/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3260 - CCP Virus Editions

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Wuhan lab
project-evidence.github.io/

Give Corona-chan your energy to purge this Earth of degenerates!

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Repost because more people need to see it.

The Pope is dead and so might be Bojo.
Why?
>Deepfakes, holograms, media doctoring technology exists.
If we don't see these public officials make an appearance before the camera in a live public speaking scenario, then you can safe betting they're RIP.

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Please give us zombies, Corona-chan!

OH SHIT MAH NIGGAZ

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Does Yas Forums have any good book/audiobook recommendations? Fiction, philosophy, redpills, war stories, whatever.

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so cute, wanting a habbening when it's a nothingburger

yup.

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this place is bot and leftie central now

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I don’t take advice from holograms

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I didnt realize the pope of all people is a leading scientists. What are his thoughts on why the earth exists and how it was created

This

Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
- April 14: 2,000,000 cases
- April 30: ???????????????

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So who's in charge of handling all these infected corpses its taken them weeks to count and how am I realistically expected to believe that these bodies alone won't cause another outbreak?

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NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=1kOthv-6Qr8

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

Not the knee guy though, he’s based.

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N-nani?

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the magic 33
> 3.3 million

youtube.com/watch?v=G_lER3MC3_k
youtube.com/watch?v=WpZbS1AAKlw

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHAT THE FUCK, AM I GETTING PSYOPED HERE?

WHAT THE FUCK

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The real death toll is easily over 300k by now.

I know the norm is for a red dress, but what color do you think would nice on her?

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Possible. There was a guy in Thailand who got pozzed by a corpse. It was in the media a couple of days ago. He apparently died which marks the first "official" instance of corpse to living transmission.

"On the jews and their lies" - Martian Luther

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

If the trend continues 3,000,000 - 3,500,0000

>Boss wants me to go back to work

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Reposting as well

That looks like some garbage I would make. He doesn't even disappear. It goes black where his image was rather than whatever was behind him because that would take too long.

I was just thinking that. Add a couple of zeros and it'll be more realistic. Bare minimum, 300k but 3m wouldn't shock me.

I'm going back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in a month.

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The CHAD Tyvek
The Virgin Maskless

Wanting nothingburger when happening is cuter

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Why did they suddenly increase it?

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>low-key smoking so i die when i get it
anyone else?

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It never ends.

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I have an organic chemistry book plus solutions manual, and a biochemistry book that has answers to problems I can share with you.

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My point stands that if you don't see these officials making a public appearance on camera then you can't be sure they're alive/well.

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New Roylabs Stream: youtube.com/watch?v=-ccnqR2UTTc

Times it by 10 for a low ball

50 to be closer

i'm a fatass and recovered from pneumonia last feb

HARBL

>a fake number increased by a fake amount
why even bother reporting this

Does flattening the curve mean plateauing at about 85,000 new cases per day?

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Bexit niggas lighting up the bliuntz rn.

You understand bots exist, correct? Hence why they are typically the first reply

>Martian Luther

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It's not just Wuhan. They've locked down parts of Sichuan, Guangzhou and another province or two IIRC. They're not even close to having controlled this despite having the capacity and ability to lock things down harder than anywhere else on the planet.

I never stopped working
>but I work from home so it doesn't matter

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... un, guys. China is "revising" its numbers... do you think theyre trying to save their asses because they know sooner por later it will be know that the virus escape from a lab?
And this is happening after Trump talked about it.

Nips don't understand social distancing. They are doomed.

Still missing a digit or two!

We shouldn't have destroyed the ovens.

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Time to trigger the jews and astroturfers here:

Why you fat bro? I was 200 something at one point, fattest nigga in school then I stopped eating so much and started working out and now I'm still fat but can look at myself in the mirror and not wanna kill myself

>nature
>climate
>crisis

Yes, “nature” is doing this. This dude talks like a fucking rebbitor

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It means we hit the limit for testing.

Your video is literally an official making a public appearance on camera. Someone spent two minutes doing a shoddy edit that I'm also certain was meant to be a joke.

Existence was a mistake. Don't worry tho, Corona Chan has arrived to fix that.

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Yes that would be a good thing. It means your current measures are working and they should remain in effect

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I laughed

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