NEET KING here. How do I get back into the workforce once this crisis is over?
NEET KING here. How do I get back into the workforce once this crisis is over?
Liam Walker
Ryder Green
There's plenty of vacant job opening awaiting you. And as always, you can learn to code. We need computer scientists like never before.
Sebastian Young
The question isnt how, but why - why would you want to go back now that you know it was all pointless and not required.
Zachary Perry
I know a bit about coding but I always got the impression that places here only here if u have an ausbildung or a degree in anything CS related. Germans are fags this way.
Robert Ortiz
>CS
No one pays for you to play counter strike.
James Foster
>No one pays for you to play counter strike.
my mom does nigger
Austin Phillips
Yeah, we have a boner for certificates. You don't have your piece of paper? Well fuck you then, mate. Truth be told, if you have some Github projects online and they don't suck dick, you have solid chances. It's not like they can be picky right now, just don't go down the "I'm only working if I get paid 75k" route.
Dylan Martin
you can start as hooker and maybe one day you will become a pimp
Colton Ross
How are you gonna compete with the people that lost their job due to this?
Anthony Brooks
I am in the same position as you. Became a Go-Getter months ago, decided to get a job and a pendemic kicks in. Funny.
Connor Jackson
Take the job of some dead boomer.
I was about to get my teacher certification, there's gonna be a huge lack of teachers in my country because they were all old fucks.
Cha Ching.
Joshua King
old loser here, I have decided to start school again and work IT while doing it. Computers are the future.
Hunter Myers
Fake your resume and buy a burner phone so you can be your own reference
Nicholas Morris
i may actually do this lol
Benjamin Evans
can you do this?
is it legal?
Christopher Taylor
>How do I get back into the workforce once this crisis is over?
Your state will help you .
Because refugees paychecks won't pay for themselves. But your taxes will.
Ethan Evans
why not just ask some friends to lie for you?
Grayson Long
So.... get paid to stay home?
Evan Collins
i wouldn't mind continuing to wfh with the same productivity expectations but we have to go back to the office at the end of the month
Jason Murphy
Is it legal to advertise starting wages “from 14-30$/hour” and only pay everyone 14?
Cameron Hughes
i knew a nigger in high school whose main ambition in life was getting norwegian citizenship from his white mother's white norwegian boyfriend to collect neetbux
i called him a lazy stereotypical nigger
now i realize that he was right
working is for faggots
also how do i get norwegian citizenship lads?
Evan Nguyen
Who cares employers are too lazy to check most of the time.just remember to set up a voicemail on the burner phone as whoever you are impersonating.
Jaxon James
Manual labour on a construction site. I don't think you need a certificate for that over there. Maybe you need one for the skilled trades but I think you might be allowed to work as an apprentice or helper. You get some sun and exercise for free.
Hudson Cox
you don't.
Why would you want any wagecucking in your life. If you're NEET KING, then hold on to your throne.
Austin Rivera
>friends
Newfag
Jacob Martinez
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Tyler Lewis
My friends can't lie for shit user. I am a very believable liar be cause I make myself believe in the lie
Zachary Barnes
letter of recommendation
Isaac Edwards
I'm born NEET...I "work" maybe 3-4 hours a week..spend all day smoking bongs, decent 2 story home with a yard/ 2 stall garage...Learn some basic networking/PC troubleshooting, then look into selling RMM contracts to businesses and then thank me later..
Cooper Edwards
>working
user it’s hell why would you wanna work
Jace Hernandez
Try Coffee shops, big corpones that look after you.
I got a job in one after a year of Neetdom.
I get
1:Higher wage than the average office warmer/healthcare person (I hate the UK somtiems)
2:Pension
3:Various bonus schemes
4:Abilty to change my working hours as I need too.
Problem is I was in a store without toilets but that closed so now I am in one with toilets that need cleaning which does suck....
But I would be stupid to leave, part of me wishes they treated me shit so I could justify leaving for a smaller salary.
Its so good people quit and are back within a year.