PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REOPENING THE COUNTRY EDITION /ptg/

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Fuck nazi cheeto Drumpf

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WAITING TO DO SHIT ISN"T THE MAGA WAY!

based and red pilled

Same thing I do everyday.
Go to my "essential" job.

What about the tornadoes in the south? I literally don't know ANYTHING ELSE that has been going on in the world aside from coronachan and this oil spat between the Saudis and Russia. A country could have invaded Poland again for all I know.

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MAGA

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Join the raid pixelplanet.fun/#d,511,-8908,26

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I hope and fuckin pray our limpdicks follow your lead burgers.

straight to my bar

based poland

Based and Charliepilled.

bemoan the fact that my lifestyle will not change. But there were frens made along the way.

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>STATES ARE RUNNING OUT OF COTTON BECAUSE NIGGERS AREN'T WORKING
TRUMP NO

find feetpics

MAGA

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>IF YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO BUY A Q-TIP WHY SHOULD THE FEDERAL GOVT DO IT FOR THEM
that's a kill shot

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Get a job.

OPEN THE COUNTRY
WAITING TO DO SHIT AIN"T THE MAGA WAY!

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lol about 25 states are already opening by friday & saturday
its over

What happens when they keep pushing this transgender molest kids faggotry?
Anyone remember the 60's?
KEEP PUSHING FAGGOTS

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>MUH MILLIONS OF TESTS

Oh look, it's CIA hapa.

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> JOHNSON & JOHNSON
ARRRRAARRGG! TWO JOHNSONS!!!???
>Also: JOHNSON & JOHNSON & JOHNSON & JOHNSON
see what I did there? Devilish don't you think?

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BREAK OUT THE NIGGERWHIPPER 9000

dat fat keanu in the back?

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Dow futures now up 800. We should be back to 25,000 by the end of the weak.

I wonder if anyone went out and bought up ALL the condoms. Would be silly

pixelplanet.fun/#d,511,-8908,26

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ohh nooo, where is the US government saving those gays????

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defend this

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hope so too. we cant do this every fucking time there's a new flu

How were they ever legal?

With my niece

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Somewhere a kot screams in anger.

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Yea, reopen the country and let more people die.

He let himself go after the John Wick movies...

>>What is opening tomorrow?
>Parts of the country - state by state or county by county depending on what governors feel is safe.

So never, we're never opening up if Trump won't force them.

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based

I hope you remembered to clap citizen

We need a cute spooks swimsuit calendar.

>one dude

Is that pro-trump?

i've predicted 35k by november

a real human bean

>yfw he was just killing his competion

I love how the Civil War has become a unit of measure
>that would be like 5 civil wars

NOW never go to a hospital EVER AGAIN.

Kek, what an obvious attempt at flase-flagging.

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yearn for the two months when my state was shut down and I just sat on my ass shitposting and collecting money from the government for doing absolutely nothing

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There is no virus
No one is sick
The hospitals are empty
No one has died

This is a 5g baby fucker bill gates plot to vax us and Trump is up there with fake doctors supporting it praising bill gates and his fake virus vaccine. THIS HAS TO END, OPEN THE ECONOMY AND CLOSE DOWN THE FAKE VIRUS

MR PRESIDENT! MR PRESIDENT! WHY WON'T YOU JUST KEEP THE COUNTRY 100% CLOSED AND SEND THIS COUNTRY INTO A DEPRESSION THAT WOULD MAKE A SPEED RUNNING TRANNY BLUSH!?!?

Go to a gay bar

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Literal false flag

Hey Rabbi. Whatcha doin'?

false flag

I did jazzhands so not to offend deaf people.

More like John Thicc

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Same tactic they pull every time.

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I can't help but suspect that literally everyone but the one guy holding that will be identified and have their lives ruined.

It's wrapping up

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MAGA

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>just so you know, we have tremendous cake
BASED

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Someone explain whats up with posting the show made by that one angry lesbian? Like is it ironic or something, im sorta lost my man.

E-THOTS BTFO

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>defend this obvious democrat plant

whew boy

Continue to go to work.

TRUMP NO

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Dem governors are going to crash their states. Can you feel it?

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>Dr, Dr, & Mike

Anybody have those fake Trump tweets about John McCain? “Cancer brain protruding,” “john’s bones!”? I can’t find them anywhere.

PRESSERALLY OVER

THIS ONE CLOCKED IN @ AROUND 75 MINUTES

I NEED MORE ANSWERS, THOUGH

No, after 3 weeks of shutdown here the penny is dropping with Karen's now that the breadline is beckoning now their little holiday has gotten stale. Most hospitals here are fuckin dead.

Going out to fucking eat. Christ, I am sick of this shit.

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twitter.com/lgbtqnation/status/1250620686487351296

Yeah, Im thinking God hates fags.

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Baby's first propaganda

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Misato best girl.

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heh heh

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it's gona beautiful to watch them burn

honestly grew to like the briefings more than the rallies(inb4 controversial opinion) since drumpf battles with the media head on

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missed the conference, when do they want to re-open?

>going to
They already are

>dat look when Pence is about to charge up the lightning

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It's unironically good. There's one faggot, but mostly it's been played for laughs. Plus Charlie is a good waifu.

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Underwhelming press conference desu.

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The only think I can't do right now is go out for lunch and have a few beers at my favorite restaurant. Honestly it's been very annoying.

So this entire thing was a nothingburger.

>had to miss a good chunk of the presser to reunite a cow with her calf

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Smart protestors stick to clown masks and hawaiian shirts

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We didn't deserve him.

I'm living it.

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Very behaved press today. Sad. I wanted to see Trump dab

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Great Job!
Good luck countering that, Nan.

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Anybody have that video of the press briefing where the reporter made up a trump statement about how he deserved all the credit for defeating corona? It seems to have been removed from youtube's search function.

WHO Lied Thousands Died: Edition

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>Doctor Doctor
Brix and Fauci will receive the Presidentiall Medal of Freedom

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lol basically

seriously fuck this nothingburger president

you didn't miss much apparently Trump is just handing out rope to governors and we have to wait and see who uses it

nothing at all
my life hasn't changed one bit

top kek

as soon as May 1st.
most of it is up the the governors.

Your cow looks weird. Is it ok?

that cow looks sick user

Class Rep is the only person in all of Evangelion that isn't fucked up.

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So once the country is back open, will you be looking at the increased death rate

Can I get a QRD on the plan to reopen?

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SLEEPY BEN ON FOX IN A FEW MIN

NOW THE MEDIA IS GONNA JUMP AT EVERY CASE THAT APEARS ON THE STATES THAT OPEN TO SHIT ON TRUMP

Personally, I look forward to the Fauci/Birx porn parodies

>Coronavirus is punishment for Christians
>all it does is kill fags, niggers, chinks, Jews, and New Yorkers
Please God, no more, can't you see I'm suffering here? End the torment, I've been punished enough!

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And... it's over. Bummer.

Trump is so fucked. If we tested earlier, this would have been avoided. Any easy win by Biden.

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We have 3 phases to pass checkpoints before we are given freedom again.

>buying all the condoms and then doing a Youtube video where you detonate them all for entertainment
Based

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Wasn't there supposed to be another conference?

The angry lesbian is trying to advertise her show.

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They got tired of getting btfo daily. Trump has stamina for days.

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Not only did Trump give you 3 weeks off, he also gave you $1200

I need a fucking haircut. I'm about to have to take the pinkpill

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Heavy eyeroll from me dawg

Outmaneuvered and trapped by their own bullshit again.
Just like how biden now needs to appeal to the radical communist left when he should be pivoting to appeal to the center. Democrat governors now need to keep going with the narrative or admit gronald grumpf got it right. Simply outstanding.

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>Misato best girl.

This guy gets it.

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And every hospital will boost their case numbers to keep states closed down and funding up

Literally just the flu.

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Whites are free to congregate, niggers get the rope.

I wonder if that's it for the daily pressers. There's not much else to say, really.

Fauci's a little too handsy for this gig

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> THERE WILL BE NO NORMAL
There was some good stuff in there. No press chimp-outs, but Trump is clearly setting up the chessboard for the D governors to choke their own states' economies while the R governors open up and flourish. A visible difference in prosperity will show voters that D policies cause poverty.

I gathered that from the posts I saw.
Yeah it's fine. Just a moo flu.

Phased re-openings based on criteria that is applied county by county or state by state determined by the governors with support from the Federal govt

As much as I hate commies, I like their uniforms

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thanks fellas, see you outside!

>most tests were shipped from China
>most also didn't even work
Timing was irrelevant in this.

Same thing I did before and during the pandemic... sit at home talking to you idiots.

Maybe tomorrow he will dab on them

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>paid to work from home
>be shameless hiki
>outside always empty
>no wait for takeout
this pandemic has unironically been the best time of my life

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Pen Pen seems pretty sane
>inb4 not a person
Nigga drinks beer and reads the paper, he counts.

>I NEED MORE ANSWERS, THOUGH
tucc tiem in 35 minutes, perhaps he will have the answers you seek

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good thing her male name was made by a lesbian or else I would think you were a shill

You'll get a slew of announcements tomorrow morning. It's on, Baby.

I fuking luv Poland now.

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We still can't get below 2000 deaths per day and this orange fucktard wants to reopen in days???
GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE NOW

So nothing?
It was just more of the same?

So glad my governor is cool. I feel sorry for the Anons trapped in blue states.

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Is there an SS Charlie yet?

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BASED POWER WHEELS

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>i-if i say it every thread, m-maybe it will be true

How can you test if you do not have the cases?

>Oh, look
>another faggot

Bullshit, the flu has actually killed white people in the past

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>Headlines 1 month from now: "How Obama set the foundation for economic recovery which Trump is now trying to take credit for."

youtube.com/watch?v=34PVOQS6wOE

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seems legit

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He's just putting the death grip on that guy for some indiscretion.

That’s weird. Why would they compete with cucumbers in their suits? So silly.

Anyone save that map? Lot of states qualify to start opening up. Pressure is on them now.

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Leave it closed,

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dass raciss

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How many people do you think die in a die from all causes?

this

So this will be memory holed by May long weekend

Go to Beach

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I think you need more torment, user. Repent you dirty sinner!

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>test
>no treatment
What's the fucking point of testing?

Gotta URL?

>Any easy win by Biden.

We both know you don't actually believe that.

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>GREATEST STATE
What are the odds he just rolls out and says, Monday morning back to work?

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This

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What virus? Did you know Trump is like Hitler?

Call in sick

With people being forced to not gather as much. Doesn't this fuck over the terrorists? Since they can't really do as much damage or get as many kills as easily.

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No, fuck you

>we

speak for yourself newyork nigger

There has been one for a while I made a bunch of Original Charlie post a few months back

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YOU CANT BEAT FLORIDA CORONA

>species is almost extinct
>ends up being abandoned by his owner right before she goes off and dies and the Apocalypse gets set off
I dunno man, if he walked away from that unscathed, there's something wrong with him just for that.

low energy chyrons today

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>for once in my life, the government is giving me money instead of the other way around
feelsgoodman

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noice

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OH SHIT, BETTER SHUT DOWN THE COUNTRY FOR TOBACCO SMOKERS

>Tucc tiem in 30

Actually I may tune in tonight...haven't watched Cucker in a few weeks

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the fuck you think you're doin' nigga

>Notorious Racist Donald Trump Says All Non-Whites Must Suffer Infections

the gesture of a guy on his way out. Trying to latch on to power. Power that has shifted to the CDC.

Why wait? I do what I want.

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>arms race with botwranglers keywords

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wait
6,000+ died on the 14th?

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Cut your own hair.
1.) Go to your grocery store or Walmart and buy clippers. Get the Con-Air set with clippers, oil, scissors, comb, etc. for about $25.
2.) Use the #3 or #4 guard on the sides and something like #8 on the top. If you have right/left ear guards too, use those to get a nice tapered look.
3.) The back is tricky, but you can do it with two mirrors or, when you get some experience, by using one finger as a guide and cutting with the other hand.
Once you've cut your own hair, you'll always be able to—and it's transferable as a Dad skill too, because you'll be able to cut your sons' hair when you have kids.

Dammit, wrong kinda red state.

Eat at my favorite dives.
If they're open.

How many murders by illegals before we shut down all illegal immigration?

ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

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>tfw my life literally hasn't changed since the virus at all
>just get pissed at seeing all the boomers wearing masks

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You shit bro A.I. Bots nigga got every single photo of Jennifer Aniston looking like a gang tranny nigga this bitch lost her wild sexy and get jaw line look super masculine in every photo sorry, nigga I fucked my suck nigga but damn nigga fuck that nigga he stupid but I look sexy ho you mad?

Is Jennifer Aniston a transsexual?

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>be fake news
>make up quotes and claim Trump said them
>claim Trump "reverses course" when he corrects you

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I'm debating making a new meme war thread just so we can get some new Charlie post the op was originally just made to make vivzie dyke mad

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>Zeke is on Team Joe
Well that does it. I was voting for him but now I just can't do it.

Newfag, shill or based