/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3247 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,128,751 (+42,320) ► Died: 142,651 (+4,032) ► Day: 98 (-09:09:14)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 7.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,958 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NOTE
New York adds 3778 unreported deaths, still not on Worldometers
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Catalonia adds 3341 unreported deaths, still not on BNO or Worldometers
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>NEWS
Japan declares nationwide state of emergency
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Due to reinfections, South Korea now tracks "recovered" patients
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Lithuania reports 9 cases of reinfection
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Face masks might be the new normal, says Reuters
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>INFO
23 year old football player dies in Iran
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21 year old football coach dies in Spain
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Under 2 year old baby dies in Morocco
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First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
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>REMINDER
China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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Indonesia buries 639 with biohazard protection, official toll only 209
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"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
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Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
09:16: 15 new deaths in Romania
09:08: 1,236 new cases and 417 new deaths in Belgium
09:01: 380 new cases and 27 new deaths in Indonesia
08:47: 341 new cases and 10 new deaths in Bangladesh
08:44: 56 new cases and 1 new death in Afghanistan
08:39: 73 new cases and 17 new deaths in Austria

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>2128751 infected
>142651 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Do we have somewhere an overview about health issues of those recovered (or "recovered")? I see isolated studies and reports, but does an overview exist?

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TEXAS BASED. ACCELERATE THE VIRUS

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CORONACHAN IS MUTATING

MUTATION THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=fshgWIpcPeE

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I made an attempt
rate

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CAHM ON ENGURLAND

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Philippines is continuing the accelerate the virus.
Good fucking riddance this country is the niggers of Asia I'd like to see it burn in hell.

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SAUCE

Do you guys think CO will go into complete lockdown? Getting real tired of working 60hr weeks. I just want to be comfie for a few weeks, maybe a month. I'm tired...

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qt

foxnews.com/science/mutation-strain-from-india-could-kill-current-research-efforts-for-coronavirus-vaccine-report

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Autists, look into what happened in India in the last 20 years when Bill Gates gained control of their vaccine programme.

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I'm thinking of exterminating all the cats that roam around my neighborhood.

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>Be UK
>Strong and stable
>Leaves the EU
>Still has to import Romanians with a charter plane just to take care of your own agriculture

I thought Brits will import pakis now to help them out. WTF?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8219645/Plane-Romanian-fruit-pickers-land-Stansted-tomorrow-farm-labourer-vacancies.html

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Stop posting memes. This isn't funny at all.
This is serious. We're all gonna die!

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looks traced desu
otherwise it's alright

LOL...ohh now the nimrods in the media are interested in this Wuhan BSL lab? International media crucified Francis Boyle in January for pointing out that Chinese Doctors stole HIV and SARS virus samples from a Winnipeg BSL Lab last summer and somehow managed to bring the stolen samples to Wuhan's BSL lab. How did he know this, because he's an expert in biological warfare and happens to be better plugged into the network of creepy scientists who traverse this planet peddling their death skills. This was never conspiracy talk, CNN and the CBC just wanted people to not panic. What other explanation do you really need? A Harvard trained Law Professor who just happens to be an author of the US BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS ANTI-TERRORISM ACT OF 1989 speaking his perspective on the fact that China has already been found inept and careless with dangerous virus dating back to the 1970's? Oh ya he's a total nut job. And the BSL labs around the world are capable of leaks or accidents eh? Our own country is complicit in this accident or is it really and accident? Look at all the power the Canadian government and provinces have just sucked away from us? Is that conspiracy talk or just a reality that weak knee cowards have to wake up to on the flipside of the deadliest virus (lol) to ever plague our planet....que in The Übermensch ; Of all that is written I love only what a man has written in his own blood.

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OK Boomer.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 653,751 (33,434) #2 Spain 182,816 (19,130) #3 Italy 168,941 (22,170) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 135,663 (3,867) #6 United Kingdom 103,093 (13,729) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 77,995 (4,869) #9 Turkey 74,193 (1,643) #10 Belgium 34,809 (4,857) #11 Netherlands 29,214 (3,315) #12 Brazil 29,165 (1,764) #13 Canada 28,923 (1,048) #14 Russia 27,938 (232) #15 Switzerland 26,732 (1,281) #16 Portugal 18,841 (629) #17 Austria 14,462 (393) #18 India 12,759 (423) #19 Israel 12,591 (140) #20 Ireland 12,547 (444) #21 Sweden 12,540 (1,333) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Chile 8,807 (105) #25 Japan 8,626 (178) #26 Ecuador 8,225 (403) #27 Poland 7,918 (314) #28 Romania 7,707 (392) #29 Pakistan 6,919 (128) #30 Denmark 6,879 (321) #31 Norway 6,848 (152) #32 Australia 6,468 (63) #33 Saudi Arabia 6,380 (83) #34 Czech Republic 6,359 (169) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,617 (+861) #2 Russia +3,448 (+34) #3 United States +2,410 (+112) #4 Spain +2,157 (+318) #5 Iran +1,606 (+92) #6 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #7 Netherlands +1,061 (+181) #8 Germany +796 (+46) #9 Portugal +750 (+30) #10 Sweden +613 (+130) #11 Brazil +555 (+7) #12 Pakistan +536 (+17) #13 Saudi Arabia +518 (+4) #14 Romania +491 (+20) #15 Belarus +476 (+4) #16 Mexico +448 (+43) #17 Serbia +445 (+4) #18 Ukraine +397 (+8) #19 Switzerland +396 (+30) #20 India +389 (+1) #21 Indonesia +380 (+27) #22 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #23 Morocco +227 (+1) #24 Philippines +207 (+13) #25 Denmark +198 (+12) #26 Poland +189 (+6) #27 Dominican Republic +141 (+7) #28 Finland +132 (+3) #29 Slovakia +114 (+2) #30 Malaysia +110 (+1) #31 Macedonia +107 (+1) #32 Moldova +105 (+7) #33 Israel +90 (+10) #34 Hungary +73 (+8) #35 Kazakhstan +67 (+1)…

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Goowd Morning~! :3

I hope you slept, well!

Because it's important! ȌωȌ

Just like you are! ^ω^

Now we need some hugs to start!

*huggles* (^▽^(^▽^*)

And wuv!

*wuggles* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ノ

Mmm... so warm and comfy...

So take care of yourself, okay?! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

I can't lose you! (´°ω°`)


-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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film yourself doing it so more fags on Yas Forums have content to post

Maybe you can die

It's going to be a total shitfest here. Just fucking wonderful kumpadre.

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I hope so. Chek em'

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Based czechbros.

google.com/amp/s/usf.news/europe/croatia/loyal-czech-tourists-willing-to-come-to-croatia-for-holidays-despite-epidemic-daily/?amp

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Love how there isn’t a single mention of the nearly 1 million people who haven’t died from the virus in this post.
>BUT THIS ONE GUY YOUNG GUY DIED. TRUST ME HE WE HEALTHY HE WAS A SOCCER COACH
>THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE RECOVERING DONT MEAN ANYTHING YOU NEED TO PANIC

With "exterminating" you mean eating, Chang?

so do we have any concrete information about the different strains that have been identified? It seems like some strains are more severe, attack different parts of the body, etc.

Wow stupid

or this?

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Why rising sun background though? We're talking about communist china, not WWII japan

Look what happened in India when you enslaved then

IM NORTHERN IRISH
Covid-19 is no more severe than the flu.
You're all retards and shills.
How did Yas Forums fall so low.

There it is

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One day.

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Nice.

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No, I'm afraid of strays with the virus.

I knew I should've bought a black market gun when I had the chance. I'd be shooting at anyone who dares raid the house I live in

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Japan is in China retard

Shut the fuck up Mohammad

Yikes

not bad

BASED RETARD

Cute.

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When do the aliens come?

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仕方ないね

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Based

what should I invest in lads?
should I go all in and hail mary?

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I'M NORTHERN IRISH
I'M A VICTIM OF IMPERIALISM
Now look into the fucking programme.
I"M NORTH-Oh just fuck off

>finished I Am a Hero
what apocalyptic mango should i read next bros?

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So walls work?

Link? I wanna read all the assblasted Gen X republicans losing their minds over RESTARTING THE ECONOMY

They're already here my dude.

Hey boop poster, glad to see your still here.

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Don't lord over me with your geography knowledge. Do you think you're better than me?

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Where boop poster at?

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yes you are right
spread the love outside
hug a chinese

>GDP is dropping 20% and we are all fine

How will Zogs defend the chase for infinite gdp growth and wageslaving now

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mfw I successfully meme Mike Tyson's corona death

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Based

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Coronavirus MUTATES after mixing with poo and curry

It really sucks how bored he got near the end the story had no real ending about the aliens or super zombie structures.

Any Coronas from yesterday?

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Remina

Who do you think started all this shit ?

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Those are some based design choices.

Not in 2020 darling. They stopped working in around 1945.

Build it around your house and you will be good

shortly after the nukes start to fly, right now it's looking like July or August maybe, unless some kind of meteorite shower or magnetic pole shift occurs

at least 3 more weeks of lockdown here

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Based boop poster.

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I wish I was a child so I could encounter her.

We will reach a point that this gooberment can no longer enforce the law and the seaniggers here will starve and begin to chimpout. Stay sharp fellow flip. My area here is like Wuhan, every day there's a nigger that gets infected because they can't fucking follow a simple instruction of having a basic hygiene and staying at home.

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I've got one that can ̶s̶e̶e̶ banter

Can someone add this link to the OP?
>outline.com/nXPKJD
From the Economist, the excess mortality rates in several European countries indicate that the death toll from corona-chan might be double official numbers.

> be a retard
> been infected for maybe a week
> it's a nothingburger
> two weeks later retards like this flood hospitals with "muh can't breathe, I'm dying"

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yeah sure, as if TSF-san would ever write something like this

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Steady on, shitskins are disgusting for a million other reasons.

Tezos or Bitcoin. hold for 1 year.

>im northern irish
No buddy you're a fucking disgusting brit living in an illegally occupied land.

Corona must form zombies from her infected subjects. She needs to do it now.

Still no delayed killing spree :(

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There are no aliens, user, we're all alone.

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>1945

Pretty sure it goes back to 17th century. Towards end of 19th century cities even started tearing down walls cause they were useless and they needed to expand the cities

>Spanish social service residences have suffered at least 11,600 coronavirus deaths
english.elpais.com/society/2020-04-16/spanish-social-service-residences-have-seen-at-least-11600-coronavirus-deaths.html

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A plastic Paddy has appeared

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