/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3256

► Detected: 2,178,149 (+91,817) ► Died: 145,329 (+6,855) ► Day: 98 (-03:07:58)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 7.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,965 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► TRUMP ◄
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>NOTE
Catalonia adds 3341 unreported deaths, still not on BNO or Worldometers
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>NEWS
Reinfection has now been reported in the US
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Patients in Italy testing positive after 50 days
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Woman contracted virus despite only going out for groceries
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Japan declares nationwide state of emergency
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>INFO
SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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New mutation threatens possibility of developing a vaccine
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Italy warns that cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
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>REMINDER
China could have prevented 95% of deaths not silencing whistleblowers
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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Indonesia buries 639 with biohazard protection, official toll only 209
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>LATEST
21:22: 504 new cases and 10 new deaths in Pakistan
21:51: 869 new cases and 26 new deaths in India
21:45: 337 new cases and 50 new deaths in Los Angeles County, California
21:44: 128 new cases and 13 new deaths in Colombia
21:35: 275 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Carolina
21:29: 326 new cases and 59 new deaths in Germany

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researchgate.net/publication/338957445_Uncanny_similarity_of_unique_inserts_in_the_2019-nCoV_spike_protein_to_HIV-1_gp120_and_Gag
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>2182149 infected
>145410 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>Dead: 144,950
lol, still only 144,950.
How many days has it been stuck at 144,950? Four days? Five days?

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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting

GET FUCKED FAGGOTS, GILEAD ABOUT TO CURE YOUR ASSES. MAGA 2020 2024 2028 MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminder that she and us won.

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Chequed thread

>JUST WAIT FOR THE SECOND WAVE GUIZE

getting tested for corona today
if the worst comes to pass, let it be known that I hated em to the end. FUCK jannies

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How do nogunz Americans exist? It's so easy to buy one, you literally have a right to own one. Just go pick up a Hi Point and a box of 9mm for like 100 bucks lmao

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Nope, its impossible. You would basically have to break up families

MURICA OPENING BACK UP. CORONACHAN BTFO.

>USA going for historic second wave
>brazil crashing and burning
>japan crashing and burning

GETTING REAL COMFY,LADS!

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We used to ask, always said he’s fine.

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>hungry yet son? Or are you still upset at your superior?
>Have you taken the Ted pill and dug your own ditch to live in?

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>The modern world is a gift
Imao
>you live to 80 thanks to democracy and the rule of law
Literally all of my ancestors lived up to ~100, having went through world wars, famines, local wars, various events and they all scored ~100. Their kids / grandkids born in the 'glorious new system' live up to ~75-80.
>democracy
You think 1st world America is the entire globe.
>rule of law
You think 1st world America is the entire globe.
>you have a safety net that preserves you from completely dying
You think 1st world America is the entire globe.

>the thing that comes out on the other side may be worse than the thing you started with.
Probably will. If it will, will crash and burn it too.
'No Anons we need to keep and maintain a shit system, or it can be even shittier!'
It's funny that this is the best argument pro-current-world.

>post in tl;dr
>it's fun / comfy in the top tier first world countries
>billions of people slave away in factories for a bowl of rice and salary barely enough to cover living expenses
>so few hundred millions of people can live comfy lives where getting too fat, too gay and not having enough followers on instagram is their main concern
>'Bro the system is almost perfect lmao, shut the fuck and don't attack it, the system is a gift!'
Yeah it is a gift to 1st worlders, why the remaining ~7 billion people should give a flying fuck about it?
>'While you're at it 2nd and 3rd worlders, why won't your taxes be used to pay subsidies to american corporations that pay no taxes in your shitholes anyway lmao? Would be sweet, thx for the cash!'
>'I don't know why the ~7 billion people won't just shut the fuck up, it's so sweet in America!'

>'No, no, don't cheer for the system to crash and burn! You should support the system instead!'
>'Just wage slave for chump change for 55 years lmao, while being brainwashed by homo propaganda, it's the only option you should ever consider! Best move! Only move!'
Lmao.

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Well, I guess it can't fuck your lungs if your lungs are already shit in the first place.

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>tfw smoker chad

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its not just a lung virus bitch

if you ever showed up to the psychologist to try to help your depression from playing video games and masturbating

you get put on a list of people who can never own guns

i was actually denied the right to buy a gun the other day by the government

so no we dont actually have rights in this country

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Humans winning this war, so many people thinking humanity couldnt get together and here we are 2020 proving it.

>Claims that a senior employee at the World Health Organization misused Ebola funds to fly his girlfriend to west Africa are among a tide of allegations under investigation by the agency.

theguardian.com/global-development/2019/jan/18/senior-world-health-organization-official-accused-of-using-ebola-cash-to-pay-for-girlfriends-flight-corruption-racism-sexism

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repost from last thread for answers

can someone update me on our current knowledge about covid19
i stumbled upon a link of the indian research basically saying covid19 was airborn aids
researchgate.net/publication/338957445_Uncanny_similarity_of_unique_inserts_in_the_2019-nCoV_spike_protein_to_HIV-1_gp120_and_Gag
>4 inserts
>align with aids sample sequences
>uncanny resemblances with hiv
>3D modeling covid19 inserts shows they assemble to bind to human cells
>no other corona virus have the inserts
>airborn aids
>unlikely to be fortuitous

then i read up some scientific reactions to the publication and the controversy around it
bioworld.com/articles/433087-article-headline
virological.org/t/tackling-rumors-of-a-suspicious-origin-of-ncov2019/384
basically saying the so called inserts are regular patterns found in nature and the match is due to the vast hiv samples in the database becasue of the huge amount of research on aids samples
also according to theses articles
- virus is from bat
- transmission from bat to random mammal carrier happened between 1930 and 2000
- virus can't be man made since whats observed does not correspond to what a "gene jockey" would do
- random mammal to human happened very recently as shown by early collected covid19 similarity before expected mutation rate down the line tracing back the patient zero contamination to 2019
- unknown mammal carrier contaminated patient zero very recently
- around wuhan
- either at the market where someone bought and ate the mammal carrier
- or the level 4 wuhan lab where a technician fucked up and became patient zero
- or the lab released it on purpose

am i correct?

>GILEAD CURE ON THE WAY - DEATH CULTISTS B T F O
>LIBERALS SCREECHING THAT WE'RE REOPENING THE ECONOMY - TRUMP WINS 2020
>ECONOMY FUCKING BOOMING
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Post kino images from the lockdown in your country. Poc related are urban artists waiting for goverment gibs.

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i have embedded into your DNA

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This too. The list so far is:
>Lungs
>Heart
>Kidneys
>Balls
>Immune System
>Nervous System
Am I missing anything?

So May is going to be the real test, with all the countries opening up or loosening their lockdown we will see whether or not this is a nothingburger or a happening by the end of May

How did you get the test?

>leave for a day
>over 90,000 cases
>trump wants to open up now
Has Jared gone insane?

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The vulnerable person stays in their room. You drop their food off at the door wearing gloves and a mask. The bathroom cannot be shared since gaseous diarrhea plumes are contagious up to 200 meters. If their isolation room doesn’t have a bathroom, a bucket shouod be used.

honestly these kind of posts make me wonder what the actual political alignment of the board is. like if you guys want free shit and no wageslaving does that making you lib-left?

I hope the cure is from Gilead, I bought early

Bwahahahahhahah... Bitches. We play life on hard mod.

Well it's officially. Still on lockdown and now he's forcing us to wear masks and only 25% occupancy for stores. Fucking Christ

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>implying Jews care if goys die

>vaccine drug
Opinion completely disregarded

Anyone in my area can get one at the hospital if you have unexplained respiratory symptoms.

NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
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NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
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CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
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ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
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LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
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NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVEN BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
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>Golems are just clay, there is enough clay to make more golems

Ahaha look at this, guys.
>arxiv.org/abs/2004.04046

>The outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic has changed our lives in unprecedented ways. In the face of the projected catastrophic consequences, many countries have enacted social distancing measures in an attempt to limit the spread of the virus. Under these conditions, the Web has become an indispensable medium for information acquisition, communication, and entertainment. At the same time, unfortunately, the Web is being exploited for the dissemination of potentially harmful and disturbing content, such as the spread of conspiracy theories and hateful speech towards specific ethnic groups, in particular towards Chinese people since COVID-19 is believed to have originated from China.
In this paper, we make a first attempt to study the emergence of Sinophobic behavior on the Web during the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic. We collect two large-scale datasets from Twitter and Yas Forums's Politically Incorrect board (Yas Forums) over a time period of approximately five months and analyze them to investigate whether there is a rise or important differences with regard to the dissemination of Sinophobic content. We find that COVID-19 indeed drives the rise of Sinophobia on the Web and that the dissemination of Sinophobic content is a cross-platform phenomenon: it exists on fringe Web communities like \dspol, and to a lesser extent on mainstream ones like Twitter. Also, using word embeddings over time, we characterize the evolution and emergence of new Sinophobic slurs on both Twitter and Yas Forums. Finally, we find interesting differences in the context in which words related to Chinese people are used on the Web before and after the COVID-19 outbreak: on Twitter we observe a shift towards blaming China for the situation, while on Yas Forums we find a shift towards using more (and new) Sinophobic slurs.

you're man of commitment and sheer will

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Brain damage

Anyone got the pic of the original soijak post?

There is simply no way smokers aren’t more vulnerable.

HOLY FUCK YA BOILIN? YA SEETHIN? OHNONONONONON AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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This is untrue. My sister takes five psych meds a day and bought a gun two weeks ago.

Inalienable gun rights are in the Colorado constitution though, so.

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theres 0 new cases dude that number they literally pulled out of their ass and posted it on their news article or showed it on msnbc or whatever news station source you saw it on

do you know any of those 90,000 people?

and you confirmed there is a specific virus called coronavirus that they had and not something else?

no. you havnt.

this makes you stupid and low iq. period.

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go take your kool-aid

It's the only thing I've got going for me

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okay i give up. Ill pay you to give booper back... please...

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It´s finally funny, Jesus that took a long time.

Good! Again, we dont need to argue. I believe you! You're 100% correct that the lockdown in the US is retarded

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>Explain?
Most hospitalizations are old people. Smokers don't live that long.

You could always dig a ditch

Comfy timeline

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