About to start reading the Bible

Can I get a quick run-down?

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Prepare for alot of sex, war, supernatural contracts, fever dreams, and flaming swords. Note that the canonical order was not the same as the writing order so be careful. Also maybe have a word cross-reference handy for alternate translations or etymology.

>Jews are Jews
>Jesus is based and the first coming of Hitler

And if you really feel like you didn't get what just happened, you are free to reread it as many times as possible

unless it is the vulgate, don't bother

Read it alongside josephus' history of the jews for a glimpse into how sandniggers 2,000 years ago saw it

But aren’t Jews supposed to be the chosen of god? Why are they so evil ?

Sure, don’t waste your time.

You get more out of the reading if you assume everything is foreshadowing Jesus. The serpent is Jesus too.

Checked and IDpilled. Drop LSD while reading an illustrated Bible