Im fucked. Im out of money at the end of April. Got laid off along with wife...

Im fucked. Im out of money at the end of April. Got laid off along with wife. I had savings but I have been burning through it like crazy after helping other families out. I don't see my Trump money... I don't know what to do. I honestly am thinking about breaking into an apple store down the street. Does Yas Forums have any approved redpilled ways of making money quick. I need at least 5 grand...

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>helping other families out
There’s your problem kiddo

bump and to clarify my family members. my brother and his family.

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pimp out your wife

GET OUT OF MY BOARD ENTRAPMENTSHILL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

well, here are your options:
Suck 5 dicks for a grand each
suck 50 dicks for 100 bucks each
suck 500 dicks for 10 bucks each
suck 5000 dicks for 1 dollar each.

Better get sucking, faggot

How's that working out for you, Nikolai?

$10 sez this guy pays $200+ month for cable, had to buy huge SUV for fatass wife. Wife's hobby is taking useless toy bred dog to Vet at $300/visit.

>I don't know what to do. I honestly am thinking about breaking into an apple store down the street.
The black flag will fly above the dome.

Honestly We’ve been thinking about porno streams but I don’t really understand how to make it work and there are so many many girls. My wife is ok looking. I’m feeling
Like killing myself or seriously trying to smash and grab.

that's not a slovak name and I don't have a wife, but nice try

what do you need the money for?
walmart is probably hiring right now

What a based thinker, op should start sucking dick fast

No way. I have kids. They are expensive. The trump bucks would help but I didn’t fil my taxes until last weeks. I tried selling my set of jet skis but no one is buying on Craig’s list.

If you’re not sustainably wealthy you should not help others.

Move in with your brother.

In Minecraft robberies are more successful if you have a raiding party on PvP servers

Jamal here... I can teach you how to break in the apple store !

>quick Yas Forums, tell me how to break the law and get away with it easily

Join the NSA and shill on Yas Forums, easiest five grand you've ever made my man

sage

File for unemployment, genius. If you don't get it by the end of April, take out a small loan and pay it back with the back pay you get when it kicks in.

Also, for the people on here who shamelessly bitch about "gibs", OP has been paying taxes into the system. It's completely acceptable for him to expect the system to work for him like it's supposed to when shit hits the fan.

Literally get another job nigger

>b-but I'm too good for the temp agency!

No you are not faggot, get another job

When I opened this thread this was the response that I expected to be posted first. /Thread

Checked. Absolute truth here gentlemen Well that was fucking stupid of them not to prep and YOU for being a massive cuck faggot. U r a massive faggot

Pimp yourself and your wife out. you better get real good at sucking dick faggot.

Why not both? Smash and grab and off yo ur self in the store

Wtf u need 5 grand for?

It's summer, I'd sell your car if you can and ride a fucking bike

Also this is a shitpost.
if u want ppl to feel sorry for you go to Yas Forums

Saged

This seems correct, but there are very very few who know how to not announce the server IP and instance, at some point. Plus there's lagg, and you have to split the haul evenly.
Most people honor the goods of other minecraft players, and would feel guilty, rightfully, for robbing their minecraft goods.

> I had savings but I have been burning through it like crazy after helping other families out.

nigger tf were you thinking

Didn't getcha bern donations back, did'ja bud?

Just learn to code retard, I'm literally making a comfy six figures and have been working from home for the last 5 years. This quarantine shit don't even phase me. I'm not even trolling, shit isn't even that hard.

Do feet stuff on Onlyfans

KNEE
PADS

he's gonna get to go back to them and ask for help.
The US will be opening up very soon.
Also, credit cards are a thing, just about everyone on earth will give you one.

let your wife sell your internal organs so she can help some other families out too

Go rob Jews you massive faggit
Why do you have all those guns
Just kidding don’t do that

Sell that useless project car you have, any extra vehicles, sell gold, sell any item worth money if you truly are in desperate need of cash, open a new line of credit, file your tax returns and get your trumpbux (laziness is not rewarded during right now), seek out state cash assistance programs/SNAP, pull money out of your house (suicide move but if all else fails take a line on your home), do doordash/delivery services, freelance if you have skills people don't have (wood working, building, welding, car repairs), and all of this or else you are wiling to sink with nobody to rescue you.

That's the one downside to being white, we are the only race that has compassion. It's a double-edged sword.

Don't panic, just go through alot of things, first off, try to do some brainstorming, what things can you sell? are there maybe ways you can live cheaper? only vegetables&eggs&cheese are already healthy. Bake your own bread by buying dough in huge packages and oil in big amounts, reduce electricity use by not watching TV or playing with phones. Only do the most necessary. If you can get rid of your expensive phone tarrifs, or other monthly bills as quickly as possible. Consider Begging, porn, or other stuff. You are probably one of many that relied ot much on coonsumption goods, learn how to do most of th estuff yourself. you dont need expensive Washmachine soap n shit, you can ge tbasic chemicals and other stuff that have almost the same cleansing effects. Otherwise well consider the more crazy stuff... i'm sorry for you man, Europe is much more comfy atm. I don't have a job for over 6 years and I'm off better than many hardworking americans.

good post
have a (you)