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but we need to keep it shut down for 12-18 more months, CNN said so or else our ballsacks will collectively explode.

40% of Americans don’t even drink corona. Those were global figures and the majority of them were in Central America. If it was the Budweiser virus it would make more sense.

id have to assume most small businesses failed at this point so theyre all fucked. Hopefully 2/3 of the people furloughed get their jobs back right away soon but DEFINITELY many wont

I’m so fucking ready to start burning bank offices

Most of these are in swing states too

Depends on how much buying power $3.65 an hour provides. Nothing else matters.

Wait. 22 million people have lost their jobs, and their total claims are only 5.25 million dollars? That's roughly 25ct per person. That can't be true.

Go for another 15 million, then they you can start measuring unemployment in units of Canadas. right now US unemployment hit 0.6 Canadas.

What happens when people realize, outside of nursing, dental hygienists, etc, 80% of female jobs are pure bullshit?

the only thing that pisses me off about it is that with all these people at home it diminishes the power of NEET.
it's only with all the saps out there working that the glory of NEETdom really shines through.

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5.2 million people filed for unemployment this week making the total 23m. Not your fault. Journalists dont know how to title their drivel anymore and it always ends up confusing

no, you will still get paid the same.
but small businesses are kill.
big business with replace many jobs with automation instead of paying these dirty sick poor peasants to do a job robots can do.
and even if you still have a job, the dollars will be worthless because of the hyperinflation. BRRR

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>tell businesses to close
>surprised unemployment is up

>22 million lose shitty, low-paying jobs that kept them in poverty for years

nothing of value was lost

22 million jobless so a handful of octogenarians with bad hearts living in nursing homes can live another week. The (((scientists))) and (((politicians))) responsible for this hysterical reaction should be roped.

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Basically they're using this (very real and dangerous) virus to grab as much power as possible. Look at the small business fund which spent about 75% on Walmart sized companies.

Median small business has 15 days of cash on hand. So yeah, anything more complicated than a taco cart is going to have a hard time starting back up.

they will hunt for food with bow and arrow and survive off of the land.

And by hunt for food, he means suck dick for $1 an hour

it was already coming because of automation, the virus just accelerated the process. see:
BRRR

I'd do that for 9k/mo

yes, exactly.

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a few weeks/months ago if someone posted on Yas Forums that the government would be forcefully shutting down all small business I would have laughed

>USA is heavily over reliant on service jobs
>Every governor SHUTS IT DOWN over the chink cough
>Why nobody have job?
Fucking niggers.

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unemployed in america outnumber over twice number of the jews
guys, you can do this

>leftist do thing
>leftists point out something happened because of something they did.
wow shocker, shutting down the economy because some faggots that hold patents on untested drugs want to make money is a bad idea who would have imagined.