About to start reading the Bible

Tl;dr niggers tongue my anus

Also in the Bible prepare to see the Jews betray God... again and again and again and again and again and again...

>WHERE DO WE COME FROM AND WHAT IS THE MEANING OF OUR EXISTENCE?
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>IF THAT'S THE TRUTH, HOW SHOULD I LIVE AND HOW IS THAT BENEFICIAL FOR ME?
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>BUT I DON'T WANNA DO THESE THINGS, THAT SHOULDN'T DO NO HARM!
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>THAT'S A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, LIFE IS RANDOM!
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I recommend Ecclesiastes. It's simply written but contains wisdom for today's world.

God tells jews hell be good to him if they follow is rules
Jews betray God, God Punishes the Jews
Jews Repent, God helps jews again
Repeat 3 times
God sends his Son Jesus to earth
Jesus gets pissed at Jews' kikery and says "fuck you Satanic bastards the Goyim are Gods people now"
Jews kill Jesus
Jesus rises from the dead and Jews hate him ever since

Remember that the only way to rid sin is to reverse its process. Think of Messiah as the reestablishment of Man before the Fall, or Adam.

>God creates the world
>Creates man and woman
>beautiful garden, live forever
>woman sins by eating the forbidden apple, get's the man to sin with her
>the man is blamed anyways
>no longer live forever
>God literally has to send his son Jesus to be a blood sacrifice because of the sin
Basically women ruin everything

Old Testament is basically a history book of events leading to Jesus, New Testament is Jesus life, works, and an instruction book for Christianity

Start with Genesis then John then Job.

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The entire story of the bible is summed up allegorically in the first 4 letters of the alephbet

Start with Genesis and Exodus, then skip to the New Testament, Read the Gospel of John, then Acts through Corinthians ending up with the book of Revelation.

After that, read the rest in any order you like. That's how I'd do it to get the basic condensed version first. From there you can get into some of the more obscure stuff you won't understand until you have the basics anyway.

Matthew 4:8-11
>8 Again, the devil took Him up on an exceedingly high mountain, and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory.
>9 And he said to Him, “All these things I will give You if You will fall down and worship me.”
>10 Then Jesus said to him, “Away with you, Satan! For it is written, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve.’ “
>11 Then the devil left Him, and behold, angels came and ministered to Him.

can any bible bros help interpret? in the third temptation of christ, the devil offers the kingdoms of man to jesus.

Are these his to give? or was he pulling a trick?

Hebrews were the "chosen people," but the Jews who rejected Christ were not entered into the new covenant.

Pic related ...never trust a fucking jew or jew indoctrination manuals....fucking normie..pic related

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>part 1: the old testament
>god makes a bunch of shit, women shit it up, god gets mad and kills just about everybody
>part 2: the new testament
>god fucks off for a while to fondle higgs bosons and donkey punch qausars into squirting everywhere
>the descendants of the previous near total annihilation have learned nothing and continue to shit everything up
>god gets pissed again and kills everyone for good this time
>the end

Work through it slowly. I would recommend the Orthodox study bible. Follow the daily readings, in the back of the book first, then add a chapter of the wisdom texts per day, then finally add a chapter of the OT per day.

thx

[spoiler] Jesus dies [/spoiler]

They may have been the chosen ones(not anymore) but they are still people like the rest of us. I think the reason they end up being involved with vile degenerate acts is because they have a misguided superiority complex that makes them think they can get away with it.

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Can't he stand up for himself? How can he be such an incompetent cuck that he keeps getting fucked by Jews.

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Read the new testament first.
The old Testament is boring.

This playlist is an excellent primer, as well. And when you complete that, work through his John playlist. It's dense, but really opens the whole understanding of the bible up to you.
m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwFryQlF-IDklVuKU1Kf_oKHgj9_nOunf

i don't want to spoil it, but it's got a great twist ending

Nice user, I actually coincidentally watched that exact video explaining the Book of Job yesterday.

better to flip to random pages/passages throughout the day and read them and think about them as they pertain to the moment you are in. there's an element of divinity in this practice and will bring you more enlightenment than reading linearly and absentmindedly

Modern (((jews))) are actually not Isralites. They are the Synagogue of Satan and are routed in the Khazarian steppe horde that adopted Judaism.

YouTube bible project. Gives Accurate overview of the whole bible without going verse by verse.

The world is his dominion. The devil runs this place.

Anyway, the real lesson here is Satan's most effective gambit. We call it, "going along to get along," just do what they ask of you, and you can have a house in the burbs and an SUV and a fridge full of Budweiser and cold cuts.

You don't have to believe in what they tell you to do, you don't have to like it, all you have to do is do it. And you'll get all kinds of nice shit. And if you don't, you get nothing.

Telling Satan to go to hell is not easy to do, but you have to do it. Don't play the go along to get along game.

>describes epic rise of a family line blessed by a powerful and destructive God as they become slaves, gain their freedom, invade a country, build a kingdom etc etc
>boring
Open your mind, man ffs.

Modern jews are NOT isralites. Even if they were it doesn't really matter because God divorced Israel in the Old Testament.

Satan has no ownership of those kingdoms, God does, hes just larping and being the ultimate deceptive Jew. Moral of the Story the Devil lies about everything so don't fall for his bullshit

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If you're an American do your part and reject all forms of slavery. Especially organized religion. Or stupid trash like paganism or atheism. Read western philosophy and become a deist.

OT:
I. Garden of Eden: God splits Adam into man and woman. Both told by God not to eat from Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Snake in garden Eve to do it so her "eyes will be opened and she will be like God." They eat and become conscious. Death enters world because of lack of trust in God. They put on clothes (animal skins) to cover nakedness (layer of death to protect from death).
II. Cain and Abel - sons of Adam and Eve. Cain kills Abel because he's better than him. Cain tells God he's not his brother's keeper when God asks where Abel is. Cain becomes oldest ancestor of the world.
III. Noah - Flood story. World was so wicked God restarted it. Noah and his three sons survive on an ark.
IV. Abraham - Old guy who is a multigenerational descendent of Caine. God tells him and his old, barren wife they will have a child. Sarah laughs. It happens. Abraham is told by God his seed will create the Jewish people.
V. Isaac, son of Abraham - Wrestles with God, has two children-Jacob and Esau.
VI. Jacob tricks father Isaac into thinking he's Esau when Isaac is very old, so he can get his father's blessing
VII. Jacob has 12 sons, they're kings of Israel so to speak
VIII. More timeline shit, Moses frees Israelites from Egyptian slavery.
IX. Bunch of historical shit that doesn't matter. Judges and Prophets. Book of Job, guy who suffers but never loses trust in God. Other Books like Psalms
X. Joseph father of Christ is born from this timeline

Will type out NT now

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