Is cat food safe for human consumption?

Or a bat.

Just eat your cats

Came here to post this.

mince some onion and garlic, patty up, dip in 50/50 bread crumbs and flour, proceed to fry. Also when cat food run out, fry cat.

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If you can prove this to me, I will send you $100 for food.

hang out outside of a store, if you're white, find another white person and tell them if they can buy you some food, barely any normal person will say no and not buy you at least $10 worth of canned shit or bread and milk, some will probably hand you a $20

Fast you fucking fat fuck. You aren’t an animal who tf is so desperate they eat cat food. Get a god damned job you NEET go deliver food or some shit.

Go to a grocery store, with plastic bag, fill up with groceries. Leave. Feed your cat.

post your cashapp or venmo user

This
Here in my country we pair it with sweet n sour sauce and onion. Fried wonton breaded crust dip. Fishy tang to it, needs to be cooked. Delicacy in my family for generation.

Cat food is more expensive than human food.
Sell them to some cat lady and buy yourself a big ass bag of $2.00 french fries.

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Yes its the exact same product as pic related.

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Eat the cat dumb ass.

>MFW eating catfood for the last two weeks
youtube.com/watch?v=DvzpMZmARkU

Eat the cat, then use the food to catch your neighbor’s cars

Lol

based chang

hehehehahahhaa you nasty bastard lol

Bump for proof

If you’re srs that broke I’ll slide you some cash

This works especially well if you don’t look like utter shit or a schizo

I'm not even kidding, but I'll need actual solid proof.

Afaik all cat and dog food is made safe for human consumption, it is meant to be a failsafe in case we somehow run out of 'normal' food.

You can go pretty long without food. Eat less, shoplift a little, you'll be fine. Let your cat eat.

Charlie Kelly is that you?
youtube.com/watch?v=yHQG6TMD_Gw

you shouldnt have paid rent. They cannot evict you for at least 3 months.

Yeah, you can eat cat food, or go to a shelter, or go to food bank. Your choice, I guess.

Yes. But you are disgusting bug people and not really human.

dont forget that the special seasoning you use is so skin the cat alive and then deep fry it alive. Chinks will meet their end soon

Maybe you could doctor it up with a little salt and pepper, some garlic or onion powder and you might not barf. Or you could go dumpster diving behind the grocery store. Or you could just steal some food. Any of these options are better than being a faggot, OP.

Go be a nigger and loot your local grocery store. Wear your mask and a hat and they wont even know who you were

sounds like it sucked

cat food isn't even safe for cat consumption

people buy the shittiest, least expensive cat food at the store, and then wonder why Mr Whiskers dies from kidney/liver failure at 8-12 years old.

Go to a local food bank or look on a loca l buy nothing group on Facebook. People will give you what you need for free there as long as you don’t constantly ask for shit

You don't have anything to pawn?

why don't you collect some cans and recycle them?

idk about other shit but ciao, the real ones made in thai or jap, taste like canned fish for humans
very edible

Go shopping at store. Write check. Bounce the fuck out of check. Get $500 of ramen. Kick can down road.

>Go to a local food bank
Don't do it OP! They put fluoride in the food!

All recycle centers are closed

>memeflag checks out
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Goto store. Eat. Leave

I usually check to see if they're fucked up, but I'd buy even a junkie food if they asked, 100% of the time they want money though, fuckin junkies man.

Call several churches in your area. Tell them look I am not member, but I am in your community. I have made bad choices with my money, perhaps but I am very hungry right now. Offer to volunteer time to deliver meals to elderly for them.

man, at least you have friskies.

i've been eating the off-brand shit

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Yes, but not for a long time.

It has stuff in it that isn't good for humans if that's all they eat.

As an emergency, sure.

>See if there's a food bank.
This. Also literally just call local churches and tell them what's up. Even though you are a piece of shit who probably shits on Christianity and never goes to church, a bunch of them have programs to help ingrates like you.

my cal likes this stuff. he does not like the sea food version. he's a fucking diabetic (he's old) and he needs a 1mg shot twice a day. he's actually my moms cat. his name is hank. he is orange.

soup yourself, nigger

>then wonder why Mr Whiskers dies from kidney/liver failure at 8-12 years old
No one ever really wonders why a cat dies, it's just something that happens. And the thing about cats is they breed eagerly, so we can always make more of them if we need them. It's the same for people.

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Go on YouTube learn to how to eat wild food outdoors.

Post proof faggot