Welcome to Yellowstone General, the first of many great editions wherein we discuss, meme, and pray to God as we know it to let that sweet release of magma happen.
IN THE NEWS:
>Due to Erupt! express.co.uk
>Record Number of Earthquakes!
newsweek.com
>Unusual Activity!
econotimes.com
>NASA Makes a Discovery!
express.co.uk
GIVE YOUR ENERGY!
TAKE MY ENERGY!!!
Checked
Go Magma-chan!
how do we just make it do it already???
rollin for it go pop
Allah please.
believe
And mine. Don't even care if it kills me.
happening
Ash has got what crops need
Some drawfag needs to create Yellowstone-chan. What would she look like? Hair color, outfit, accessories?
Once you have her image you can pray to her, manifest her.
boom
If degets it erupts in May.
roll for yellowstone happening
coronachan + yellowstone = ggnore
Totally thought this was a killer jew space rock inbound. Carry on with your larp.
Rolleen
NEXT WEEK!
Rull
Ask BDanon
Digits and Boogie dies
Yes, good work anons. Scare the public to stay away from the Yellowstone area. It’s where I plan to retire :)
watch this
So many failed gets because no one is giving the energy. You must pray.
Also checkem
Holly shit. Magma just flew over my house. It's happening!!
reroll
It'll be fine, it won't errupt.
These sources are complete trash. Find a credible source actually detailing something the writer understands. Not speculative nonsense.
so be it
wow Yellowstone-chan now would be bad
CHECK EM
IN THE BLAST ZONE TWO HUNDRED MILES SOUTH OF THE CALDERA
STILL HOPING FOR THIS
TAKE MY ENERGY YELLOW-BELLOW CHAN
Take mine BB,
also fuck jannies
L
Nicely done
Chekd n kekd
Checked
>praying that you die of starvation in a societal collapse.
Really? Why not just go and kill yourself fucking fags.
I sharted some energy out into chanverse.
>stay indoors and die when ash build up collapses the roof
>join corona-chan infested refugee column trying to get past wall of Mexican tanks trying to get to safety in coronaed up LATAM
>no federal help because you made a lunatic Potus for lulz
not looking good for burgers
Hearty kek
Checked but still, get fucked eurotrash.
uh what did I just do?
She's waking up.
He said meme it dingus fucks not roll for it. Dip shits
Take my memenergy Yellowstone-chan
Isn't getting memeing tho?
Nothing retard. Make memes of it
Www.suspicious0bservers.org
do we have a yellowstone chan?
You make memes faggot
Nahktu spheurahtu - mekelekeko miike mahke
oh great one - taketh my energy from warm hands
Plebbiters and newfags are the fricking worst. It's why these threads don't go anywhere.
Maybe a few nukes could just get it over with now while everything's all fucked up anyway. I mean it'll just be worse the later it waits. Let's pop this pimple!
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Fucking lmao, I love how he takes time to make the final blow
What would happen?
Don't wanna miss on cam.
Also jellystone blows this year.
Whol world gets cold af for a few years.
USA completely collapses.
The u l t i m a t e happening user. The US covered in ashes, which equals to more memes and more bantzs