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YOUR WINNER

Blumpf just lost the atheist vote

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MAGA

gib suggestions; what to replace and with what
MAGA

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Is trump reopening the country tonight? Do I have to go to work tomorrow?

Girls for biden

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BTFO

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Who /rwb/?

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There are lots of people who replace human contact and children with pets. Unhealthy replacement via pets is terribly degenerate and stupid behaviour that should be struck against.

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Is that Trump flexing on USPS defenders in a very subtle way?

fact of the matter is spics don't vote in contestant enough numbers to be big players for either party. Its the gooks and niggers that are out voting the whites in texas

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Nah, he's announcing the plan though

anyway speaking of boomers plundering the future for the now
i didn't even need to edit the text for this one

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MAGA

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that's what i was thinking jej

it's all over! fun despair thread

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>it's a loan you have to pay it back from your taxes next year

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>can't gather for church
>can't gather to protest
>can line up by the hundreds for food bank
Bernie's getting off to these bread lines

Are you serious where am I??

>lel, I suppose it is more popular with long time internet users and veteran travlers
Oh that... I don't enjoy that. Its people getting cheap alcohol from neighboring countries where taxes and thus prices are lower. You'd be around loud drunk Finns, very obnoxious situation. 1/10 would not recommend.
> he's one of those weak willed men ruined by a woman and nonsense politics and such. All and all he had a great thing going and lots of fun to have even if things were retarded and awful.
Sad! Should've gotten away from both, bad women and politics

I hope you're rooting for me and my attempts of getting the only half-normal finnish girl, because I'm wise enough to see all other ones suck!

>all the black panderers last thread
disgusting, reminder this is the result of trying to pander to minorities

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No wonder God hates NY

I hope so, fuck the USPS and everything associated with them.

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my pets aren't humans, they aren't my "kids" but they sure as fuck are part of my family

Should have shown the uncropped version where she's pulling up the hem of her dress in unconscious desire.

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Hope this uppity Italian gets pulverized next election

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Why did Kanye West like my hoodie w a dragon on it?

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howdy!

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1 month more only

>fact of the matter is spics don't vote in contestant enough numbers to be big players for either party.
you can't count on that forever dumb dumb, that line of thinking is why texas is slowly becoming california 2.0

African-Americans vote R at higher rates than Holocaust-Americans.

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why is it wrong when it was a government policy that fucked every business?

>Where am I??
No one actually cares that much about you, you worthless nigger.

Why did I spend the press conference expecting the trucks to transform, upon Trump's command, into giant warrior robots?

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>There are lots of people who replace human contact and children with pets
this is disturbing. human contact doesn't need to be replaced, it just needs to be removed

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This is what happens when people rely on the government too much. I always maintain an emergency savings account. I never touch it unless I need to.

you’re comic relief more than anything.

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What are you going to spend your reparations money on?

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Cool but why?

it's gonna open 1st May

Luke, you say you dont consume drugs anymore, and then here you are posting non sense all over here scaring the hell out of everyone

BINGO! Did I win extra trumpbux?

Reminder that gooks and niggers are the real reason why Texas is flipping

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HOW PUTIN PUNKED THE FBI

CAN SOMEBODY POST THE WASHINGTON TIMES
Article i only got 4 articles left and its like halfway through the month.

This site is pretty easy to use. Trump is really missing out by not having a hat avatar maker

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you're right, I need more human contact from my boyfriend

>There are lots of people who replace human contact and children with pets. Unhealthy replacement via pets is terribly degenerate and stupid behaviour that should be struck against.
That's been going on forever. Plutarch wrote about this in his introduction to the Life of Pericles:
> On seeing certain wealthy foreigners in Rome carrying puppies and young monkeys about in their bosoms and fondling them, Caesar asked, we are told, if the women in their country did not bear children, thus in right princely fashion rebuking those who squander on animals that proneness to love and loving affection which is ours by nature, and which is due only to our fellow-men.

Lel it is so legendary with world travelers for being one for their top most alcohol drinken moments I feel compelled to, that or to experience how shitty it is myself.
>Sad! Should've gotten away from both, bad women and politics
I feel like maybe people like him are kind of stuck and isolated and end up in a trap they feel like they can't get out of. Normalfags seem to need support from others. I have always been rooting for you m8, I've prayed you get a good turn in all that but you need to listen to PB a lot and play the aggressive game. You have a much better opportunity than I do with so little drugs, hardcore degenerates, and mostly same race while being free unlike myself.

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REMINDER THAT TARA READE WAS RAPED BY JOE BIDEN

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Got tired of the schizoposting in /cvg/ so I’m over here for a bit. What’s happening today?

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>just because they vote at a 1 percent higher margin than Jews means they're based!

>Muh boomers
Why can't your generation actually make anything?

Make one with Xi

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The DSA commies/marxists want to take Biden down from SEX only.

Sweeping under the carpet neo-nazi infiltration, Biden/burisma encrypted/doped/greenzone style phones (hiding from NSA) and paytoplay rat-lines all the nasty drugs weapons humans organs bioweapons, and things diplomatic immunity gets your ass thru all the checkpoints.

So PEANUT GALLERY SEX

or Dismantle the treason.

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this is a trap unironically

Open it up.

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Why didnt you say spic. Literally invaded 40 million deep....... They vote all blue in Spanish and want to disarm you and open the borders even more then they are now

the suspicion that this thing probably has a dick if it's being plastered on this website greatly saddens me

Voting is only one part of the baleful influence of non-Whites. When it comes to Jews their votes don't matter at all outside of a fee counties, that's not the source of their power over both parties.

>Ooooooh any minute now the spics are all going to vote blue! I can feel it!
Forced meme. Its the gooks from china and the vietniggers migrating from cali that are flipping Texas.

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i consider sunday the sabith. am i wrong? cartoons are saturday

Oh sweet! That's only two more weeks away!

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No I adore this little thing I have with you and other wonderful people. It is just so nice and great.

I'm glad it was recognized, many things never change but the extent and nature of it now is so vile. Far more people have living standards comparable to lords then who could afford such degeneracy. There needs to be comparable reflection and action against such things.

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No, it means that I don't want to hear about any 'minorities' while /ptg/ has literal sandniggers baking ch'allah breads

h-howdy dogo

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> There are lots of people who replace human contact and children with pets
This, it is arguably the true plague of the western world, the rise of "dog moms".

Wanna make sure the motherly instinct of a woman is awaken?
> Put a newborn baby in her arms
That used to be the biggest drive in even the young (of age, for their time, at least) girls, to care for babies of their parents, of their siblings or even babysitting.

I'm not kidding, the smell of a young baby to something to the women's body, something physical. Some are know to fucking lactate when the baby isn't even theirs. The drive to procreate is arguably the strongest instinct in a person and, specially, in a woman that has contact with a baby.
Wanna get your wife in the mood to birth her first one? Easy, get invited to some baby shower and let her play with the newborn.

Then, come dogs. Society taught women that caring for a pet "is almost like being a mother", you have to feed, clean after and love a thing.
> EXCEPT NOT
It is a good companion but it is retarded and lasts 15 years and completely drowns your woman motherly instinct.. Don't get a dog (or a cat) before having your first born, and don't get your daughters dogs after the first one dies.

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Trump announcing the plan to reopen the country at 6PM. G7 leaders stated that they're also planning to either remove funding from the WHO or restructure the organization in light of the mishandling of the coronavirus.

cancer should be treated with radiation before it metastisizes

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right, it's only gooks and niggers turning texas blue little by little, not hispanics which are almost 40 percent of the state

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>intentionally spreading conspiracy theories
OH NO NO NO NO
It literally came from a former Israeli agent who spread it to Dailymail

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True tho. Christcucks always attributing people's hard work to THEIR Jew god.

If you were actually scared of me, you wouldn't be talking all that shit to me my nigga. Stop talking shit to me my nigga, I fucked my Dick my nigga!! Nigga you scared, I sucked my Dick nigga! I thought you knew ill suck your fuck nigga!!

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Oh and identity is a lesser thing to have here, really. It's a great place because no need for identity.

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>when the government makes a policy that harms a business it must reimburse that business
yeah no that is a godawful policy, imagine the fucking charges globalized/outsourced companies would be putting on the government for tariffs, for limiting the labor pool with immigration laws, for regulating products (up to and including pharmaceuticals, cars, soibeans, steel, etc.), for any trade laws, etc. etc.
the government does not bail businesses out by trying to right a wrong, it does so out of a concern for its own security and stability. the government doesn't give a shit if a policy it enacts puts a particular business in ohio out of business. it does care if an entire sector of critical industry gets downsized or enough jobs are lost that internal instability develops

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It's splitting the #metoo people.

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He fails at being comic relief as he fails at getting a gf and making political predictions.

Venti's immediate future

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>why don't you blame the spics
Because they rarely vote in large enough numbers to make a difference in Texas. If you look at whos flipping the counties you will find its always due to a recent influx of niggers from the north and gooks from the west.

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unfortunately no dick on this one

only real suggestion i got was
last night. anything else?

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>"dog moms"
Acknowledging the term itself is fucking vile and awful, I can't tolerate who disgusting it is in any context.

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#BelieveSomeWomen

can you translate that from retarded onions cuck to english

do not remove my corona bio suit filthy humans

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>Its the gooks from china and the vietniggers migrating from cali
right, those groups made the absolute majority of recent immigrants in texas, not hispanics which are almost 40 percent of the state, and vote overwhelmingly blue at the federal level

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>>putin punked FBI
SOURCE OF STORY: James Comey

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What's your thoughts on this portobro.
Are these governors going to drive us into a depression?

Biden is fucked

I know a few cops in Vegas. The oogas are all getting uppity. It turns out they can't cook for shit but they hoard all the baking supplies. There is a video floating around of one accusing the burbs of hoarding all the food. Buddies say that a ton of food is getting thrown away in the hood because of their shit baking skills. Niggers expect free cooked hot meals delivered right to their door.

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learn to read better, hick

what and when was texas' peak white population percentage

I fucking love blondes! Idk if she is a tranny or not bro, but I sucked my Dick nigga!!!

There I was driving in my limo after my rock concert when I ran out of alcohol... So I stopped into this little gay bar... Then lady gaga came out and sang me a song... Then she punched a guy in the face... So I took her to the grocery store and bought her peas to put on her hand... Then she sang to me again in the parking lot and I fingered her and took her home. The next day, I sent one of my limo drivers to pick her up and take her to my concert. Then we sang at my concert and I fucked her in my hotel that night... Then, we ended up getting married and I hung myself with a belt because some prick record exec was talking trash..

Or did I?

Maybe Hillary Clinton and Will Smith had something to do with it??

My name is Bradley Cooper and this is my story.

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how is it not in the best interest of the government to keep businesses open?

Howdy

nigger its bunch faggot metahhpors out ass cuz hes nigger faggot who cant speak the fucken truth.

Gooks and niggers are the only ones that vote. Funny that you're only showing graphs of population and not on the percentage that each race votes

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democrat governors are extending lockdowns

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Yes, you are wrong. The Sabbath is on Saturday, and the Lord's Day is on Sunday, which is why you only work the other five days of the week. This is easier to understand in a Christian language like modern Greek:
> Κυριακή (Lord's day) = Sunday
> Δευτέρα (second day) = Monday
> Τρίτη (third day) = Tuesday
> Τετάρτη (fourth day) = Wednesday
> Πέμπτη (fifth day) = Thursday
> Παρασκευή (preparation day) = Friday
> Σάββατο (Sabbath) = Saturday

Imagine my shark

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I hope NYC gets hit harder just because he said that.

fuck blue states they can all go bankrupt

Kys

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the virus is raging out of control

Functionally the same thing as replacing kids with pets

subways and elevators

no shit
>*coughs into hand*
>*slides it across hand rails*

It's unfortunate that you are probably talking to one of many degenerate shitskins/nonwhites or even unlikely a cuckold who is fine with white genocide. The amount of these "people" that come here is staggering.

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nyc is already begging for more gibs even as they're flaunting trump's desire to open up again

>look at this population graph
lmao that doesn't equal to them voting. Spics are called a "sleeping giant" for a reason

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We're going to need something bigger than corona-chan.

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How is this surprising

>Lel it is so legendary with world travelers for being one for their top most alcohol drinken moments I feel compelled to, that or to experience how shitty it is myself.
It'd be the latter! Very "low class" and crass situation

>I feel like maybe people like him are kind of stuck and isolated and end up in a trap they feel like they can't get out of. Normalfags seem to need support from others.
Corona definitely exposes that.. Unfortunately, the girl is also a bit like me in a lot of ways, so she hasn't been that lonely either. Meaning I can't exploit that! Damn!

> You have a much better opportunity than I do with so little drugs, hardcore degenerates, and mostly same race while being free unlike myself.
Yes, but most Finns have the autism issue. Which prevents all romance

He's shitting on Colbert, dummy

gee would you look at that, Harris County too
why are you so keen on disputing the fact that hispanics vote overwhelmingly democratic at the state and federal levels? and they're the ones slowly turning texas blue?

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my love for you is like a truck
berserker
would you like some making fuck
berserker

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It's getting kinda embarrassing in here, ngl. When will we ban non-Americans?

because taking on the burden of all losses right now is an absurd scale and not addressing the problem. if the government wants to prevent businesses from taking losses, it shouldn't be handing them money, it should be changing the policy it has that is giving them losses
the money the government is spending now is taken out of the national debt, a cost that will be shouldered by everyone in the country for a long time, and the higher the debt is and grows the heavier that burden is
even if you believed the debt was meaningless (it's not) and that handing money out like that isn't a really stupid monetary and fiscal policy (it is), you have to recognize that *at the very best* this policy is completely worthless because as long as the shutdowns remain, no amount of cash injections will make economics happen when people aren't buying and selling things

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punitive action

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Red states aren't going to open either.

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>Acknowledging the term itself is fucking vile and awful
Yeah, there really needs to be a pushback against anyone who degrades the honor of motherhood. A mother is a woman who has a child, not a thot who has a dog. Motherhood needs to be held as an honorable title, not an obstacle to career or travel dreams.

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>introducing a new character this late in the current season
disgusting

Well it happened again, this time I looked outside. The idiot across the street was banging a pot with his designated spoon, Oh maybe he is the only one. No the ppl down the street were from what I could see & the next door neighbour was too. It's every week now & the gov have extended it for 3 more weeks, 3 more weeks of CLAP FOR R NHS.

where is my trump bux. neets need to stimulate the economy

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I dont know what to believe regarding demographics now. In the census im considered white, and I know im not white

My meme job is based in NYC and I’ve had 3 coworkers die

I’m never going back to work it seems