There has to have been a timeline shift, we’ve entered meme land ever since 2020. Is Biden trying to lose the election?
My running mate: I try to mate while she tries to run!
Make it his wife. It'd be good symbolism to the human race.
i can't believe he let the media know he has a wife... i thought traditional marriages were against the commandments of liberalism
Probably end up being Michelle.
biden explicitly said a 'woman'
watch them pick some no name bitch like when they picked Tim Kaine. He will lose the election.
>I try to mate while she tries to run.
Kek
Watcu talkin bout cracka
Is this how Hillary gets into office? Will she be his VP pick and then have to replace him not even a year into his first term?
I hope it's Hillary. Can you imagine the butthurt of pol and other retards if Biden dies and Hillary becomes President. No wall. Hillary as president. Trump ranting and raving on twitter all day
>biden/hillary ticket
>trump bux
jesus christ Trump would win 40 states
It's literally going to be Hillary and he'll step down after a month in office because he's clearly a geriatric pedo.
joes first wife got drunk and hit a truck, killing her and their kid, like a week after he first took office.
His current marriage was in the public eye decades ago
Fuck its gonna be that Abrams lady that wouldnt admit she lost isn't it? Please let this happen, it'll be the cherry on top of the whole DNC charade.
I like how everyone is pretending to not know who this woman will end up being. Clinton as VP is the main reason they ran Biden and bought out all the competition. He started with the lowest energetic support and then every other runner (minus Bernard) stepped down and gave him the nod before super thursday (sic). She gets to join the campaign at the end game and without putting any work in. He’s deliberately not naming her yet to withhold the maximum amount of time of her in spotlight and target. COVID means no debates this year, so they can wait even longer to “pick” his female candidate.
Check ‘em
nah
hes gonna pick someone to up their profile for 2024
how the fuck do you go on life after something like that. i'd just off myself
Quads and id OWL
vice president rachel maddow
>Is Biden trying to lose the election?
Your mistake is thinking anybody in the DNC apparatus believes they're going to win.
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Joementia will be mighty disappointed whe he finds out about he Michael Obongo and the snake
Imagine both of their brains turning into applesauce at the same time
Kek
>Your mistake is thinking anybody in the DNC apparatus believes they're going to win.
They absolutely do, they're detached from the people and deep up their own asses.
Abrams becoming president after 2 months into a Biden presidency would be the funniest god damn thing that could ever happen. She’d be assassinated in under 2 weeks.
Female pandering is a pretty safe game, I think he's making a good move. The smartest move would be to take Warren. There's a lot of totally delusional "progressive" women that still think Warren has any credibility on that front after not endorsing Bernie two elections in a row and instead endorsing the establishment both times, so they'll be able to pretend that Biden is now a "progressive" candidate. It might fool a few simps on the progressive side, but his biggest gain will be the big gaggle of women who just vote for vaginas whenever they get the chance, no matter what the vagina has to say.
Warren'll do it too. She doesn't care about anything other than getting her name in the books anymore. She knows death's coming soon. She wants to be the first female something, no matter what it is.
Even Joe is not senile enough to approve Sheboon Prime to his ticket.
Nobody is that deep up their ass. They are running a man with Alzheimer's and they all know it. Their primary objective in this election cycle was to bury Bernie Sanders once and for all so he couldn't do to them what Trump did to their Republican functionary counterparts. The did that and the rest of the cycle is just going through the motions. What they care about at this point is keeping the house and that's it.
No seriously what was in this letter?
Its going to be amy Klobuchar
>Check 'em
MEDIOCRE
I know Yas Forums would love for that to happen. Hell, I would too. But it ain't. She's out.
That's debatable. I think ultimately it doesn't really matter though. Even if they knew that Bernie would 100% win, that wouldn't mean THEY won. It would mean Bernie won. Y'know?
Biden is their best chance of winning and always has been, because Biden was the only one of them running in the primary.
Title made me kek so I’d figure I’d stop by to laugh at torpedo joe
nice. personally, i hope biden picks a tranny
LORD OF THE KANGZ
she'd probably fall down some stairs or drown in the presidential pool or something
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