is lol, cos I got a pride magazine in my hotel room. She started a conversation, that it is ok actually. I made my points why I dont like gays and she repled with smt like "dont we deserve representation". I suggested we better never talk about this again. I still have no idea how gay she is, if at all. Pretty sure I saw a guy at her place during a quarantine call
Christian Jackson
Tbh, I dont mind people that are black or disabled as long as they acknowledge their disabilities. I'm willing to help them even.
Jaxson Garcia
> hair lip Dude
Thomas Jackson
Lol. I started using the term regularly, so that it wouldn't affect me when other people tried to throw it at me as an insult, but it just became part of my regular vocabulary.
Carson Carter
It’s hare lip retard, like a rabbit
Sebastian Cooper
Haven’t thought about this way before. The concept of reality is only apparent to the Chad sub 90 IQ and the wizard 130 IQ, I guess tiny people included
Robert Price
It is "hare lip". You know, as in :3 Not a hairy lip. Are you mistyping it on purpose?
Dominic Phillips
What do you do when you’re wrong? Double down? Or pretend it never happened?
Brayden Russell
Meta shitposting
Elijah Richardson
>Have an older substitute teacher in HS, complete sperg, almost certainly on the autism spectrum >He never tries to teach, either lectures us on investing or tells us corny jokes out of a book >Joke book today >This chapter is all about birds >The jokes are phrased as questions e.g. "What kind of bird is too shy to sing in public? A hummingbird!" >Autistic teacher asks "What kind of bird spends most of its life in prison?" >I blurt out "a blackbird" >Everyone bursts out laughing >Black students found it to be the funniest >Apparently the right answer was a jail bird but I had never heard of those
Blake Wright
hmm more on this
Oliver Sullivan
A couple of days ago some retard passed me in the isle of the grocery store and as he passed he said "6 FEET!" and without thinking I turned around and said "what the fuck did you say, faggot?"
>at sister’s bday dinner, nice restaurant >somehow Holocaust comes up in conversation >I mention that it’s mostly lies >the rest of evening the only topic of discussion is that I’m an evil nazi and a disappointment to family Apologies to my sister
Jason Long
It's hare lip you fucking imbecile, because it looks like a hare. Were you born with a cleft brain too?
>be 5'2" manlet >be working with foids because literally only creature with any testosterone in the bio class > 6'2" girl starts complaining about having to shave her legs >say "if your short you don't have to worry about that because nobody will every like you" >all of them and the based midget teacher are all laughing they don't here the second part >mfw I'm shorter than all the females in the class >mfw I cope by being a an unironic basedboy
>OPs mother sucking my cock >look down >big thick lips >”damn girl you got some nigger lips” >didn’t swallow
Colton Carter
>Mention some silly fact about when media lied to my brother-in-law at my sisters birthday party >Dude is a stupid liberal who can't control his temper due to what I suspect is university and media brainwashing >Loses his shit about "muh immigration" and how stupid people voting for non-establishment parties are >One of his own friends join in and sides with me and actually starts antagonizing him further while I sip my beer and enjoy the shitshow
Only thing I did was mention our 13/52 percentage about north-african migrants, shit was pretty funny. Especially when his own buddy got in a discussion with him, from which it was clear that he mostly did it to piss him off (because he had a shit eating grin everytime he mentioned some sure fact).
