You come home from a long hard day's work and you see this, what do?

You come home from a long hard day's work and you see this, what do?

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Check for penis

tell her to go get the butter.

Why do they say marriage is hard? what's so difficult about it

Get her back in teh camp

Show her where the oven is.

take a big ol' shiiit and maybe get a blumpkin

kek

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Wonder how I ended up in the wrong houseand got this far without noticing, then immediately become concerned that this girl isn't freaking out and instead seems happy to see me.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

TONGUE IN ASSHOLE

virginity must be taxing. hard. seriously, not even trolling.

After 3-7 years everything dies and becomes boring and she only lets you have sex, once a month if that

cut off the dick and tell him to get out of my house

Those are literal Auschwitz jammies. Goddamn they are fucking walking meme factories

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>doesn't just put her in there
beta.

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check my map, I must be walking in circles.

It's smooth sailing for a month or so. Then you realize you're sunk to the depths with this nagging harpy on your shoulders until one of you is dead.

stick a broomstick up her ass, remove it, and lick it clean

>she onlyw lets you have sex
witnessing a dickless simp implode in real time boys

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Yeah. Absolutely zero attraction toward each other. Extreme boredom with the other person. Feeling of being trapped with no way out.0

>lets you
Be a man and initiate, faggot.

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>she only lets you have sex
>asking a w*man for permission on anything
>not just doing what you want

but would you lube the stick? I'm serious, theres a huge difference

Suck benis

Fuck, how could you even want to have sex with the same person over and over after even 1 year? That is so fucking boring, Jesus.

>w*man
wat

>come home from a long hard day's work
"It's about time you got your lazy ass out of bed. Get up and clean the fucking house. How come dinner isn't ready? Where are the kids? I swear to god if I EVER come home again and you've wasted the entire day in bed, you're gonna get the belt. Now get your little ass moving!"

Vomit

Married the wrong person. Not everyone fucked up like you.

all relationships involve hard work. you've got to give your time and effort to another person, and that can be exhausting. Worth if both people are putting the effort in, though, and better than the alternative.

>witnessing a dickless simp implode in real time boys
Nah, that's not me, that's literally everyone I know who's married. I just do 1 night stands at local bars while I nomadic town to town in my Bus conversion bang house and do welding for money, pic related is latest fuck

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Ever had a nagging harpy for a gf and feel like there's no escape? That times 10.

Nothing. I’ve been married 12 years. But I married a virgin.

PLOW, PLOW and PLOW AGAIN

this

user you don't have to lie, I'd fuck her too.

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I've been a wizard for a while now. I stopped caring and moved on many years ago. I make good money and enjoy my life.

Just wait, you'll see. It happens once reach 35. You either stay in a ded end marriage or divorce

I would prefer sex once a year over not having any. 29 years old. Never had a gf and not overweight. Do I still have a chance?

most people did apparently. are you sure you're on the right board?

WINONA THREAD?

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newfag lurk moar

i'd rail her pussy and then tell her to get the fuck out.

I prefer blondes.

you sound about 16

Bingo. The key to a happy married. All these other fags married whores and now regret it. Haha

this then?

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only old fags will get this one. old fag kek

throw holy water on it and ask the jew demon to leave!

Why the fuck are you in bed? Did you e en get dressed today? Where are the fucking kids? Where is dinner? It's 5 fucking 30! You have one fucking job! Dont piss me off!

Imagine the smell

that's awesome dude, sauce on pic?

She has worn crosses, I think even God loves her.

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Disgusting

I don’t like that movie where she cucks Ethan Hawke with Ben Stiller and then Ethan Hawke still takes her back in the end.

I envy you like you wouldn't believe

sure, but care to explain?

turn 360 and walk away.

listen to this fucking kike.
I adore my wife, 8 yes now, and we have 2 beautiful white children, how does that make you feel?

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Most people make one of three mistakes
1. Marrying a non virgin
2. Getting fat so she hates you
3. Letting her get fat so she hates you and herself
A few people make some other mistake like getting a dog instead of kids, or doing an LTR.