/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3259 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,182,197 (+889) ► Died: 145,521 (+51) ► Day: 99 (-23:47:47)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 7.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,965 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
French media: Nobel laureate says virus combined with HIV in lab
archive.is/vuzhZ

Spain has 11,600 unreported deaths, regional officials confirm
archive.is/CUXkW

Confirmed deaths in the US surpass estimated flu deaths
archive.is/FTQNP

Lithuania reports 9 cases of reinfection
archive.is/v24CV

Patients in Italy testing positive after 50 days
archive.is/RxaUK

>INFO
21 year old without conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

There are now 8 major strains circling the globe
archive.is/eypTs

10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/r0r42

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

>REMINDER
Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
archive.is/gbtls

$2.4 trillion global recession expected
archive.is/s1wVX

Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
archive.is/ksmDm

"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
archive.is/FqPKO

>LATEST
02:01: 98 new cases and 7 new deaths in Argentina
01:42: 425 new cases and 12 new deaths in Japan
01:38: 114 new cases and 3 new deaths in Nebraska
01:22: 2,493 new cases and 386 new deaths in Spain
01:18: 699 new cases and 30 new deaths in Georgia
01:15: 443 new cases and 35 new deaths in Florida

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post yfw 6 million niggers die and you must now pay a reparations tax

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let's talk about the disappearing hologram pope.
did the Kong Flu get him?

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As soon as a nigger baby is born, stomp it the fuck out.

Fuck Zionists.

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let's talk about deepfake Joe Biden
has he been affected with the Shanghai Shivers?

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Is there a better video? That one sucks.

Someone find the link of the full walk.
Dude walks back normally, that one is just a glitch.

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Gotta say, if you have 4chanX with auto-update, posts might flip in and out of existance.

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>UPDATED CHARTS @ 16 Apr 2020
UPDATED CHARTS @ 16 Apr 2020

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>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU NIGGER MONKEY RETARDS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE ALL FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lol goodamn you niggers are so fast

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let's talk about deepfake Tom Hanks
has he succumbed to his bout with Winnie The Flu?

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the cope

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WELCOME TO /CVG/

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Rate my PrEP boysssssssssss

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THE JANNIES ARE HIRED CHINKES
THEY DONT DELETE THE RETARDS SPAMMING AND DISRUPTING THE THREAD
BUT THEY DARE TO DELETE THE BOOP user

END TO ALL JANNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Checked, and appreciated.

FUCK CHINA AND FUCK THE CCP

LITERALLY

KIDS

MENU

BURGER

AND

A

SMALL

FRY

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NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
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CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
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ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
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LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVEN BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

MSM is finally calling out China. When will it call out big tech for working with the chinks to suppress the spread of information.

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CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
>CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
>CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
>CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. YOU ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO.

CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
>CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
>CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
>CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX

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>bong healthcare workers shouting and celebrating aggressively close to one another
>no masks

RIP bongland

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>oh ye it actually was a bio-weapon
why is it so boring being right?

Y E S
E
S

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Still waiting for her to come to me...

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mobile.twitter.com/bernieonthebus/status/1249904148981653507
the other video is from the intended angle
thus the hologram worked correctly
they were not prepared

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Approven isn’t a word.

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>Opening the country in phases.
>Still no treatment.

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It's okay BRanon, unlimited boops for you. They'll just have to be in spirit from now on...

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>hologram pope.
More like reptilian pope, going through a interdimensional gate.
You should have in mind that one of the OLDEST GRIMOIRES is THE GRIMOIRE OF POPE ONORIUS.
just saying.

How the fuck do I see this in decent res on mobile or am I being trolled? On a work trip btw.

>it fucks every part of your shit up
meanwhile we have people saying it is literally a hoax. who do i believe?

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Isn't that what the majority and you wanted? Enjoy your freedom.

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i will admit i am bitter and want others to feel as i do
but will you?

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I wish i could draw so i could make a boop=chan and somehow make peoples tart doing many of them from now on

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b&r

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So our health guys say that we can't come out of lockdown until the r0 falls to below 1.

Looks like its indefinite lockdown for us.

Open the image in a new tab, remove the 'm' before .jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok

YOU'RE RIGHT! I'LL MAKE THE CHANGES.

it's something like 1.05 or something, but basically ye

It took under 4 days to go from what we're at to peak. Two weeks of lockdown to roll back infected numbers four days.