/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3252 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,171,554 (+85,123) ► Died: 144,858 (+6,239) ► Day: 98 (-05:19:56)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 7.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,965 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NOTE
Catalonia adds 3341 unreported deaths, still not on BNO or Worldometers
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New York adds 3778 unreported deaths, still not on Worldometers
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>NEWS
Woman contracted virus despite only going out for groceries
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Patients in Italy testing positive after 50 days
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Cykotine storms why healthy patients suddenly "crash"
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Due to reinfections, South Korea now tracks "recovered" patients
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>INFO
23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Bodies must be cremated, infectious
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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>REMINDER
China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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>LATEST
20:12: 2,616 new cases and 202 new deaths in Germany
20:10: 1,513 new cases and 164 new deaths in Brazil
20:09: 159 new cases and 18 new deaths in California
20:07: 2,263 new cases and 137 new deaths in Massachusetts
20:04: 207 new cases and 8 new deaths in Missouri
19:58: 154 new cases and 15 new deaths in Wisconsin

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>HCQ doesn't work.
>Ventilators aren't the saving grace.
>Not enough ECMO machines.

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How does /cvg/ really feel about fish heads?

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We need to kill dogs—they spread it.

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>tfw no FairyChar nurse

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Groceries ready for washing, sorting and quarantine lads

Will show you a picture after they've been sorted.

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>2171554 infected
>144,858 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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>thinks they induced a recession just to give trump a bad rep
>tells others to get help

whatever user, I hope they lift the lockdowns soon too

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REMINDER, VIRUS FOUND IN CFS
>REMINDER, VIRUS FOUND IN CFS
REMINDER, VIRUS FOUND IN CFS

It can breach the blood-brain barrier
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958

what will trump say during his BIG announcement in a few hours

ching chong, your race is wrong

Are we gonna do 100k today?

I have a motive to not give a fuck about my life and keep NEETing
We will die of corona anyway so where's the point? Let's just have fun.

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I DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE VIRUS WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY

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I’ve seen it so many times for so many years and it never hurts any less.

Checked and keked

>Groceries ready for washing, sorting and quarantine lads
I see you have some fuel for sorting ready to get your mind lubricated, good on you user

kek

Fuck the economy, I'll stay home

damn, time is merciless companion

fack off not opening that

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Fuck off changus

WHEN I SAY NOTHING

YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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Have you guys noticed the nothing-burger fags have been awfully quiet the past couple of days? Where'd these guys go? It's like they either changed their minds or they're afraid to post right now.

DELETE THIS

Looks like a UFO.

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WILL SAVE US

Yeeeeep

*Leans back it's a nothingburger

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>quarantined with gf past few weeks
>is doting on me a lot
>keeps talking about kids
>making a lot of food
>won't let me out of bed til like 11am because snuggling
I'm too nervous to ask if shes pregnant...

Stop being a fucking faggot and let me stay /comfy/ at home collecting gibs. This is the longest vacation I’ve had from work since I joined the work force.

Can anybody stop him?

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read the bible, user. That's a recipe for spiritual disaster.
Spiritual disasters are not a joke when you are alone. I don't know if you have a wife or roommates or whatever, but that is not a joke... doing as you describe while living the NEET life will lead to a bad state of affairs for you.
I say that from personal experience.

A lot of them are unironically paid shills. Maybe their employers gave up on their old tactics since it wasn't working and they exposed themselves several times.

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Trump is holding a press conference on reopening America tonight.

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>Strap me to a nuke and fire it at China!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 673,215 (34,384) #2 Spain 182,816 (19,130) #3 Italy 168,941 (22,170) #4 France 165,027 (17,920) #5 Germany 136,569 (3,943) #6 United Kingdom 103,093 (13,729) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 77,995 (4,869) #9 Turkey 74,193 (1,643) #10 Belgium 34,809 (4,857) #11 Brazil 30,425 (1,924) #12 Canada 29,929 (1,191) #13 Netherlands 29,214 (3,315) #14 Russia 27,938 (232) #15 Switzerland 26,732 (1,281) #16 Portugal 18,841 (629) #17 Austria 14,476 (410) #18 Ireland 13,271 (486) #19 India 12,759 (423) #20 Israel 12,758 (142) #21 Sweden 12,540 (1,333) #22 Peru 12,491 (274) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Chile 8,807 (105) #25 Japan 8,626 (178) #26 Ecuador 8,225 (403) #27 Poland 7,918 (314) #28 Romania 7,707 (392) #29 Pakistan 6,919 (128) #30 Denmark 6,879 (321) #31 Norway 6,848 (152) #32 Australia 6,468 (63) #33 Saudi Arabia 6,380 (83) #34 Czech Republic 6,359 (169) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,617 (+861) #2 Russia +3,448 (+34) #3 United States +2,410 (+112) #4 Spain +2,157 (+318) #5 Iran +1,606 (+92) #6 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #7 Netherlands +1,061 (+181) #8 Germany +796 (+46) #9 Portugal +750 (+30) #10 Sweden +613 (+130) #11 Brazil +555 (+7) #12 Pakistan +536 (+17) #13 Saudi Arabia +518 (+4) #14 Romania +491 (+20) #15 Belarus +476 (+4) #16 Mexico +448 (+43) #17 Serbia +445 (+4) #18 Ukraine +397 (+8) #19 Switzerland +396 (+30) #20 India +389 (+1) #21 Indonesia +380 (+27) #22 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #23 Morocco +227 (+1) #24 Philippines +207 (+13) #25 Denmark +198 (+12) #26 Poland +189 (+6) #27 Dominican Republic +141 (+7) #28 Finland +132 (+3) #29 Slovakia +114 (+2) #30 Malaysia +110 (+1) #31 Macedonia +107 (+1) #32 Moldova +105 (+7) #33 Israel +90 (+10) #34 Hungary +73 (+8) #35 Kazakhstan +67 (+1)…

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'S GOING TO BE OKAY

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youtube.com/watch?v=DzHZPTU9T3c
Here's the announcement.