TEXAS IS GONNA BE NEW YORK 2.0
TEXAS ON CORONA CHAN'S SIDE
John Diaz
Jace Gomez
That invalid sock puppet better open it up soon.
Nicholas Cooper
Huge retard
John Morgan
wonder how many italians live in texas
>must be alot
Ryan Perry
Not many
Benjamin Hughes
Thank God I hate this Hispanic shithole.
Chase Torres
HAHAHAHA
Julian Morris
What's the issue? That chink flu only kills scraggly yanks. I ain't afraid.
Jacob Rodriguez
Texas is going to reopen, it’s going to go fine, and eventually force these blue state dictators to reopen.
Ian Smith
God Bless Texas! We need FEWER tests. This corona virus is a scam and gov abbot knows it.
Levi Young
Just lock down Houston and problem solved. Niggers, not even once. Theres almost no cases in the other less nigrified cities.
Evan Brown
THIS IS NOW A /tex/pol thread!
ALL TEXANS REPORT IN!
>GRUB
>DRINK
>COUNTY
>GUNS
>CURRENT QUARANTINE STATUS LOCALLY
Houston ain't looking too hot partner. They just hit 4K cases and topped Cotton Hill's kill count.
Joseph Garcia
I live 30 miles outside of Austin. Our county has like 30 cases and we technically have a "lock down" but everything is fine and normal apart from people wearing masks and certain places being closed.
This shit was overhyped to begin with. We aren't gonna be the next NY we're too based and ya'll are too gay.
Also Houston can fuck off. Not a huge fan of Abbott but he's usually right on the big stuff like this.
Joseph Harris
>the peak will be here in 2 weeks
These fucking commies have been saying that for 3 months. Just open shit back up already.
Ian Rivera
Texas resident with Italian heritage checking in. It was nice knowing y'all.
Christian Foster
San Antonio fag here. It's pretty fucking bad here. Last reported was around 900 cases and expected to already hit 1K soon.
Asher Brown
>A state with the most open space second to only Alaska is going to be like New York
Brody Anderson
I have a friend in SA who works for Housing & Urban Development and he said he's chillin. He wants shit to open back up. How many dead do you have? We only have 1 - I think that number is more important.
Sebastian Nguyen
No it won't be, nothing will be like NYC. In all the other states people drive cars, in NYC people take the train or the bus.
Brandon White
soon, you nigglet
Anthony Jones
I love in Texas and work in the ghetto. Let me tell you, user. These niggers and spics are all going to die
Angel Davis
We're at 37 dead so far. It's been okay for death rate. We're expected to hit peak around late April or May. They project if we keep the lockdown we can estimate at around 30K by mid August but if we lift it it'll go to the 100K
Thomas Morales
>believing models
Faggot
Ethan Bell
>TEXAS IS GONNA BE NEW YORK 2.0
Or they're going to open things back up, nothing happens and this scam virus gets exposed.
Isaac Cooper
Austin has more cases than SA but fewer deaths. It's likely your fat mexican town is underreporting.
Logan Peterson
Probably. Then again we a dem for a mayor so he'll probably keep the lockdown and try to ignore Abbot who knows. I just want this to end already
Gabriel Brown
actually it kills lards more than anyone, and everything's bigger in texas, you would know tubby
>hey cmon be nice... i'm a based ameribro you can't do this to me
oink
>NOOO COME ON STOP MAKING FUN OF US BASED TEXBROS COME ONNNNN THAT'S JUST WRONG
*squeal*
>STOP IT ALREAADDYYY OINK
Ethan Lewis
Same lol
Hunter Parker
>THIS IS NOW A /tex/pol thread!
>ALL TEXANS REPORT IN!
'porting
>>GRUB
Got lots
>>DRINK
Shiner Bock
>>COUNTY
Collin
>>GUNS
Miss me with that question, glowie
>>CURRENT QUARANTINE STATUS LOCALLY
It's alright
>Houston ain't looking too hot partner. They just hit 4K cases and topped Cotton Hill's kill count.
Lol Houston. I was hoping that flood y'all had woulda cleaned up that shit hole.
Luis Barnes
In Austin. Got tested. Came back not showing corona... but pretty sure i have fucking corona.
Lincoln Taylor
YES DIE SPICS DIE
Gabriel Martin
Williamson county 'portan fer duty.
>Chow
Top quality steaks only
>Drink
Bourbon
>Guns
Happy but they haven't eaten in a while
>Quarantine status
Faggots locked everything down but no one's really listening.
>But m-muh Houston
Fuck that shithole
Daniel Ross
Reopen? Everyone except bars is considered essential workers here only dumb useless soccer moms and turbo sluts are the ones outta work. What part of Texas was put on hold?
Adam Russell
I had to go to Houston in february, was uncontrollably hacking up phlegm for weeks. Pretty sure I had it. Not good, not terrible. Been sicker than that shit before.
Elijah Williams
Hey, faggot: FLUVID-19 is a Psyop.
Hunter Morris
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>>But m-muh Houston
>Fuck that shithole
Cheers.
Nicholas Sanchez
>GRUB
takeout bbq from the comfy family-owned place down the street. i didn't even want bbq today but I also don't want them to go out of business.
>DRINK
topo
>COUNTY
travis
>GUNS
glock 45 (ccw), s&w m&p 22lr (for plinking), beretta a400 xcel (for trap shooting)
>CURRENT QUARANTINE STATUS LOCALLY
cucked mandatory facemasks in public. until they announced this, less than half of people were wearing them.
Last question, who gives a flying fuck about cases now? Texas projected "peak" is going to use a whopping 9% of our hospital bed capacity. The hospitals aren't overwhelmed, was this not the entire point of shutting down the economy? Let people who aren't significantly at risk go out and catch the coof at our own fucking risk, for god's sake.