FUCK THIS GAY COUNTRY

I think i've just come to the conclusion that i don't actually like this country. I was talking with my dad about the idea of buying a plot of woodland because they typically go for around 50k for 5 acres which is affordable and a good investment because it's not attached to the economy which (((they))) are about to crash with no survivors.

But then i did some more research and apparently if you want to build on your woodland, even if it's a 1 bedroom log cabin for you to live in, apparently it's almost impossible to get planning permission. They say it's because of the conservation laws, meanwhile Mr Shekelstein with Houses4Nigs Ltd. can come and flatten 100 acres of countryside to build concrete jungles to house all the niggers he's imported.

You've got to be fucking kidding me, it's already a police state and the NWO regime hasn't even begun yet.
>oy vey, goyim, you can't live on your own land that YOU OWN, you have to come and spend £500,000 on a 2 bedroom house in one of our cities where you can drink poisoned water and get stabbed on your way to the shops

I've fucking had enough of this gay country. Yas Forums was right about Britain. I can't believe I was once proud to live on this faggy island.

YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO BUILD A 10Mx10M CABIN IN YOUR 10 ACRE WOODLAND THAT YOU OWN? I might just fucking do it anyway and see what the fuck they do about it. What are they gonna do, confiscate my woodland?

Any ideas of locations I should move to if I want to escape the ZOG lifestyle for a non-extortionate amount of money?

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Get a van, drive it out there. If they ask why you bought it say conervsation purposes.

You can build a shed for storage, which you could just stick a sleeping bag in and not tell anyone. Another aspect of this gay law, which I forgot to mention is that without it being a permanent residence which you have to get planning permission for, you're only allowed to spend a maximum of 28 nights PER FUCKING YEAR in the woodland. The thing is, even with the van idea, I want to be able to have internet access so I can browse le 4chins and be able to wash myself etc and not just live like a total rat

You’re right about the country but you’re fucking retarded. You can easily find a nice brownfield/green site for less than 50k with planning permission already granted.

You don't want to live in the woods without easy access to essential resources. You can be pretty autonomous if you get a decently isolated house in Scotland or Wales though.

Build a hobbit house, or dig a hole and get a prefab bunker put in.

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Yes but I want to live IN THE WOODS where the feds and glowies can't find me because I do not plan on taking the mark of the beast... And I live in the South East

> I might just fucking do it anyway
This, mate. Do it (since it`s woodland) in the hidden.
Going for complete autarchy is the only way left, in my opinion. working on it.

I forgot to mention that I want to own some animals too, I would build a chicken coop and shit like that in this scenario so that when it's boog time, I'm completely covered in terms of survival resources.

You can. You just have to justify how you will be able to regrow the area you’re cutting down. This nation has already been concrete jungled enough by goldstein land owners.

Buy land
Dig hole without govt finding out
Put pic related in hole and cover
Put hobby farm barn over entrance
Fuck the government

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Trouble is mate I can't exactly justify spunking £50k on some woodland because there's a 3% chance that Mr Finkleberg in the local town council will give me permission to construct somewhere for me to live in that isn't made of concrete and jew semen

It would cost a lot for the proper structure. Just buy a broken bus, dig a giant hole and drive the bus in and bury it.

Just do it pussy cunt.
Ever seen legends of the fall?
Watch the Final scene. That's what you do if they come for your house

FUCK 'M

Sleep in the shed with no electricity and live like a rat bigot

That is actually a pretty good shout but how the fuck am I gonna manage that without the glowies finding out? How easy is it to move to canada and how cheap is the land there... do they take kindly to Brits? I don't care that it's infested with niggers because so is this gay island... we're just forced into much closer proximity to them

I'm planning a gtfo to rural Massachusetts, Maine, Pennsylvania, or Connecticut. Seems comfy and a similar climate/time zone(ish) to the UK (so not too much of a shock to the system and can keep in touch with parents and relatives more easily).
Good luck, bro. Nobody likes this gay country. It was a cultureless wasteland from the start; it's just even worse now.

Build it anyway then. Personal woodlands aren’t right to roam so just kick the shit out of anyone who trespasses.

Maine is a dream... I wonder how easy it is to get into muttmerica these days, anyone familiar with application process?

>But then i did some more research and apparently if you want to build on your woodland, even if it's a 1 bedroom log cabin for you to live in, apparently it's almost impossible to get planning permission. They say it's because of the conservation laws, meanwhile Mr Shekelstein with Houses4Nigs Ltd. can come and flatten 100 acres of countryside to build concrete jungles to house all the niggers he's imported.
so its because you are dumb
you need to read a bunch of books and then you will understand why you are retarded
start with coke on littleton

>so its because you are dumb
shut up nigger you're not helping this is serious

That could work, I’d put a barrier between the bus and dirt covering it though to avoid a collapse.

i literally handed you the keys to an estate you retarded fucking kike

I can’t say how easy it would be to immigrate, but once you’re here there is plenty of crown land up for grabs, you can lease it or buy it.

>Fly to Canada
>Cross border
>???
>Citizenship

Build it anyways. They won't find out if it's hidden well enough.

okay purchase is obviously above your iq, so maybe google adverse possession and statute of limitations

That only works if you’re brown.

Dude actually look into planning law, I've got planning permission on several plots of lands with only very minor issues

Should I just accept that this is never going to work out for me and take the FEMA pill? I'm schizo enough that I'm ready to die for Christ and if they send me to the FEMA camps at least I'll get free food and somewhere to shit before they behead me for being a Christian. Thoughts on this??

Bongs don’t own land. You bitches lease it from your german queen and her inbred brood.

>cuck bunker

why would a brit be sent to fema camps?

he doesnt need to get planning done on land he plans to use as a primary residence and holds exclusively in demesne as of a fee simple.

Then what the fuck do you care about building codes? Just build a fucking shack and don’t tell anyone about it

Move to Texas you faggot or a state with lax building codes.

Frankly I didn't even realize UK had undeveloped/forested land that wasn't in conservation areas or protected in some other way.

>FEMA camps

Oh I understand now. You’re a moron.

Trust me, they will start sending all Christians to the FEMA camps for (((re-education))) by 2030

you literally have the same land laws, only englishmen cant be dissiesed without a jury trial by imiment domain... fuck i hate nu/pol/ lol the iq here is sub plebbit now XD

so they'll ship you to the us?

You niggers seriously think that this country is in any way different to the US except for being more authoritarian?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Harry_Collinson

I 100% agree with you mate, fuck this country and fuck every faggot in it.

Albert Dryden was fucked by this country and its shite ideals, he never did anything wrong and if he ran this country we would be a fucking dominant force right now, well maybe not him, but people with his ideals.

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yes?
are you wearing a track suit by chance?

Its part of the plan they have for the world, freedom is just an illusion.

You can't make your own food, you can't produce your own seeds.

Holy shit he's fucking based. No wonder the glowies kept quiet about that one, I'd never heard of that incident.

a visa is easy to obtain pretty much anywhere if you're explicitly not going to be working

Can you actually buy crown land though?

This is the problem, maybe we should just take the FEMApill. The Bible says we're going to end up being persecuted regardless of what happens and if we suffer in Christ we get way more rewards in heaven anyway. This life is gay and cringe, all the prepping shit is just prolonging the inevitable

I couldn’t get a visa, shitty credit so I only have a capital one card.

>Mr Shekelstein with Houses4Nigs Ltd
lmfao based

Uk is fucking shit populated with bootlicking fucks jews pakis and wogs and fatass norf and souf retards. Fucking disgrace.

>FUCK THIS GAY COUNTRY
YES FUCK YOUR GAY COUNTRY

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You niggers seriously think your country is anything like ours?

>FUCK THIS GAY COUNTRY

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If the local/federal government is willing to sell it yeah, I haven’t read the fine print but I can almost guarantee the government retains all water and mineral rights though.

I know it's really pissing me off. I feel so embarrassed when those absolute niggers go out and clap every thursday