/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3252 - CCP Virus Editions

REMINDER, VIRUS FOUND IN CFS
>REMINDER, VIRUS FOUND IN CFS
REMINDER, VIRUS FOUND IN CFS

It can breach the blood-brain barrier
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958

what will trump say during his BIG announcement in a few hours

ching chong, your race is wrong

Are we gonna do 100k today?

I have a motive to not give a fuck about my life and keep NEETing
We will die of corona anyway so where's the point? Let's just have fun.

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I DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE VIRUS WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY

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I’ve seen it so many times for so many years and it never hurts any less.

Checked and keked

>Groceries ready for washing, sorting and quarantine lads
I see you have some fuel for sorting ready to get your mind lubricated, good on you user

kek

Fuck the economy, I'll stay home

damn, time is merciless companion

fack off not opening that

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Fuck off changus

WHEN I SAY NOTHING

YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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Have you guys noticed the nothing-burger fags have been awfully quiet the past couple of days? Where'd these guys go? It's like they either changed their minds or they're afraid to post right now.

DELETE THIS

Looks like a UFO.

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WILL SAVE US

Yeeeeep

*Leans back it's a nothingburger

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>quarantined with gf past few weeks
>is doting on me a lot
>keeps talking about kids
>making a lot of food
>won't let me out of bed til like 11am because snuggling
I'm too nervous to ask if shes pregnant...

Stop being a fucking faggot and let me stay /comfy/ at home collecting gibs. This is the longest vacation I’ve had from work since I joined the work force.

Can anybody stop him?

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read the bible, user. That's a recipe for spiritual disaster.
Spiritual disasters are not a joke when you are alone. I don't know if you have a wife or roommates or whatever, but that is not a joke... doing as you describe while living the NEET life will lead to a bad state of affairs for you.
I say that from personal experience.

A lot of them are unironically paid shills. Maybe their employers gave up on their old tactics since it wasn't working and they exposed themselves several times.

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Trump is holding a press conference on reopening America tonight.

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>Strap me to a nuke and fire it at China!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 673,215 (34,384) #2 Spain 182,816 (19,130) #3 Italy 168,941 (22,170) #4 France 165,027 (17,920) #5 Germany 136,569 (3,943) #6 United Kingdom 103,093 (13,729) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 77,995 (4,869) #9 Turkey 74,193 (1,643) #10 Belgium 34,809 (4,857) #11 Brazil 30,425 (1,924) #12 Canada 29,929 (1,191) #13 Netherlands 29,214 (3,315) #14 Russia 27,938 (232) #15 Switzerland 26,732 (1,281) #16 Portugal 18,841 (629) #17 Austria 14,476 (410) #18 Ireland 13,271 (486) #19 India 12,759 (423) #20 Israel 12,758 (142) #21 Sweden 12,540 (1,333) #22 Peru 12,491 (274) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Chile 8,807 (105) #25 Japan 8,626 (178) #26 Ecuador 8,225 (403) #27 Poland 7,918 (314) #28 Romania 7,707 (392) #29 Pakistan 6,919 (128) #30 Denmark 6,879 (321) #31 Norway 6,848 (152) #32 Australia 6,468 (63) #33 Saudi Arabia 6,380 (83) #34 Czech Republic 6,359 (169) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,617 (+861) #2 Russia +3,448 (+34) #3 United States +2,410 (+112) #4 Spain +2,157 (+318) #5 Iran +1,606 (+92) #6 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #7 Netherlands +1,061 (+181) #8 Germany +796 (+46) #9 Portugal +750 (+30) #10 Sweden +613 (+130) #11 Brazil +555 (+7) #12 Pakistan +536 (+17) #13 Saudi Arabia +518 (+4) #14 Romania +491 (+20) #15 Belarus +476 (+4) #16 Mexico +448 (+43) #17 Serbia +445 (+4) #18 Ukraine +397 (+8) #19 Switzerland +396 (+30) #20 India +389 (+1) #21 Indonesia +380 (+27) #22 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #23 Morocco +227 (+1) #24 Philippines +207 (+13) #25 Denmark +198 (+12) #26 Poland +189 (+6) #27 Dominican Republic +141 (+7) #28 Finland +132 (+3) #29 Slovakia +114 (+2) #30 Malaysia +110 (+1) #31 Macedonia +107 (+1) #32 Moldova +105 (+7) #33 Israel +90 (+10) #34 Hungary +73 (+8) #35 Kazakhstan +67 (+1)…

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'S GOING TO BE OKAY

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youtube.com/watch?v=DzHZPTU9T3c
Here's the announcement.