/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3257 - CCP Virus Editions

No doritos/10

>DOW futures are up 800 points because Gilead says Remdisvir is a cure and cured 125 patients. Not double blind, not controlled, no other details lmfao.
Their experiment was as bad as the french guys. Amazing Remdisvir is a cure and HCQ is not when they both have equally shitty data

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>tfw essential worker who was already a shut-in
Who's life hasn't changed at all here?

>Average death age is 78.5
>We still shut down literally everything
How. The. Fuck. Did. This. Happen.
You people are literally insane.

>gained weight
>almost sure I've started losing muh gains
>someone in my same complex is in the ICU

I want off this ride

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Shut the fuck up fag

Just goes to show that the market is a fucking joke. When they realize that all is lost, the crash to zero will be that much more satisfying. Also, sort your shit m80/10.

France, are you trying to compete with the US now?

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Can you draw what you would envision Yas Forums would look like as a single entity?

I'm losing gains too bro, you're not alone.

If you don't watch this you are not informed youtube.com/watch?v=5I46oFxp5L0

Because that's not the median hospitalization rate dipshit

Bots are raging full force tonight

>2182149 infected
>145410 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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2.000 deaths per month is average dead on Guayas, Ecuador, Now Ecuador records 6.703 deaths in last 15 days.

Over 5700 deaths above average.

bbc.com/mundo/noticias-america-latina-52318389

Those who have ears to hear and eyes to see will see and hear.
Spread the word bros.
youtube.com/watch?v=wWnx8iSRlYc
Also fuck OP for being a cocsucking kike.

People here are cheering for, and truly believe, that it has a 100% deathrate and is a permanent infection that reactivates with reinfection from other sources with ADE and AIDS.

For the brainlets who don't know what you're getting at.

HCQ=French Pharma Lobbyist interests
AIDs Medication=US Big Pharma Lobbyist interest

I hope the shutdown lasts forever. Fuck being a slave

WTF

Is he okay?

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time to short

almost nothing is shut down and apparently just getting people to stay home is killing the goyim.
The goyim must slave and consume and are literally begging to get back to normal.
Fuck now I know why the kikes call people goyim. Really feel like joining them right about now.

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dumb logic. the shutdown is worse than slavery

>not doing handstands, pistol squats and pullups

You fags are never going to make it.

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>bbc
No wonder everyone says beaners must be kicked out of the USA.

Did he died?

>that meme flag is using good sources for his claim
>ignore him
The total state of /ptg/-vpn faggots. Seems like MeK is not having enough money anymore after getting betrayed.

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OMG is he gonna be okay?

Polish minister of health sayed.
"The pandemic wont be over until everybody get a vacinne"
The biggest scam ever created.
1$ for one vaccine 8bilion people.
Hahahahahahaha
Also you have no choice you MUST take it.
So there are 3 options.
Someone evil could put a poison in it.
Nwo biggest robbery masse extincion event depopulation you call it
>BUT
/pol know from january there will be no vacinne.
So you know.
So when will it end?
Never

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not a leg fish it seems

This was planned. Both Trumps announcement and Remdesivir news, same day as unemployment numbers. Trump treating stock market as health gauge for entire US.

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LOL!

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HEY BUD GUESS WHAT? ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHINGBURGERFAGS WON!!!!!!!!! THE ECONOMY WILL BE OPEN AND THERE WILL BE NO COLLAPSE OR ANYTHING!!!!! NOW GET BACK TO WORK AND MAKE THE ECONOMY GREAT AGAIN!!! ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR DONALD TRUMP(MIGA)!!!

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Israel is shut down alright. The kike puppets want none of it though.

How is this even possible?

Anyone with tattoos that shitty deserves to die tbqh, spend more than $50 on something that's gonna be on your skin for the rest of your life for fuck's sake

The only bodyweight excersizes that do anything are pullups and dips. And I dont have anything I can do either on. Otherwise you need weights to make any progress. Not to mention non essential business is shutdown so I cant get my protein and creatine.

Here is the article

>cnbc.com/2020/04/16/sp-500-etf-jumps-2percent-after-hours-on-report-gilead-drug-showing-effectiveness-treating-coronavirus.html

>Dow futures rally 700 points after report says Gilead drug showing effectiveness against coronavirus

>U.S. stock futures surged on Thursday night after a report said a Gilead Sciences drug was showing effectiveness in treating the coronavirus. The move pointed to a jump for the stock market on Friday.

>Dow Jones Industrial Average futures were up 765 points, or about 3.3%. S&P 500 futures gained 2.9% while Nasdaq 100 futures were up by 2.1%.

>Gilead shares jumped by 14% in after-hours trading after STAT news reported that a Chicago hospital treating coronavirus patients with Remdesivir in a trial were recovering rapidly from severe symptoms. The publication cited a video it obtained where the trial results were discussed.

>Other studies have shown Remdesivir to be an effective treatment against the coronavirus. However, they have been smaller in scale.

“An effective treatment is a huge deal and would create a path to open the economy and resume normal ‘social activities’ way sooner than a vaccine,” said Tom Lee, head of research at Fundstrat Global Advisors. “A treatment is safer and more scalable because it is only given to people who need to be treated.”

kek, has there been any effective treatment / cure for corona? CNBC is saying it's a literal fucking cure

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Nice summary chart, user. Saved. Also, correct and that's why we're fucked.

There will never be a vaccine its as big of a pipe dream as trumps little opening plan. Its all false hope to keep the goyim docile.
Corona-chan is here to stay and everyone is going to be in it for the long haul but your tell the mob that and they will riot.

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You do know that there is a vaccine for bovine coronavirus? And that the MERS vaccines were working before funding dried up? You losers won't get your ELE.

Check 'em.

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It's almost 100k per day now

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There is no freedom in this world, but it beats working to cumsoom and make rich people even richer. Staying home is great

>that reactivates with reinfection from other sources with ADE and AIDS.
lol you don't know what the fuck you are saying

Ohh... MeK-Shills... Good time.
Pic related is basically their cult, btw.

Source
theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/15/trump-allies-visit-throws-light-on-secretive-iranian-opposition-group-mek

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>This was planned.
Didn't he say yesterday "tomorrow will be a big day"?

Almost like he's signalling to his friends, bull trap, sell the peak.

>argiebro keeps threads organized
>shills always attack argiebro
way to discredit yourself. didnt watch and take your shitty video somewhere else

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No just suffered a bit of trauma.

cuck wagecucks asking their masters if they can go back to work please?

please daddy trump please open the country

even though the people never decided to shut down any store it was purely the cops and the government who actually went around closing places

lmao

when did the people tell any company to shut down

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its their own fault for getting brainwashed into the system
Don't need them don't want them

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Second wave is gonna be fun.

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So we got more cases today than previous days right ? Why are people saying it’s slowing down.

he can still walk it off

Higher your infection rates and scary footage related to Coronavirus (for 3rdworld countries), the more funds you'll receive from "1st" world countries. Infected per day is about to explode, screen cap this.

Staying home is great when it's your choice to stay home.

>freedom
Free range tax cattle

literally spaniard flu all over again. history shows 2nd wave best wave

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>pistol squats
>not doing anything

Show legs or you're bullshitting and can't even do one.

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Gilead will do anything to pump up their stock. They did trials for Ebola with Remdesivir, but nothing came into fruition.
Any big pharma will be funded by the government and anything that will help them succeed. Successful or not.

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misinformation
NEW YORK GOT ANOTHER DROPPER

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Remdesivir wasn't as good as the HIV combo for Ebola, and the HIV combo didn't do anything for Corona.

As I say, monkey models don't work well when you try them on humans.

This is just Gilead trying to make money for something that didn't work on what they made it for.

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145k / ca 7 billion = nothingburger

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>fat fucks making usa death toll number 1

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Aqua and Teal

>The US reopens
>It instantly closes
>No other country is open
>Every other country calls america retarded
Absolutely nothing is changed by this besides a bunch of dead boomers that were on the way out anyway

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whoever did this deserves to be shot

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> israel is boasting a 100% cure
what

The point of highlighting is not to highlight every single word.

user note wage slaving for >chump changeon average people in Poland pay grand total in taxes ~82% of their salary
>inflation goes full retard
>1 kg potato ~15 years ago = 0.10 USD
>1 kg potato, now = 1.20 USD
>tiny shitty flat, ~15 years ago = 30k USD
>tiny shitty flat, now = 150k USD
>salaries in Poland during those ~15 years, barely moved
>actually the flat price should be in Euro, as Poles can't afford real estate in Poland and many of the ads are outright in German, because real estate in Poland = Nur Fur Deutsche

>Poland, 100 years ago
>One man works, has a house, land, family of 7-8 kids, stay at home wife, they are prosperous
>Poland, in Glorious New World
>One man works as a professional specialist, top 20% of earners in the country, barely affords living expenses to live alone in a tiny flat in a 99999999 tenants massive housing block and eat basic shitty food
Fucking amazing system man. Only libtards would oppose it. Shit's paradise.

'for a chump change' is a very crucial element of 'wage slaving for a chump change'.

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Do calisthenics like the old school heavy weight boxers used to.

kek, they have been trying everything to stop it nothing is working. Thinking they will find the magic treatment combo for this is the biggest joke
>QUICK DOCTOR! His lungs stopped! Pump him full of vitamin C and give him an inhaler!

True.

Locking down the country: so good that its mandatory to close your store

Lmao isnt that a bit ironic? Wouldnt people close their businesses naturally if they wanted to avoid getting sick from coronavirus?

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Experience has taught me that kettlebell exercises+weighted dips+weighted pull-up+handstand pushups is 90% as good as having access to a full gym. I've actually made big gains in my squats and deadlifts before solely by doing kettlebell swings for a couple of months