Ayy Lmao Timeline Confirmed

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Watch Dr. Greer’s “CE5 - Contact” documentary that launched last week if you want to make contact.

aliens have always been here this is a big nothingburger

why would you want to do that

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>my spiritual guide talked to me as a serpent
gee, sounds real fucking familiar

>Watch Dr. Greer’s “CE5 - Contact” documentary that launched last week if you want to make contact.
the only contact i get from Dr Greer is from my eyes contacting his crotch from the way he sits in those bluejeans, rippling muscles and big fat balls im not gay either its just like the camera is always focused on his balls

Steven Greer is a fucking con artist.

Those seem to be weather balloons filled with swamp gas, nothing to see here

kill the camera man
fucking useless

Can I get a flight to basedbean?

wats this picture

Ok but are the ayys actually qt.alien gf material or are they just xeno scum?

link??

fucking holly shit what is he doing geta fucking tripod

>Orion's Belt formation
What if I told you they were just saying hi? >now what if I told you they weren't saying it to us?

>basedbean
lmao checked
the truth, user, the truth

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Here's your alien bro.

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>tfw the coronavirus is a ploy to keep us all indoors so we don't see the UFO fleets

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>Orion

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

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legit

DELETE THIS

Greer is full of shit.

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lol, hasn't the guy in the video seen satellites pass overhead before. They are most visible and brightest just after full sunset.

I main human, but be advised, one of those is not from Orion
>also it isn't evil

This, everything is about Orion's belt somehow. The Egyptian pyramids, Aztec, Chinese, the ones in Alaska, and the ones you can see on Mars by the Mars face all are perfectly representing Orion's belt. The pleiadian ayyys are trying to tell us that's where they're from or something

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This
Dude has a magnificent crotch ngl
I want to pour a 1 liter lube bottle on it and give him an ass job desu
I'm not gay btw

Plebadians are in league with them, all the signs say so, but it's the draconicucks who are the enforcers/usurpers here. We'll see who laughs last though.

And how would YOU know this? Unless...

>Dude has a magnificent crotch ngl
I can't divert my eyes :(

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>biggest ayy disclosure of all time
>promises to contact ayys
>that'll be $20 though lmao

Don't trust space niggers

Link? I can't find a free copy

Spooky pic user

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Ayys aren't demons, if they were then they are the nicest most respectful demons I've ever met

This. You have to be a schizo not to see this.

I'll take aliens over this stupid chink flu anytime. Chink flu ain't no fun. But an interstellar war. Now that's sumpin to look forward to. Bring it on Matrix! Give us the next simulation!

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I read in my farmer's almanac that on April 15th there would be a line of three planets with moon at the bottom that would be best seen then, but didn't get a chance to check it out. You saw three planets (Saturn, Mars, Jupiter) with the moon that are in a near line in our night sky currently that were at their most visible last night, only. sorry.

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You aren't wrong, I took this about two weeks ago, there were three white lights flying around the moon very fast. There was a thread here and on Twitter where people were reporting it at around 2AM CT. There must have been thousands of witnesses.

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Lets get this show on the road already, sick of this normalfag experience

>I'm not gay btw
im not either bro, its just how can you not respect such an alpha chad. his pants can barely contain his manlihood.

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dracos were here first, we've long over stayed our welcome here. i'm not sure why they haven't just struck us down but perhaps we are the useful idiot that they consider amusing.

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what's the source of your pic related?

Maybe it was 3 weeks ago actually, it was during the supermoon. They were flying circles and zigzags patterns around the moon in seconds, I don't know what that translates to in speed exactly but it must be incredibly fast.

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