AUSTRALIA IS SHIT

>ALL THIS LAND
>ONE OF BIGGEST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD
>ALL OF THE CONTINENT FOR ITSELF
>ONLY 25 MIL PEPOLE
>SHITTY MILLITARY
>Shit navy
>SHIT AIRFORCE
>SHIT EVERYTHING

WHY are Australians so dumb?They got everything like their brother USA but are fucking shit and a failiure and didnt accomplish anything!They didnt build Australia to be a super power even tho they have ALL THIS LAND!Australia SUCKS!

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China seems to like Australia. Soon it will become another province and wet market.

>ONE OF BIGGEST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD
it doesn't mean much when most of your country is a fucking desert

25million british convict and sub humans, and you're wondering why they are dumb?
What's your excuse?

Fuckoff I'm a sikkunt nate

we do very well per capita.

Hey OP we named a lake after your thread check the map

Most of Aussie land is desert and uninhabitable

or its syndey or melbourne as basically uninhabitable

Much of North Africa is also uninhabitable as well due to the same reason

i cant see 'lake faggot' on that map.

yeah lol but africa is full of niggg....oh fuck

They have no French blood so their country is shit

DOESNT FUCKING MATTER WE'RE FULL

>ALL THIS LAND
Fuck off, we're full.

I'll call an Aussie a retarded cunt any time of the day but Australia is beautiful and white Aussies are some of the most laid back, hilarious, down to Earth bastards you'll ever meet.
>Can't wait for another Anzac outing against the bugs.

france has some french blood left and is shit, whats your point

AUSTRALIA EVEN HAS HALF OF ANTARTIC TO THEMSELF YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!WHY ARE THEY SUCH FAILIURES HOLY SHIT AUSTRALIANS ARE SO DUMB!

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Most of it is desert. Desert full of trillions of dollars worth of every mineral and resourse on the planet.
Can you have some? No. Because you would just fucking turn it into a mirror of the shithole you currently reside in.
We have a navy, you dont even have a coast line.
Our Air Force would wipe yours out in about an hour.
If your army was to try and invade they would all die on the march from the north.
Australia is a natural fort.
Its why it was the last land mass discovered.
Its fucking hard to get to from the northern hemisphere.

>They got everything like their brother USA but
USA is coast to coast temperate farming land. Australia is 90% inhabitable hell you fucking slavmonkey.

they never had the same starting cards as America, lettuce be cereal here.

>extremely isolated geography with closest large "neighbor" being Asia

>narrow band of arable land a few hundred miles deep at the most all around the continent

theyve done incredibly well for a bunch of convicts dumped on a desert island.

Cope ya faggots cant do shit all you do is watch gay porn all day yet alone could you invade ANY balkan country you could not even invade Moldova!

maybe we dont want to get teh gay aids

Point out the failure.
Happy people.
Have everything they need.
Pleanty of oppertunity if you want to go for it.
If not, just bum around on the beach getting pissed and fucking beautiful women.
No starving.
No poverty.
Clean air and water.
Free medical.
Fresh food.
If this is the reward for stupidity well stuid is what I want to be.
Did I mention the climate?

Wow, now I want to live in Antarctica. What's your favourite beach?

You were supposed to be Strong like your Chad brother USA hes gay now.But the point is you are a failiure even when everything was given to you SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME!Dumb idiots should have given Australia to us so we can do something good wirh it unlike you retards.

Why would we want to?
We like it how things are.
Would you want to take over a faulty sewer?

Manly, Curl Curl, Freshwater.

based north shore poster. i learned to swim at dy/nth curly pools

If you had it each state would be a different country and all the borders would be constantly changing.
You cunts just fight youselves. Your you own worst enemy.
Australia would be a dump in no time.

oh fuyck, just realised that occurred in 1979