Yellowstone could wipe out the United States and throw the global economy back in to the medieval ages. There's been over 100 earthquakes in the region recently and some top scientists are saying it could pop it's top as early as next week.
Please for the love of God let this happen.
god i hope so
OH MAN A VOLCANO IS ABOUT TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A METEOR IS COMING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was talking about this last night with mum while I was masturbating on the couch next to her. She’s a geologist.
I'm currently wondering if the hills under Idaho won't do another Crater's of the Moon style eruption.
I think we're in Dream Time, this is when the energies of the earth get refreshed.
>some top scientists are saying it could pop it's top as early as next week.
Obvious shitpost but if they're saying that they're not top scientists
did you layer a thrust fault on her gneiss inclusions
Marianas Trench is nothing special. I've had better.
kaboomer
your faults are not normal.
fuckin lol
Technically it's almost always correct, most volcanoes give a about a week's notice if they're not very recently active.
Showing off your zone of erogeny.
Someone needs to make a general so we can start meeting Yellowstone into existence.
They did it with coronachan we can do it with this.
blow your load Mr.Vulcano
Your a cheeky leaf, I'll give you this (you)
Hmmmm. Oh well, rolling
You people have been posting about this for years and nothing has happened. You're going to continue doing it until it finally happens and you take credit somehow or Yas Forums dies.
>some top scientists are saying it could pop it's top as early as next week.
guys my dad works for science and says we're all going to die!!!
MIGHTY YELLOWSTONE
UNLEASH YOUR WRATH!
Good fuckin idear
Barely managed a reading on her prickter scale
>prickter scale
>some top scientists
Yellowstone would wipe out the USA, I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.
um...
Typical neo-brits, roll over immediately. At the least, go conquer sweden and make a fight of it with the steel.
That's somewhat the uniform of the modern elite. Button down shirt, 500$ cashmere knit, khakis 1000 loafers.
This how people look in affluent suburbs now. Hes the richest man in the world, but not different from a lawyer doctor etc.
Fuck no lmao, give me qt Chinese gf
>i h8 bill g8s
>upvotes to the left!
Geologist here. Tired of seeing these threads constantly. It's very, very unlikely for yellowstone to erupt in our lifetimes.
If this ends in 02 pack your bags
Pleeeeeeeaze god
NO
Is that real?
you know that would kill like at least 90% of the world population right? nuclear winter and poison air thanks to the ash
Jesus Christ it's happening tomorrow isn't it. FUCK.
You're on Yas Forums. There's nothing too stupid for people here to believe
>prickter scale
loooooooooool
>BUT!!! I WANNA BE LIVING MAD MAX!!!! I WANNA LIVE IN APOCALYPSE
A) Wildfires.
B) Water & Food contamination due to destruction of waste containment schemes
C) Lack of medicine
Assuming that you'd like to live after yellowstone, you probably won't. Oh, and also, just because the US goes down doesn't mean the government will. They have countless of hidden nuclear bunkers that are designed to last 100+ years plus.