AUS/POL/ - FUCK LIMEY EDITION

Gday lads

>Coronavirus face masks deemed safe hours after being withdrawn from SA hospitals
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-17/coronavirus-face-masks-now-deemed-safe-after-being-withdrawn/12156684

>Cocaine trafficker Cassie Sainsbury released from Colombian prison
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-17/cassie-sainsbury-released-from-colombian-prison/12156758

>Neighbourhood dispute over a dog ends in bizarre war of words in the middle of the street with a man using the N-word in vile racial rant before threatening to expose his penis
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8227875/Man-walking-dog-racially-abused-Mickleham-Melbourne-neighbour.html

>Byron Bay emerges as a coronavirus red zone with locals told to get tested IMMEDIATELY for deadly COVID-19 even if their symptoms are mild
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8228171/Byron-Bay-flagged-coronavirus-red-zone-NSW-Health-telling-locals-tested-immediately.html

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Fuck the desert lime shilling brit
fuck bill gates
fuck the chip and the vaccine
fuck strawberry farmers

her legs are real nice. i'd do her

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

PHONE TRACKING APP COULD BE MANDATORY
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fuck yanks, fuck chinks

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What phone?

So I finally convinced my wife to do the MBTI test.
>be me
>autistic INTP
>be married to sane, sensible woman
>she's ISFJ
>absolute 100% normie of normies
Is this the secret to a solid family life for us anons?
Marry a normie wife and lead her to put her normie hopes and desires into a strong, healthy family?
No word of a lie, an intelligent and clever woman who I can sit late into the night discussing philosophy with excites me - but had I married a woman like that we would have driven each other mad by now.

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Sounds like he let the approval ratings go to his head and actually thinks people will accept being tracked like cattle

What's the go with mutual obligations? Do I have to pretend to look for work, or not yet?

CITIZEN, WE HAVE DETECTED YOU ARE NOT CARRYING A MOBILE DEVICE, NOR DO YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR DWELLING.
You will now be jailed and your family issued a 50,000 dollar fine to pay.

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>"His treachery was the worst and most hurtful."

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well this country is full of retards who would.

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I got INTP-T. FML.

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are mutual objections coming back

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>with a new ruling elite.

Missed that part.

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8227875/Man-walking-dog-racially-abused-Mickleham-Melbourne-neighbour.html
"'Let's act like neighbours, are you going to have your dog running out again,' he asks repeatedly. The agitated neighbour stares intently before telling him to 'peace out n*****'. "
kek

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is that 1/3 abbo on the left?

The whole Turnbull book is hilarious, literally everyone hates the guy now, even his wife who calls him a fucking retard for ignoring her advice. When he locked himself in the PM office on the day he was voted out, he cried and still contemplates suicide to this day.

my phone got stolen no tracking for me

Islander/Maori of some type

If only he had topped himself

What a fuckwit.

That doesnt mean the people that wouldnt just disappear

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>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/702c9b8e4cac0146c639e1b14a4bdd3e#45208
Well, I guess it’s Simpson Desert Gulag for us.

discussing philosophy with your wife this is what friends are for not your wife user stop being retarded

i got ISTJ-T, i thought i was INTJ

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I'll remember him as the man who fucked the NBN

oh you lost it, dont worry. one has been mailed to you. If you lose this one, we'll have no choice but to chip you. Sorry citizen, you brought this upon yourself with your clumsiness.