/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3244 - CCP Virus Editions

There are no options. Either you try to have some sort of economy or the lower class will revolt over hunger, pandemic be damned.

>Invades Japan and Taiwan

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lol
Okay keep watching TV then
It's HAPPENIIIIIIIING am I right?
cuck

>CCP Virus
just the great coof forward, comrade.

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Do you have a non-ant version?

Do you not know what flatten the curve means?
The plan was always to let it burn through a large amount of the population, just at a rate the medical services can handle so people who could survive with access to hospitals make it
The flatter the curve though, the more taxing it is on the economy

>herd immunity for something that attacks t cells
I thought this meme was over

O Kek,
Master of numerals,
Mysterious patterns,
Coincidences and
Prophecies,

Grant us, mere mortals and fragile beings, complete and utter chaos. Painlessly destroy every single human setting foot on this planet. Leave no one alive.

End all suffering. Now and forever.

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meanwhile
>chinese warships on the see near Japan and Taiwan
>china conducts nuclear tests
>china bans online gaming

This is what chinks wanted. They are preparing, I'm not even joking.

cringe wagie back to the cagie

Don't use a phone you cuck.

>tfw can stay home for another 3 weeks

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SARS-2 patients developed widespread blood clots.
>Blood clots are common in patients who are immobilized, but they seem to be smaller and cause far more severe damage in some Covid-19 patients. Doctors have said they see patients with blood clots forming not only in their lungs, but also in blood vessels. Autopsies have also revealed blood clots in kidneys and other organs, which some experts say suggests an overwhelming immune system response to the virus that inflicts harm on the body.
archive.is/4R1AF

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,823 (28,580) #2 Spain 182,816 (19,130) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 135,383 (3,850) #6 United Kingdom 103,093 (13,729) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 77,995 (4,869) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 34,809 (4,857) #11 Netherlands 29,214 (3,315) #12 Brazil 29,015 (1,760) #13 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #14 Russia 27,938 (232) #15 Switzerland 26,732 (1,269) #16 Portugal 18,841 (629) #17 Austria 14,412 (393) #18 India 12,759 (423) #19 Israel 12,591 (140) #20 Ireland 12,547 (444) #21 Sweden 12,540 (1,333) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,771 (292) #28 Romania 7,707 (392) #29 Pakistan 6,919 (128) #30 Denmark 6,879 (321) #31 Norway 6,798 (150) #32 Australia 6,468 (63) #33 Saudi Arabia 6,380 (83) #34 Czech Republic 6,303 (166) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,617 (+861) #2 Russia +3,448 (+34) #3 Spain +2,157 (+318) #4 Iran +1,606 (+92) #5 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #6 Netherlands +1,061 (+181) #7 Portugal +750 (+30) #8 United States +734 (+51) #9 Germany +630 (+46) #10 Sweden +613 (+130) #11 Pakistan +536 (+17) #12 Saudi Arabia +518 (+4) #13 Romania +491 (+20) #14 Belarus +476 (+4) #15 Mexico +448 (+43) #16 Serbia +445 (+4) #17 Brazil +405 (+3) #18 Ukraine +397 (+8) #19 Switzerland +396 (+30) #20 India +389 (+1) #21 Indonesia +380 (+27) #22 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #23 Morocco +227 (+1) #24 Philippines +207 (+13) #25 Denmark +198 (+12) #26 Poland +189 (+6) #27 Finland +132 (+3) #28 Slovakia +114 (+2) #29 Malaysia +110 (+1) #30 Israel +90 (+10) #31 Hungary +73 (+8) #32 Kazakhstan +67 (+1) #33 Bosnia & Herzegovina +57 (+2) #34 Afghanistan +56 (+5) #35 Croatia +50 (+2)…

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now that the dust has settled can we all agree south korea is the best country in the world?

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Sweden with Tengele's lead still believes in it enough to not have lockdowns at all.

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Are there any researches implying that Corona can take T-cells as a host?

Speaking of herd immunity, have we heard from Boris since that one video he posted after he recovered?

REMINDER THAT PA HAS THE CHADDEST GOV

DABBING ON REPUBLICUNT BOOMERS

WOLFPACK

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By announcing the day of the pillow

Migrants started protesting the quarantine, what solution should we implement to finally solve this problem?
netnews.com.mt/2020/04/16/rappurtati-incidenti-fic-centru-ta-hal-far-is-sitwazzjoni-tikkalma/

Whats going on with the meat supply? Keep hearing that the chain is breaking.

>herd immunity worx
doubt

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youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

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Herd immunity meme is the only thing countries can aim for otherwise we Will have a no economy for months which Will destroy the lower middle class and how class which could lead to a worldwide 1789 revolution.

Also countries can't day that herd immunity is a meme since if they did. It will be like admiting the end of goverment is imminent.

>leaf reich
ewwww

>tfw your pet sand niggers aren't doing enough to destroy the world so you decide to become a petri dish instead.

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“Operation Gridlock” yesterday at Michigan’s Capital building in Lansing as protestors create a massive bumper-to-bumper traffic jam. Are they demanding a more just economic and political order in our country? Nope. They’re demanding an end to “tyrannical” stay-at-home orders.

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>Will veto
How is that Chad?

What kind of fuckery Corona-chan DOES NOT develop (yet) in her victims?

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>tfw college moved to online classes
>can't just stay in my apartment and be /comfy/
feels fucking horrible.

our curve is really flat
3369 vahvistettua tartunaa = confirmedi infections
215 sairaalassa yhteensä = in hospital total
76 tehohoidossa = in intensive care
75 kuollutta = dead

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>dad gets sick with fever and cough
>takes 1 week and 3 ambulance visits before they finally decide to take him to the hospital
>swabbed
>positive for coronavirus
>very mild so a week later they send him home
>same night he's sent home he has nausea
>now it's been a day and a half of light fever and general malaise
Swedish healthcare is fucking retarded. This isn't even a case of reinfection or reactivation, he just didn't have fever for 4 days so they sent him home, this is just the same fucking infection he had before.

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Packaging factories and slaughter houses keep getting infected. Also we're having to slaughter livestock because they can't be processed in time. Some of this is due to restaurants being closed and demand dropping despite grocery stores still not being fully stocked with meat. Our just in time society is really fucked up.

Which would result in... a more just political and economic system
Who's getting buttfucked hardest by this order? It ain't the rich

Also our head of THL (Finnish CDC) said this today.

talouselama.fi/uutiset/thl-pomo-varoittaa-koronan-toisesta-aallosta-jos-suomi-jatkaa-rajoituksia-liian-pitkaan-epidemia-voi-palata-voimalla/6fafd429-0c35-4f78-ba58-b8aa6a05405c

>Salminen estimates for DN that there are little differences between his views and those of Sweden's leading epidemiologist Anders Tegnell, and in principle they think the same way, but in Finland, policy makers have taken a slightly stricter line.

>Salminen also points out that strict restrictive measures cannot be continued indefinitely. Salminen warns that in the long run, strict restrictive measures will also have negative effects on people's lives and health.

>“If this is done for too long, there is a high risk that we will smooth out the peak too much. Then the epidemic will return with power when we remove the restrictions, ”Salminen tells DN and points out that the epidemic will not go away, even though Finland has managed to slow it down.

>If the restrictions continue for a very long time, Salminen says there will be another wave, which could be as bad as if no restrictive measures had been taken.

When you read between the lines you can picture the herd immunity tactic.

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Anal bleeding

Can someone post a rundown of symptoms? Something beyond coof and fever

>Do you not know what flatten the curve means?
Aren't essential people, morons and accidents producing enough cases for the curve?
We should admit how bad this is and tax China, not try to go back to the impossible old normal.

That is because shit isn't bad enough yet and your politics is completely fucking retarded where every single issue is a partisan issue.

Someone mentioned "Just In Time" shipping as a problem with Hospital PPE.

I'm probably gonna order some omaha steaks to stock up.

>WE NEED TO OPEN THE ECONOMY WHO CARES HOW MANY WILL DIE
>lol ok boomer *veto*
Imagine getting majority in the House AND Senate and then getting dabbed on this hard by based WOLFPACK

>Noncitzens protesting
Martial law with house to house searches, and deporting any foreign scum. Also a good time to arrest leftist that brought the migrants.

Your dad is dead comrade. Stay digging the grave in your backyard

waterboarding and death

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>demanding the exact same system
okay genius

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I WANT TO LIVE

>everybody stays at home quarantined
>I have to work from home and don't get that much free time
being a wagie sucks

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Americans are so fucking retarded.

have at it mate.

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Rise up americans!
Destroy all those filthy fags who claim this isnt a massive nothing burger!
Go out of your houses, party, mingle, and embrace each other!
Dont let leftist communism dictate that you should stay at home!
Visit your parents!

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