White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #3

MAJOR NEWS CONFERENCE!!!!
Live now.
Explaining guidelines for opening up America.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=34PVOQS6wOE

Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=w_2mSMGVD0s

Fox 10 Phoenix
youtube.com/watch?v=e7hFHT5cJfc

Global News
youtube.com/watch?v=IBtgbz49cVk

C-SPAN
youtube.com/watch?v=QQglTT2N-Ho

U.S. Department of State
youtube.com/watch?v=v3UgkMvOzdY

Fox Business
youtube.com/watch?v=VKR7i-2EC6w

CBS
youtube.com/watch?v=bdf0YTaXO54

NBC
youtube.com/watch?v=CfeBemEAVAw

Q posts today
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>New thread
>Dew bread
>Jew dead

Leaf bro is getting goofy

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Boring

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

So basically if you aren't in New York City or a nursing home, you'll live, get back to work.

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WHY IS THE MEDIA ACTING SO FUCKING RESPECTFUL???

They've been shitting on him every day the past MONTHS, blaming him for 'endangering the public'. Now, when he REOPENS SOCIETY, they're all timid and respectful??????

Is there something I'm missing?

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Poster bellow this post has a fat bussy.

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Memeflags get the needle.

There is no virus
No one is sick
The hospitals are empty
No one has died

This is a 5g baby fucker bill gates plot to vax us and Trump is up there with fake doctors supporting it praising bill gates and his fake virus vaccine. THIS HAS TO END, OPEN THE ECONOMY AND CLOSE DOWN THE FAKE VIRUS!

White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing
People knew eddition.

Every day I have to see this president speak is another day I go into a deeper depression. Knowing all the people around me who are white and middle aged are most likely white nationalists who support this tyrannical behavior is demoralizing.

I will continue to fight the good fight and hope to convince people to restore our democracy from this dictator. I can't understand why people support a president who clearly wants everyone to die from the virus because of his failure to give funds to WHO. This is an ugly precedent he is setting and it must be stopped.

are you the leaf bro who did the impeachment threads too
if so, your doing God's work

Does anyone think states opening back up right now is going to be a fucking disaster?

Ya that's me. Those were comfy lol.

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I just got a text from my bank saying to check if my "stimulus payment" has posted, and I didn't think I'd get one.

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>can't find cotton

Aggressive reporters aren't here today it seems

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SHUT UP FAGGOT I'M BIG BONED

COTTON PICKERS

good times
thanks bro

Streaming presser with retrowave.
Enjoy anons. youtu.be/GZOcVquouXs

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>This is a 5g baby fucker bill gates plot to vax us and Trump is up there with fake doctors supporting it praising bill gates and his fake virus vaccine.

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I had a feeling kek

as long as interstate travel is allowed this virus will always fester. not to mention international travel.

>can't find cotton

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In New York, yes. In Florida, maybe. In West Virginia, open up immediately.

I know you said you wont talk about specific states. But what about these specific states? So tiresome

No, this has been a nothingburger all along. We should have just hid the elderly for a few months.

based Revelations poster

>can't find cotton

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Rightly so .. Those faggots don't deserve to be there

>inbred
>existing conditions
>dey ded

And yet we're full of niggers.

QUESTION ON CHYNA PLEASE FFS

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In white areas, no.
Anyone else noticed the most jewish areas are the most affected?
Really makes you think

Yup. Thanks based leafbro.

>t. based Cantonese
I love you non-Chicoms.
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

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WHERE ARE THE QUESTIONS ABOUT CHINKLAND?

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hnnng

>thank you
>excellent work
>we are committed
holy fuck get to the point

>muh hidden enemy
when will trump cut this shit out? Just call it a virus like a normal human being.

This. Jews don't follow quarantine majors and still have bat matzvahs and shit.

they’re just pissed af that both Drs are backing up his plan

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>DR
>DR
>...and mike

he has to feed his qtards

Most boring presser ever.

Trump out....

Kek

post based chinks

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Roll credits

the quiet after the storm

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>the president of the United States is just playing along with some anonymous asshole who he doesn't have complete control over

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>implying he's talking about the chink flu
He's talking about a different virus, user.

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Literally said nothing. Governers will open when they want to open, which is what we're already doing.

Cope, seethe, etc.
Based.

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I was thinking the same thing. They are remarkably sedate today. It was kind of nice actually.

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Oh yeah, it will be a shitshow. Only retard states will open early though, so we get to watch them get fucked first.

>We're beating it sooner than expected, i set a goal of may 1st and we're beating that
Strange, I thought the goal was "opening up by easter", or did the president of the united states of america just shift the goal-posts live on air

>Literally said nothing. Governers will open when they want to open, which is what we're already doing.
>how does the Federal system work?
god you ignorants are annoying kys

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wow that'll work so good on lebbit
you'll get 40.8k

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The federal government didnt order a mandatory countrywide lockdown. There are states that just recently decided to go on lockdown. This will change nothing you fucking retard.

>Not answering the question
Cope nigger, Trump is a fucking idiot and this pandemic has demonstrated that better than anything before it

>Arizona is basically already in phase one and will be one if the first to phase two due to summer rapidly approaching
WE WIN!

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When do we get retaurants back?

Phase 2?

if you can't tell the difference between Trump having aspirations for what would have been a perfect way to celebrate opening up versus Trump having an actual time frame then that's on you.

>Every day I have to see this president speak is another day I go into a deeper depression. Knowing all the people around me who are white and middle aged are most likely white nationalists who support this tyrannical behavior is demoralizing.
>I will continue to fight the good fight and hope to convince people to restore our democracy from this dictator. I can't understand why people support a president who clearly wants everyone to die from the virus because of his failure to give funds to WHO. This is an ugly precedent he is setting and it must be stopped.

Is this satire or are you really this stupid?

Never, all the Mexicans went home

Phase 1: Underpants
Phase 2:
Phase 3: Opening up

That's the goal.

>I thought the
well that’s what you get for thinking, fucktard. next time you should listen and realize he stated easter would be an amazing day to start reopening for a variety of reasons, but it was not the target

I will spend money in the first state that opens up for tourism. I really fucking hope Vegas opens soon.

Accept that Trump is a goddamn retard and I'll leave the thread right now, this faggot has been shifting the goal-posts since fucking january on this pandemic, or did you already forget when he claimed we'd be at zero cases soon back in February, he doesn't fact-check shit, he doesn't think-ahead, he just opens his gob and spews out bullshit from it without a care in the world.

I hope that is satire. If it isn't then user has bigger issues beyond Trumps pressers.

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>Screw you guys I'm going home
See you tomorrow!

They figured oUT a lot of the early tests given to medical professionals were no good, so those peoplease need to be retested before we open