Imagine waking up at 8AM hearing a helicopter land next to your tent...

>Imagine waking up at 8AM hearing a helicopter land next to your tent, getting fined & being told to go away & self iscolate at home near everyone else.

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just kill the police and steal their helicopter

stupidity or malice? The great question i ask time and time again.

Aus/Pol/ is back.

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Accuse them of
>1. wasted thousands in operating costs to get the helicopter here
>2. wasting time seeking out campers when they should be prepared for people who may actually need help
>3. not observing social distancing laws and endangering my life
Film the whole thing of course and refuse to pay.

If you aren't on your own private land you should comply to the police rules. Niggers that "isolate" in the wilderness, get sick and need help should be left to die

Kill the helicopter and steal the police.

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That helo looks like the wienermobile

Literally this. Especially in Aussie land, the cops are giant faggots just like British police.

Shut up pajeet.

Suck my dick nigger

>STAY HOME SAVE LIVES

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Go out camping with a length of steel cable and a neodymium magnet on one end. When helicopter comes, throw that shit into its rotor.
You'd only be able to do this when they land, but then they would be stuck there with you. Charge them double what the fine is to give them a ride back to civilization. The whole way back drop heavy redpills on them and be a stinky sperg.

This wont get you anywhere
This is the proper thing to do

>Comply with police rules regardless of actual logic and situation

Imagine my shock when a 3rd world nation citizen makes an stupid comment.

It's almost like they need to all in one place so we all die when they release the real bioweapon.

They were having sexual relations in that tent. Nasty Tasmanian relations.

>When helicopter comes, throw that shit into its rotor.
>ruining a free helicopter

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Fuck the police

what if the person was homeless

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But user, I can't pilots helicopters.

don't let that stop you, you can learn as you go

Only steal and operate aircraft if you are planning to go out like Beebo. RIP.

>Practice social distancing
>But not that far away we still need to keep track of you go... I mean guys
Why?

ours aren't any better, they're just more wary because American spirit rubs off on enough leafs to be a problem

FREE MEN DONT ASK

Just remember, the pedals are not gas and brake!

I know it's an overused buzz word but this is literal fascism. These cops should be executed.

>not wanting to go out like beebo

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Escaping a 5 star wanted rating is pretty easy if you have a helicopter right?

That's what I was partly thinking also, what would be the outcome if the Tasmanian cop & camper happen to be cousins?

fuck the pigs. fuck them.

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It's easy. You sit in the britbong seat in the front row, the lever to the left is for going straight up and down, you tilt forwards slightly to speed up and backwards to slow down, and you turn left with the brake pedal and right with the gas

They don't wan't to have to risk rescue workers becoming infected rescuing infected adventurers so they send rescue helicopters out there to harass them instead. I think that's the logic.

W-what a ter-terrific audience.

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Then they’re free to experience nature normie free.
I wish they’d do this in my state. All you normies fuck off for once and live in your homes, this is MAH LAND now

Picture this, you inbred nigger
>you have the virus in its early stagesand you dont know it yet
> you move 500 kms north of Cucamonga in the middle of fucking nowhere, just to "isolate"
>you start feeling worse, you cough like a retard
>you call the cops and the authorities
>they spend countless resources to save your ass,dozens of people need to take care of your situation ,from doctors ,to policemen and that special unit who needs to isolate your retarded abo nigger ass.
>you waste the time of people who could concentrate their efforts locally, who now have to deal with your niggardry
Eat shit you faggots, you are the reason this shit spread. And dont tell me your nigger ass wouldnt call the police if you started coughing, this virus is no joke you fucking imbeciles. My coworkers wife had it and literally said that she felt like she didnt breath air, like she wad gasping for every breath

Feels good man
That’s what we are for

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>R*ddit tier “funny just switch the objects, bro XD” humor

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Dipshit im going out to the woods to die, thats the whole reason

Aren't most heli rotors an aluminum shell filled with honeycomb? I can't see a magnet holding it.

Distract the crew and cut off 1" from one of the tail rotors.

The "unbalanced rotor" practical joke is very funny.

Than kys you retard, those faggots pitched tents because they wanted to live there. The world would be better if the faggots like you actually had the courage to kill themselves

Shutup gypsy nigger.

>Excuse me, I'm someone you don't know. I need to get close to you to tell you you're too close to people. Also you owe me money now.
No wonder Taz was incoherently angry all the time.