/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3248 - CCP Virus Editions

'cause we do it for free, take it very seriously and are very proud of it. It's something these "people" will never do.

>he didn't invest in onions

absolute onion

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I'm not the son my parents wanted, plain and simple. Pretty sure my mother wanted a daughter. And I was an intellectual, an aberration in the eyes of my construction working father. I didn't want to play rough with other kids, I got sad when people did mean things to me instead of getting angry, I preferred cuddling to fighting, reading to sports, video games to socializing. When I visited them for a while I had to endure them watching the Big Bang Theory and knowing they thought I acted like the faggots on that show. And I have a gnawing feeling that when they die, I won't see a dime of the inheritance. A last confirmation that they didn't love me.

And people wonder why I'm bitter.

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Can you put this in room temperature IQ for me please?
i'll give you a midna

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Post yfw Brazil keeps climbing the Corona Ranking

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27117672

Trump is declaring war on China. B-52s already on route to Beijing.

I feel like /cvg/#666 was a week ago

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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国

REMINDER
>REMINDER

Mutating more rapidly than the flu

nextstrain.org/ncov/global
>Showing 3965 of 3965 genomes sampled between Dec 2019 and Apr 2020.

FLU
nextstrain.org/flu/seasonal/h3n2/ha/2y
>Showing 2147 of 2147 genomes sampled between Dec 2013 and Mar 2020.

I always eat 2 burgers, what now?

It's like strapping a HIV-based heat seeking missile system to a virus that gives you chest and nervous damage to target ACE2 receptors

Copying from last thread:

They were using an HIV pseudovirus to help a zoonotic virus that could not infect humans without mutating infectious to humans. It doesn't give you AIDS, the pseudovirus is an empty virus, but has ability to attach to cells. Think of a bomb that you can load with any viral or gene payload.

I prefer cuddling too. :3

What's up niggers?

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Fells like 2 weeks since cvg 100

The lab theorized to have released chink aids was messing with combining bat coronaviruses and HIV. Basically the airborne aids theory might hold some water

Post yfw we're now in a worldwide China rekt thread

These are the true defenders of freedom. Fighting for our economy. Say something nice about them.

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It all depends if people keep distance and if the governments calls for everyone to wear masks as mandatory.
We have this 2+2 rule. Max 2 people group and 2 m distance. Family members can extend to 3 or 4 people. However I still see sometimes from window of a group of 3 or 4 people. And the usual suspects are young people.
Gonna later drop a small shopping guide story that our newspaper posted it few days ago.

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I loved that edition, it was amazing.

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White and gold

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 654,343 (33,490) #2 Spain 182,816 (19,130) #3 Italy 168,941 (22,170) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 135,663 (3,867) #6 United Kingdom 103,093 (13,729) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 77,995 (4,869) #9 Turkey 74,193 (1,643) #10 Belgium 34,809 (4,857) #11 Netherlands 29,214 (3,315) #12 Brazil 29,214 (1,769) #13 Canada 28,923 (1,048) #14 Russia 27,938 (232) #15 Switzerland 26,732 (1,281) #16 Portugal 18,841 (629) #17 Austria 14,474 (393) #18 India 12,759 (423) #19 Israel 12,591 (140) #20 Ireland 12,547 (444) #21 Sweden 12,540 (1,333) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Chile 8,807 (105) #25 Japan 8,626 (178) #26 Ecuador 8,225 (403) #27 Poland 7,918 (314) #28 Romania 7,707 (392) #29 Pakistan 6,919 (128) #30 Denmark 6,879 (321) #31 Norway 6,848 (152) #32 Australia 6,468 (63) #33 Saudi Arabia 6,380 (83) #34 Czech Republic 6,359 (169) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,617 (+861) #2 Russia +3,448 (+34) #3 United States +2,410 (+112) #4 Spain +2,157 (+318) #5 Iran +1,606 (+92) #6 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #7 Netherlands +1,061 (+181) #8 Germany +796 (+46) #9 Portugal +750 (+30) #10 Sweden +613 (+130) #11 Brazil +555 (+7) #12 Pakistan +536 (+17) #13 Saudi Arabia +518 (+4) #14 Romania +491 (+20) #15 Belarus +476 (+4) #16 Mexico +448 (+43) #17 Serbia +445 (+4) #18 Ukraine +397 (+8) #19 Switzerland +396 (+30) #20 India +389 (+1) #21 Indonesia +380 (+27) #22 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #23 Morocco +227 (+1) #24 Philippines +207 (+13) #25 Denmark +198 (+12) #26 Poland +189 (+6) #27 Dominican Republic +141 (+7) #28 Finland +132 (+3) #29 Slovakia +114 (+2) #30 Malaysia +110 (+1) #31 Macedonia +107 (+1) #32 Moldova +105 (+7) #33 Israel +90 (+10) #34 Hungary +73 (+8) #35 Kazakhstan +67 (+1)…

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>this fucking black and white dress again
oh come on nigger, you can post better shit

Im rather unconvinced by something bragging about being tamper proof.

So close to

Meant as a reply to

How long until we can LARP as STALKERS?

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It's other way around user. Reality does what we wanted it to do.

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So redpill me on the viral load theory, is it a meme or is it true?

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So... Corona Chan is not doing AIDS, as it is to lethal for the T cells?
I hope Corona chan gets less lethal, as every virus...

>The average monthly deaths in Guayas are around 2000

>6700 people died only the first 15 days of April in that province

>Gonna later drop a small shopping guide story that our newspaper posted it few days ago.
Thanks Eestibro, Poland got the same 2+2 rule.

Is it time to purchase a new gun? I feel the hordes are growing in strength.

nm

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Fuck 'em. Bunch of mouth breathing barely sentient cretins.

something nice about them.

I need my ABEYENZ

so my professor (whos class i dropped) was found out to be infected today with le boomer remover and had a really mild case dating as far back as early march before lockdowns were put up, he initially said he was very sick with the flu before coming back to work then worsening mid march (after shutdown) and apparently again today. I guess Im trying to look for other anecdotal data to see how bad other people have had it and if it looks like my old teacher might have some hope or not.
Been lurking since early january so im thinking hes gonna get encephalitis soon

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Russia top 3 in deaths.

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Two anons geting 666 in thread #666 was wild

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Hey~ :3

I've got to go for a while but I just wanted to let you know one thing, okay?

You know what that is, right? ȌωȌ

*huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

That you are SUPER DUPER important!

*wuggles* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

And super warm...

Be safe, okay? ^ω^

Take care of yourself! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

I'll see you soon!! (´°ω°｀)

-Sadly boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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Here's something better

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Because we ask questions and we don't believe the guberments.

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>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>no anomalies
pretty shitty desu

If I have to see that yellow dress ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M GONNA FREAK THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO STAY HOME I WANT TO DIE FOR MR SHEKELBERG

The Boogaloo is coming.... and it's a good thing :)
zerohedge.com/political/german-lawyer-who-criticized-lockdown-arrested-taken-psych-ward

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Praise be to the Frog God

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I'm going to find you and I'm going to hurt you, bitch.

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Here the COVID-19 cure right here. Use your TrumpBux wisely. Buy the stock.

US Patent No. 9,216,386

apnews.com/ACCESSWIRE/2fe2f1f9c52a935e858717c5c3cb0400

U.S. Patent No. 8,758,287

apnews.com/11a0028f9e5e69a0cda49b165feefe03

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>"suddenly" starts spinning clockwise on it's left leg after the ~20th spin
get newer brainfuck material, bong

KILL GRANDMA FOR THE GDP

BLOOD FOR THE MARKET GOD

Hi fren

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we /2015/ now

STORMTARDS BLOCKADE A HOSPITAL

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What about it? They used a HIV like virus to infect cells with ACE2 receptors to avoid immune response so they could see the effects of the coronaviruses.

I miss Gary.

>he can't change at will
smdh

FRANCE UP 17K
WHAT THE FUCK

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sina russki bros

Come back soon booper.

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Where are all these new cases coming from in countries that have been locked down for weeks? This is bullshit.

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>However I still see sometimes from window of a group of 3 or 4 people. And the usual suspects are young people.

Why don't you call the cops on them you faggot Karen because they're not pussy ass boomers like you scared of a nothingburger

twitter.com/Jscott1145/status/1250827790276009984

Most recent version I have to share

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I'm so bored. Why is this happening so slow?

Holy shit the rest of the board is a bunch of bluepilled faggots with their heads in the sand. Imagine STILL being a nothingburger when all the evidence points to the contrary.

Fookin HELL IS IT ACTUALLY?

can anyone make an argument how this whole situation isn't actually a wonderful thing to happen to the world?
Some people died, but not too many, some people got sick, but not too many. And in return.
>reevaluating the value of our fascist government
>low wagies are getting seen as paragons
>banks are being told to go stuff it
>redistribution of wealth
>healthcare ousted even further as a scam
>social security benefits are getting that can kicked down the road further (less payouts)
>unemployment benefits going up
>taxes unchanged

Honestly this all seems pretty fucking great.

Here
I fixed the burn-out

Most likely people who go out for walks or grocery stores to 'socialize'? Idk

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NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=1kOthv-6Qr8

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS.
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

But h'why?

More to do with the fact they keep refusing its engineered. Also helps explain why it seems to infect every animal that gets exposed to it

People die in shock and fear of this ñothingbürger, you still not feeling guilty for spreading fear?

And now with the actual picture

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>they fixed it on the stream
well shit, france still has to report their cases in today

What about the red blood cells losing their ability to transport oxygen?

lmao what an embarrassment, civnat cucks are so cringe

oh look another shill changing his flag again.

Yeah, the media loves to rapidly toss all conspiracies in the same bucket as lizard people and flat earthers, and the 5G/corona threads are either a troll or just another attempt to muddle up info.

Man can you believe Twilight Princess came out 14 years ago? Feels like yesterday.

Righteous revenge on the boomers for this whole debacle

We won't kill you, but we don't have to save you

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Lmao politicians literally say if the kids are infecting their parents or grandparents and one of them may die or gets in very criticial conditions that you "just have to deal with it" and should talk to the school psychologist.

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Based frogpeople going HERD mode

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Just reporting deaths from Easter?

Because their Jews leader said so.

Gonna need your source mate holy fuck

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That does not explain the thousands of cases a day. People are having barely any contact. It better be a lag in testing results coming back or something.

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b-b-b-but muh raoult!

Update
>+1016 new cases and 20 deaths in Peru
>+1016 new cases and 20 deaths in Peru

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How exactly?
>worldwide deaths plateaued
>kills no one unless they are a boomer with underlying health conditions

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>LET ME GO BACK TO WORK I NEED TO WORK IM NOTHING WITHOUT WORK GIVE ME WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WOOOOOORRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I can’t imagine anything more pathetic than this. Brainless soulless NPCs I swear to fucking god, how is work the ONLY thing in your life? Get a fucking hobby. Not all of us want to martyr ourselves for a fucking paycheck.

>>worldwide deaths plateaued
didn't we get 10k deaths yesterday?

¡OH DIOS MIO NOT EL PERUVERINOS!!

Stay safe fren

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Block a hospital will prevent emergency patients mostly not boomers.

Fucking stupid retard.

>tfw posted on thread 665 and 667 but not 666

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>IF I GIVE MY BLOOD TO DISNEY, WILL THEY REOPEN THE THEME PARKS?

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I'm starting to think the World may collectively just go "fuck it" and just let Corona-Chan run wild. She can't be stopped.

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Toddler writes: Everything it's going to be alright!"
But then adds: "Actually, I don't think it's going to end well. I've wrote it just because my parents and teachers told me to do so"

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Human sacrifice is necessary for the economy, duh

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All the evidence is showing it's a nothingburger moron that's why people are getting pissed

>b-b-but IMPERFECT DISTANCING MODELED

The only thing you spread is fecal matter.

SHILL TO WHAT? EXPOSING THE SCAM?

thanks fren

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IF YOU'RE COLD
THEY'RE COLD
LET THEM INSIDE

>boomers aren't 99% of emergency patients especially during the lockdown

The wordometer website is really screwed.
The guy ho updates the french list can't read french for shit.

Data is compiled by the state here
gouvernement.fr/info-coronavirus/carte-et-donnees

yesterday was 2.6k all cases included. but some retarded kid can't read and added 1.3k and 564 which are the cases reported in homes and special aids home but those are included in the total ( it is stated but some retard can't read)

the google map on the other hand is well synchronized with the actual numbers.

wtf?? Did they just add deaths to the previous days? I dont remember as many.

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JFC

"wow look at me being a big fucking faggot posting aliens and shit."

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ebin

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>Tfw kids understand this shit better than most adults

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all the evidence showing it is airborn aids, but a faggot like you would think aids is nothing

>hospitals stop admitting you unless you're an extremely serious case that will be dead in 24 hours
oh wow the hospitals have some vacancy all of a sudden! how weird!

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yo wtf

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santepubliquefrance.fr/maladies-et-traumatismes/maladies-et-infections-respiratoires/infection-a-coronavirus/articles/infection-au-nouveau-coronavirus-sars-cov-2-covid-19-france-et-monde

This is what worldometer uses

Hope it's you faggot after a beaner t-bones your car.

Thanks lad, knew something was up when worldometers wasn't updated but the stream was