So which is it? Did China let out the virus intentionally or were so incompetent they managed to escape a high level security facility covering it up?
Brandon Myers
>Doctors do testing at Boston homeless shelter >test almost 400 people >150 of them test positive for Wu-flu >literally none of them show any symptoms Glad we destroyed the economy for a disease that can't even kill homeless people guys.
Too bad I live in a Phase Zero leftist shithole that will remain on ever-tightening lockdown until November 3 because Inslee is a partisan hack willing to impoverish his own citizens to make them miserable during an election year.
Yas Forums HERE GYMS ARE ALLOWED TO OPEN IN PHASE ONE HOLY SHIT I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT. THANK YOU FOR SAVING OUR GAINS, YOU WON MY FUCKING VOTE WITH THAT ALONE.
Angel Cooper
>shoot self in head with handgun >had sniffles while doing it >derp Corona killed him fucking scum
Samuel Morris
it's in your boy pussy
Blake Lopez
>he has yet to discover the tweet where trump c alls charlie brilliant hold me anons
That, or smokers lie to their doctors and tell them that they do not smoke. I smoke two to six cigarettes an evening (never in daytime), but I have also lied to doctors and told them that I do not smoke. I only buy cigarettes with cash, because I don't want that shit on my credit card records when insurance companies come snooping through my data.
This bears repeating: learn to cut your own hair. It's surprisingly easy. Be self-sufficient and well-groomed while weaker men dependent on stylists turn into disheveled hippies. A man should stroll out of a crisis looking better than when the crisis came upon him.
By the time I'm done captcha will think trees are crossroads and streetlights. JUST
Logan Campbell
i'm furloughed until they let my job reopen. i still have a job but i also get those sweet unemployment bux.
Camden King
looking at plebbit and twatter, seems like TDS cucks are defeated. Trump has won this mentally so they cba now and are waiting for a narrative update. think they're burnt out atm
This and the fact Jews own most anti tobacco organizations reeaally get the noggin jogging..
Jonathan Thomas
How does Trump suggest we do this, /ptg/? I mean, if this is what you are gonna do, then there should be some method, right? Like the elderly or sick person has to eat, sleep and do their necessities within the household, share the same air with their peers that will most likely become infected at some point. Surely there is a way to make this work and the government is not saying you should just let your elderly mother and father die, right?
>tfw we are most likely going to do the exact same.
Come on Trump. Turn on a dime again. These doctors are no good. this man made bio weapon stuff is gonna stay, and go everywhere, just like Japan's 311 fukushima radiation.
Chase Jenkins
>needed more women reporters! yeah that's what was needed
HOLY SHIT I'M LATE FOR WORK I just use clippers to shave the sides and back. When it gets long enough, I put it into a ponytail and hack it off with a pair of kitchen shears.
This shit is so contrived. Like the world is filled with horny landlords that all do their own rent collection, prowling from door to door listening and watching for women to become vulnerable. This is no different than fantasy posting. Some overwhelming percentage of land owners use property management companies, the vast amount of who use women as the primary account managers. But hey it makes a good story right?
I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU PEOPLE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL ALONG THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO ABOUT TOBACCO FOR DECADES NO ONE LISTENS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Landon Mitchell
Why does that picture exist? Is this peak irony?
Asher Rodriguez
My theory, if true, is the tar and basically everything about smoking coats and "paralyzes" parts of the lungs helping prevent the progression of the virus.
It doesn't even sound like that should help, but I guess you can kind of think of it as dimming the lights to slow down power consumption. Total cheats though, smoking bad.
Cuomo was asked about this today & he seemed shook as they said Trump had seemed to say the figures were "padded", he deflected & said he had no idea what Trump was talking about.
Ethan Perry
> not obey mommy Birx's social distancing guidelines around t*mb*ys user, that's exactly how you catch Coronacooties.
