/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3255 - CCP Virus Editions

Oh, please, tell me this is a "decree" from Trump.
>"I have absolute power to determine when to end lock down!!!!"
>"h-here are some guidelines"
Gonna be some governors telling him to fuck off, that's for sure.

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Can we have a moment of silence for all of the anons we've lost over the years who did not make it to see the happening become a reality?

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Do you feel them coming?

>lockdown is over
>despite no sign of infections and deaths slowing down

DAY OF THE MUTT SOON
>1,000,000 DEATHS IN THE US BY MAY
DAY OF THE MUTT SOON
>1,000,000 DEATHS IN THE US BY MAY
DAY OF THE MUTT SOON
>1,000,000 DEATHS IN THE US BY MAY
DAY OF THE MUTT SOON
>1,000,000 DEATHS IN THE US BY MAY
DAY OF THE MUTT SOON
>1,000,000 DEATHS IN THE US BY MAY

elaborate, please

Someone explain to me how reactivation is more dangerous than reinfection? Reinfection means our immune system is totally defenseless. Reactivation means someone who has it will have a small percentage of virus in them, and so far it hasn't been shown to be infectious to others.

So reinfection >reactivation

IT’S OVER

>US equity futures are soaring after-hours following headlines from STAT news that Gilead Sciences' experimental COVID-19 vaccine drug remdesivir is “seeing rapid recoveries in fever and respiratory symptoms.”

>Almost all patients were discharged in under than a week, and only two patients died, STAT said, citing comments made this week during a video discussion about trial results with University of Chicago faculty members.

>STAT cautions that trials are running at other institutions and full study results can’t yet be determined; Gilead told the news outlet that it’s looking forward to data becoming available.

>University of Chicago Medicine recruited 125 people into two late-stage studies, including 113 with severe Covid-19.

zerohedge.com/markets/us-futures-soar-report-positive-results-gilead-drug

/cvg/ absolutely destroyed
quit making these threads while you still have some shred of dignity left

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sorry your girl lost.

mandatory cringe

>late to orange propaganda stream
what did i miss beside the opening aka the great infection™(true)

IT’S OVER

>US equity futures are soaring after-hours following headlines from STAT news that Gilead Sciences' experimental COVID-19 vaccine drug remdesivir is “seeing rapid recoveries in fever and respiratory symptoms.”

>Almost all patients were discharged in under than a week, and only two patients died, STAT said, citing comments made this week during a video discussion about trial results with University of Chicago faculty members.

>STAT cautions that trials are running at other institutions and full study results can’t yet be determined; Gilead told the news outlet that it’s looking forward to data becoming available.

>University of Chicago Medicine recruited 125 people into two late-stage studies, including 113 with severe Covid-19.

zerohedge.com/markets/us-futures-soar-report-positive-results-gilead-drug

No digits for you I'm afraid

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Oh nice, I haven't kept up today desu. I live in Jew York (the better part of the state) and we're still down until at least May 15th, but I don't think schools are opening this academic year.

> implying HQC will work forever, she'll grow resistant and then it's pepper your angus time

>anons we've lost
Trannies killing themselfs is not considered a loss

Tocilizumab or hrACE2 are what will work, screencap this.

>REMINDER not to give (you)'s to nothingburger fags
REMINDER not to give (you)'s to nothingburger fags
>REMINDER not to give (you)'s to nothingburger fags
REMINDER not to give (you)'s to nothingburger fags

Reminder to you all, die jude is here and afraid

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>premature end to lock downs in states that listen to trump will result in more cases and deaths
>she lost

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>shareware
Excellent touch.

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Hey, anyone have the screen capture of all the news media saying it's just the flu bro?

GIVE. BOOP. BACK.

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> we found cure, now gibs us money
Same jewish trick over and over since February

>253777019
>not digits
hahaha

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When America opens, Evacuate the cities.

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So what's the real number for today? 15k? Is it starting to spread in India yet?

you would think that if it was airborne AIDS that american scientists would slowly be aware of this by now and inform the president about it so he doesn't talk about packed football arenas soon.

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>denmark opens soon
>germany opens first schools on monday
>america opens everything
>brazil opens everything because it's a flu bro
>the first wave hasn't even ended
What can we expect in May?

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100% effective cure found under virtual truck

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>implying it ever did

Also, anyone ever think the W.H.O.'s guidelines for how long people should be deemed recovered is wrong, hence the positive tests showing up later after their quarantine? They've already been proven to be useless.

It won't be wave 2 but still wave 1

Are they still fucking operating under the idea that this is gonna die down over the summer?

no rain in Seattle since April 1st. Hasn't happened since the 70s.

happening?

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i saved this from another user

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You mean to tell me that in 15 days that almost a million people are going to drop dead from this disease? Not even in the worse case scenario

Brazil's new Minister of Health worked as a "consultant" for private hospitals, mostly on administration and finance matters.
They leaked a video of him defending triage against old people to save cash. Not during a pandemic, just normally. Yeah I know it happens everywhere but it looks really bad.

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Trump doesn't want to take responsibility, the virus is about to btfo America and Trump wants to put the blame on the governors

CATAcuckNIA MAYORS ASKING FOR HELP AGAINST BOARS INVADING THEIR CITIES
>CATAcuckNIA MAYORS ASKING FOR HELP AGAINST BOARS INVADING THEIR CITIES
CATAcuckNIA MAYORS ASKING FOR HELP AGAINST BOARS INVADING THEIR CITIES
>CATAcuckNIA MAYORS ASKING FOR HELP AGAINST BOARS INVADING THEIR CITIES
CATAcuckNIA MAYORS ASKING FOR HELP AGAINST BOARS INVADING THEIR CITIES

>elmundo.es/cataluna/2020/04/16/5e98b537fc6c8307118b460b.html
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONOON

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When are we getting images of some sort of treatment or whatever personified and raping Corona-Chan. I want to see the happeningfags cry.

we will jump together hand in hand into the abyss

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>brazil opens everything because it's a flu bro
We're not even closed down

>What can we expect in May?
Absolute nightmare fuel.

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and go where??

you type like a chink

lmao sorry

same in Denmark for ~6 weeks now

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>WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THE IMMUNITY LAST
>WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THE IMMUNITY LAST
>WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THE IMMUNITY LAST

Trump in the conference

there are parts of coronachan that cannot be possible without human tinkering. this virus has outsmarted all scientists, virologists, and doctors that have tried to understand it. is this the first sentient virus?

>No control
>Compassionate use
>Large number of patients have increased hepatic enzyme
>Ridiculously complex to produce
>Expensive

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Depends on where you live, we are closed down here in Rio.

Ok

I'm new to these threads

I only know that

>Murrika is opening their economy, it will depends on each state if they open or not

>Mexico is quarantined until June 1st

Can anyone redpill me? Are things getting better or worse?

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>he thinks trannies are the only people who kill themselves

and I'm not even referring specifically to suicide even.

Fairly certain this quarantine is gonna end my relationship with the gf. I miss being a drunk, lurking bachelor

Here we go again, round 2 incoming.

I was going to do a comparison between Sweden and Finland, since they both test about the same amount of people and Sweden has so far (as far as I know) not enacted any measures. I'm too tired to do the comparison, so make your own conclusions. Swedes seem to be avoiding malls just as much as Finns though, which is interesting.

Fig. 6: Population density
Fig. 7 & 8: Google mobility data

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I want

6 gorillion deaths SOON

>this
oh oh oh, ho ho ho, aheehehehehehe

burgers, are you going /herd/ now?

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SO WE BETTER GET WORKING AS FAST AS WE CAN BEFORE YOU ALL DROP DEAD DUE TO REINFECTIONS!

GOTTA MAKE THOSE QUARTERLY NUMBERS, SON!

A SHARK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

thanks man.

I usually save stuff like that, but for some reason didn't. There was one that had headlines from NYT, etc saying it's nothing to worry about.

Do you feel them coming?
>253777777

...

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Half will tell you we're all going to die and its airborne AIDS, the other half will tell you it's gonna be fine soon. It's somewhere in the middle.

holy fucking shit

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Are we really gonna re open the economy even tho this is highly infectious and potentially lethal? Not very smart but who am i a lowly citizen of nu Israel

Depends on the state. NY will stay closed forever to kill off the state economy. Cuomo depends on welfare bums to vote him into office every election.

Michigan user, multiple members of my family likely have Coronavirus, but can't get tested. This is my uncle's wife on facebook talking about how my uncle probably has it. He was working an essential job at AT&T. His sister also may have it and works in group homes with the elderly and handicapped, and pretty much all of the nurses at her work likely are infected too.

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...

WE LOVE CULONA-CHAN

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>Can anyone redpill me? Are things getting better or worse?
there's disorder in Mexican manufacture factories
archive.is/2Uata

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They’re banking on Remdesivir for some reason. The news came out about it today, as well as Trump’s victory speech. Same day as record breaking unemployment.

>a week ago HCQ fags were posting studies
>now they're reduced to twitter posts

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China lied, people died

>Are things getting better

Its because its getting worse that the White house is panicking and choosing to open the economy hoping that it ends in a net positive for the economy

Fake news, those are just perfectly normal Catalonian ladies.

One day, my friend

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It not as much as Europe and America tho

no you're not
trump is just blowing hopium up the asses of /ptg/ victims

I assume the governors will not comply right away because muh orange man bad, but eventually yes.

multiple states chomping at the bit to re-open
tons of companies super anxious to re-open
Will be offering massive deals to entice people through the door
People will be celebrating that its over
It only takes one
>just one
one

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Trump acknowledges 1917 Spanish Flu, calls this more contagious, is confident that Opening America is the way, and that whackamole on outbreaks will be fiiiiine.
>Unimaginable deaths.

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>TWO MORE WEEKS U GUIZE

>Are things getting better or worse?
Better has no meaning anymore. This train has no breaks. Enjoy the ride till you can last.

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>His sister also may have it and works in group homes with the elderly and handicapped
Based superspreader removing the dregs of society.

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What did Fox mean by this?

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Reactivation, can it be confirmed? scientific documents have not been able to confirm if it can or if it is as a result of
>reinfection
>new strains invading the body
>faulty tests
Is the virus aids? We can confirm it is LIKE aids
>HIV attacks immune system and tcell
>coronachan attacks immune system and tcells
HIV turns tcells into replicating factories while coronachan murder suicides them. we still don't know fully how this works. what a virus

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Incubation is 3-28 days. It'll take a little longer than may, but we'll get there eventually.

DRUMPF IS OFFICIALY OPENING UP AMERICA AHAHAHHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

AND CASES AND DEATHS AREN'T SLOWING DOWN. US is kill. Prepare for unironic riots soon lads, get comfy because this ride is about to get a lot more bumpy

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It's going to be BTFO of states that open back up via Trump's guidelines. What great 4d chess he's playing.

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> (ID: COVCEL1c)
>COVCEL

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I'm not blaming Trump, nobody can stop the spread of the virus, for reelection this is his best move

>Doesn't know how long immunity lasts for
>No clear idea whether we've already peaked or not
>Already releasing restrictions
This country deserves to fail, absolute fucking morons have no care for what happens 5 minutes from now let alone weeks from now. Well anons, here's to the second wave! Here's to the Corona States of America!

They are just copying our posts.

you're welcome, leaf. pic semi related. hope you and yours are well

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Fair enough.

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Wait, is the fucker seriously opening up USA??

>what to expect when you're expecting

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forgot to add but both hiv and coronavirus assault blood cells

ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST

Thanks m8

I wonder if there's been a significant change in the weather worldwide

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Some states with very little infections can open tomorrow

Sure is. I'm staying in fuck all that

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

SPANISH GOVERNMENT REFUSES TO ADD 8500+ DEATHS REPORTED BY VARIOUS REGIONAL GOVERNMENTS.
>SPANISH GOVERNMENT REFUSES TO ADD 8500+ DEATHS REPORTED BY VARIOUS REGIONAL GOVERNMENTS.
SPANISH GOVERNMENT REFUSES TO ADD 8500+ DEATHS REPORTED BY VARIOUS REGIONAL GOVERNMENTS.
>SPANISH GOVERNMENT REFUSES TO ADD 8500+ DEATHS REPORTED BY VARIOUS REGIONAL GOVERNMENTS.

20minutos.es/noticia/4229669/0/el-gobierno-defiende-el-registro-de-fallecidos-mientras-en-tres-comunidades-afloran-al-menos-8-500-muertos/

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

Oh... The big myth Mew was under that...

just turned on press briefing. whats happened so far?

Worse, if you have't got your mask and suits it'll be too late. This first wave was just foreplay the real show hasn't even started yet.

Phase 2 reactivations in bound + foodshortages PVP DLC teased

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Dont you have a ton of workers in us factories going on strike? Kek

YES LMAO. Prepare for riots and explosions in cases, this ride is about to get wild

How stupid is trump? Or are his medical advisors trying to wipe out the country?
>not even close to peak, there might not even be a peak"
>Corona is uncureable, and thus is zero sum
>"lol lets just open it all up , mission accomplished"
>2 weeks laters
>6k deaths per day and rising
US deaths will be over a million by mid summer

It’s a nothing burger

Alternative is running out of supplies and starving. Many countries are doing same. Not because it's safe, but because Corona-chan outplayed leaders in this 4d chess.

nothingburger.today/

is there an updated map of the factions in america?
>western pakt
>yankeedom
anything new?

>trump is more redpilled than the people in this thread saying we need to stay on lockdown longer

dumbasses

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I hope your right bro otherwise R.I.P

I'll take Sun gf

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Based

I'm so glad to be a NEET, get to stay in and watch the carnage when America reopens.

>What can we expect in May?
despair, disillusion as dead keep piling

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