MAJOR NEWS CONFERENCE!!!!
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Explaining guidelines for opening up America.
The White House
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Q posts today
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BIRX MAKES ME COOM
Thanks leaf nigger
>wez wanna' gou buck to workz NOW!
>not opening any states until May
they literally shut down the economy for a month over this fucking nothingburger. Fucking morons.
im going to the grocery store in a few minutes wish me luck
i dont have a face mask or gloves
thank you OP
Chart 1.
SC looked pretty rough on those maps compared to other Southern states not including Louisiana. Is it the larger black population getting infected?
Slauci and Birx are both career bureaucrats and not exceptional in any way. They're actually fucking stupid
IT'S JUST A FLU AFTER ALL
Yeah Trump is a fucking retard.
So pretty much nothing is changing, but states govs can choose when they want to reopen, right?
Chart 2.
Oh look its a presidential press briefing not a cvtf and the seal is back!
>sovereign citizens and Qtards BTFO
There’s no cure. I can’t believe we’re literally relying on adapting to the virus.
nobody cares faggot this isn't your blog fuck off
I HAVEN'T EVEN RECEIVED ANY UNEMPLOYMENT PAYMENTS YET ITS BEEN 4 WEEKS. WE'RE NOT EVEN C L O S E TO PEAKING
WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED
Lads, when do you think california will open again?
>Drumpf fudging the numbers to make himself look good
pathetic. Trump lied, people died.
>influenza
>flu
Why is it suddenly completely different symptoms from what was in china? The webms we saw showed entire groups of people having seizures and such, was that literally just nerve gas or something? Something stinks.
Raise your hand if you have a clean penis and covid free!
>pretty much nothing is changing
The spread is slowing, so the guidelines are changing to reopening. It's up to the states (then from the states to localities) to decide what to do.
What else can we do without a cure?
hopefully never
>13 days of no new cases
>On the 14th day 1 new case appears
>got to start all over again
Hope you guys all prepped cause they are never going to lift restrictions.
check out these fucked plans
cant even make a fucking powerpoint
Fauci in particular. He got billions of dollars to create an HIV vaccine and a SARS vaccine.
Nothing happened with that.
>sentinel surveillance
Well gee, that sounds dystopian as fuck.
Herd immunity?
lol wtf
It will drag it out for a while, political and due to the fact it needs the federal money.
That was from ridiculously high fevers
two more weeks until the exponential case spike.
You did something wrong. I applied for unemployment the moment the shutdown occurred, and I got my first payment within a week of applying.
Hey. Do you like anime?
Ok share blue kike
This sounds sketchy.
>past the peak
>my state still reporting more record cases and deaths
what do you want to eat for dinner babe?
Weak bait, have one...
What we do with every other flu go on with life it’s not very dangerous unless your a nigger with aids or 90
What happened to Israeli vaccine that they just (((happened to be working on)))
Maybe if you used your bullshit-meter, you would have realized the "group of people having a seizure" was not china and was not related to COVID.
>We need to be able to handle the SURGE
Can I see your penis?
We'll have to become the X-coronamen.
hopefully soon. fuck!
That was my point, I was being rhetorical. But yes that is what we do.
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>NEXT SLIDE PLEASE
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>next swide pls...
>protect users of mass transit
Lol New York City and its 5 million commuters fucked
no one in FL got shit yet
Wear a gimp mask
Hey, how was your day?
My state doesn't start the Federal Unemployment Program until April 25th.
I need society to stay broken until then.
I got my Trumpbux but it's left me thirsty for MOAR gibs.
>your a nigger with aids
25% btw
We’re relying on God.
>30 months to slow the spread
yep, the US is a big place, funny huh.
Someone needs to make a fashwave with this pic
bla bla bla bla bla, this jesuit lady is boring
what the fuck is wrong with him.
AHGAN!
As we should. God is only one that cure us.
>Trump shut down the states
Post above () says you future girlfriend.
How many impossible whoppers do you eat daily?
Chinks go home!
Cuomo will receive his judgement.
He needs to be punished.
even less people care to read a post such as your than a post such a mine, hating ass nigger
at least Trump is offering some realistic hope instead of my faggot prime minister who actually seems to think we'll have a vaccine
this week is so weird,is like the whole world went full"OK TIME TO BE BACK TO WORK,GOYIM!"
It’s mostly niggers dying as usual , as nature intends misery follows low iq
There's no adapting either, lol.
The 2nd time you get it won't be any better than the 1st time, and could be worst due to existing damage depending on how bad you had it, as well as ADE chance.
last time fucked 37 years ago white wine assist.
>CURVE FLATTENED
>PEAK PASSED
>ZERO NEW CASES
Happeningfags btfo
Oi! You got ya shit posting lociense ya bloody wanker?!?
A limey talking shit about America being dystopian?
Kekasaurus Rex
This is bullshit. I fucking hate how Corona Karens have taken control
Wagie Wagie
You can't slack
Big Mean Bossman wants you back.
Trump and Pence have won the War
At Six AM, you're out the door.
For NEET each month is much the same
For NEET the lockdown was a game.
Wagie works a life that sucks
While NEET spends his Don Trump Buxx
God she sounds so passive aggressive when she says next slide.
NEXT SLIDE
Not reopening immediately is really quite idiotic why are we giving this particular flu like virus so much more than any other flu season. Some old people die
That's what I figured. I'm down in the Lowcountry and there's been a very limited amount of noise / news regarding active cases.
ur all gay
>NEXT SLIDE
Corona cinematic universe
>phase 1
>phase 2
>phase 3
>phase 4
He's the retard up there calling it dangerous and a pandemic. Can't believe he is a bill gates deep state shill. Sad.
Bitch I just want to know when I can go back to the bar.
this news conference is a dead cat bounce
>returning to our new normal
No nonononono not the new normal, we wanna go back to the OLD normal
He with held HCQ
I hope it's only lawsuits because well if people really loved their grand parents/ parents then a lot of (Black) people will be coming for his head
have sex incel
WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DIRTY NIGGERS
As always
how to bankrupt america
THE PLAN
Am not!
Holy fuck! How Islamophobic!
IT’S OVER
>US equity futures are soaring after-hours following headlines from STAT news that Gilead Sciences' experimental COVID-19 vaccine drug remdesivir is “seeing rapid recoveries in fever and respiratory symptoms.”
>Almost all patients were discharged in under than a week, and only two patients died, STAT said, citing comments made this week during a video discussion about trial results with University of Chicago faculty members.
>STAT cautions that trials are running at other institutions and full study results can’t yet be determined; Gilead told the news outlet that it’s looking forward to data becoming available.
>University of Chicago Medicine recruited 125 people into two late-stage studies, including 113 with severe Covid-19.
zerohedge.com
Wait where's phase 4?
>still pushing /cvg/ memes
It’s time to give it up. Meme flu was a dud
What a low IQ understanding of the God meme. Even if people did X, god made all people and therefore anything X will do ever has been 'done' by God.
Fucking Luciferians are pathetic. We need an AI to dominate them for our own safety.
FUCK, FAUCI'S BACK
Holy shit tony just came out of no where.
>new normal
Here's a local news poll from Pittsburgh.
>lol look how much I can gaslight
Four more years, faggot.
1 2 3
kinda fuckedup its not considered essential
"Our new normal" Phase 3..
Fucking terrifying.
There is no phase 5
Q
2 to 4% lethality, vents not required. HCQ + Zinc + Antibio works if caught early.
Chance some will not gain immunity at least not the first time.
>I want Mommy Birx to spoon with me and comfort me when I am ill.
>I want Mommy Birx to make me chicken noodle soup
>When I am done with the soup I want Mommy Birx to give me a hand job, followed by saying, "I told you mommy would make you feel better."
Not a meme, fren.
There's no lasting immunity to coronaviruses, just like influenza viruses.
y'all niggas postin in a slide thread.
It is dangerous
>crashing with no survivors
glad someone saved my edit
Source now
literally what's wrong with that being the new normal? Were you planning on going back to licking doorknobs and picking your nose at the grocery store?
kys
Pittsburgh is for of niggers and chinks. Ask the same question in the rural counties outside of it.
It's a thread about slides.
If you recall Trump sent that stuff to China back in January.
pure evil
David The Gnome is always there, even if you can't see him.
I want her to suck and fondle my genitals if you understand what I’m implying
This was the biggest happening of my life and I'm half a century old.
Yeah, we were expecting to go back to fully loaded pubs with slags all over the tables.
Trump calls it a pandemic, Trump declared it a national emergency, Trump lets Fauci up there, Trump keeps talking about a "vaccine". It's obvious that Jared Kushner and Bill Gates gave trump 5g money to mind control us with fear porn.
>new normal
Nah, I'll be doing things the way I always have. I never stopped, actually.
Come on user, I'm on no fap
yeah those votes arent rigged at all. Only faggots have twitter and that lines up with how they vote. But Wolf is such an uber faggot he'd look at that and say "See? Scientific proof we need to stay closed through May."
>2%
More like .2
YOU WANT TO STROKE YOU MEAT ON HER SILK SCARF YOU DIRTY FUCKER.
It's on their website. Their viewing area is most of Western PA. Niggers and Chinks don't watch local news either. Sorry, Schlomo.
Seriously. The only thing different for me is there's a bunch of people wearing masks at grocery stores and retarded local officials take away basketball backboards.
Fauci's voice sounds really gross and makes me feel like I need to cough and clear my throat.
M8 it’s literally over. It’s time to admit you were duped by the panic shills
It's 6% currently worldwide
yes i agree with everything
but
do we get more trumpbux
FUCK THE NEW NORMAL
WE WANT THE OLD NORMAL
Fauci providing no information just babbling
0/10 effort, tell your boss I said you're fired, dilate, and then go kill yourself
Probably because the odd ones never had existing conditions discovered.
>panic shills
What are you talking about? This bug was virulent as fuck and the economy is in the trash.
>Sports events without crowds in Phase 3
There’s billions of chinks and they could be dying of anything
Did Trump get a grade school civics lesson finally and learn what the powers of the president are?
always, his pilpul game is tight
OAN qt in the back.
Hij heeft ze niet meer alle vijf
You sound like one of those fear porn hoax believers. You probably believe people actually died. They didn't. Q is coming for you and your bill gates cronies.
oh look a faggot who love being under government quarantine forever
Yeah really who are these white collar pussy faggots lecturing me about staying inside and "social distancing". These people have private jets and fuck kids.
Post feet
You don't need twitter to vote. By all means go back to work early with no PPE and ride the bus. I take it you lost a lot of money in the stock market or think your drop ship screen printed T-shirt company is essential?
Its not a "victory" speech, its a surrender speech
>no cure
>no way to contain it
>basically a viral apocalypse that will wipe out the entire population
>"might as well open back up as long as possible"
>therapeutically
one sneeze and everyone gets infected. so much for muh social distancing
>new normal
>airlines must prodive you six feet of personal space
Cattle drivers BTFO. My body is ready.