/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3240 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,090,920 (+8,548) ► Died: 135,227 (+667) ► Day: 98 (-16:35:21)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 7.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,958 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

Catalonia adds 3341 unreported deaths, still not on BNO or Worldometers
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New York adds 3778 unreported deaths, still not on Worldometers
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>NEWS
Due to reinfections, South Korea now tracks "recovered" patients
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Patients in Italy testing positive after 50 days
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Reinfection has now been reported in the US
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China heavily censored information about the virus
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>INFO
Italy warns that cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

>REMINDER
China could have prevented 95% of deaths not silencing whistleblowers
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Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
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Many "mild cases" might be HCoV false positives
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>LATEST
09:16: 15 new deaths in Romania
09:08: 1,236 new cases and 417 new deaths in Belgium
09:01: 380 new cases and 27 new deaths in Indonesia
08:47: 341 new cases and 10 new deaths in Bangladesh
08:44: 56 new cases and 1 new death in Afghanistan
08:39: 73 new cases and 17 new deaths in Austria

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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1286457920300344#bbib6
spiegel.de/international/world/wuhan-awakes-a-visit-to-coronavirus-ground-zero-a-bc950a08-4c95-4a73-aab1-8944f26376c5
youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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What if the vaccine can’t be done??
What do they do then??

How far are you willing to go to avoid the lung AIDS?

I'm already thinking about buying hazmat suits and never leaving the house without one.

Die.
Alternatively,
Die.

ANSWER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>will this end soon? lots of countries seem to want to open already
>is there actually any real threat it affects the body like HIV or is that story a big larp?
>is reinfection a meme?
>will there be a second wave?
>will infections / deaths just keep falling when things open up again?
all governments seem to think this is just going to keep going down while simultaneously opening up... so whats the fucking DEAL?
NOTHING BURGER OR NOT?!?!?!?!?!?

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the hazmat suit would be more expensive than your favela

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I hope Japan does okay. The west can collapse for all I care.

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>253692769
stop spamming this shit you are glowing too bright nigger

Can you even get a hazmat at this point?

posting again bcuz still dont understand if coincidence

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>woman in house
>fridge only has condiments
both the woman and "man" are failures here

One of the most perplexing questions regarding the current COVID-19 coronavirus epidemic is the discrepancy between the severity of cases observed in the Hubei province of China and those occurring elsewhere in the world. One possible answer is antibody dependent enhancement (ADE) of SARS-CoV-2 due to prior exposure to other coronaviruses. ADE modulates the immune response and can elicit sustained inflammation, lymphopenia, and/or cytokine storm, one or all of which have been documented in severe cases and deaths. ADE also requires prior exposure to similar antigenic epitopes, presumably circulating in local viruses, making it a possible explanation for the observed geographic limitation of severe cases and deaths


sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1286457920300344#bbib6

maybe its 120 but tyrone can't even make a simple job

the HIV thing is propaganda, nobody knows the rest. reinfection is a meme.

I'm pretty sure they have 20kg worth of protein-heavy /prep/ stored outside of the fridge, Shinji. I mean look at her ass, you think this chick only eats snacks? It's obviously some Yas Forumsak's qt quarantine gf.

What difference? There are many places worse than Wuhan.

Get to see this out of my back patio every day for the last 1 or so. Sometimes as few as 2 ships, one day there were 7 out there but usually 5 or 6. I wish my camera phone could do it justice but the Disney boat was unusually close today but unfortunately it was also a bit extra misty. No way my camera could show how cool it looks at night either. Very comfy though, in a eerily surreal way.

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No black people in Utah

wew tedros would come up with any crazy explanations to cover up for his employers

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,348 (28,554) #2 Spain 180,659 (18,812) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 34,809 (4,857) #11 Brazil 28,912 (1,760) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Russia 27,938 (232) #15 Switzerland 26,336 (1,249) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,412 (393) #18 Israel 12,591 (140) #19 Ireland 12,547 (444) #20 India 12,456 (423) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,771 (292) #28 Romania 7,216 (387) #29 Denmark 6,879 (309) #30 Norway 6,798 (150) #31 Pakistan 6,505 (124) #32 Australia 6,468 (63) #33 Czech Republic 6,303 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +3,448 (+34) #2 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #3 Mexico +448 (+43) #4 Ukraine +397 (+8) #5 Indonesia +380 (+29) #6 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #7 Brazil +302 (+3) #8 United States +259 (+25) #9 Philippines +207 (+13) #10 Poland +189 (+6) #11 Pakistan +122 (+13) #12 Israel +90 (+10) #13 India +86 (+1) #14 Hungary +73 (+8) #15 Armenia +48 (+1) #16 Bolivia +44 (+1) #17 Bulgaria +36 (+1) #18 Estonia +34 (+1) #19 Thailand +29 (+3) #20 South Korea +22 (+4) #21 Congo-Kinshasa +13 (+1) #22 Honduras +7 (+4) #23 Switzerland (+10) #24 Romania (+15) #25 Moldova (+5) #26 Antigua & Barbuda (+1) #27 Denmark +198 #28 Oman +109 #29 Austria +62 #30 Uzbekistan +47 #31 China +46 #32 Kazakhstan +46 #33 Lithuania +37 #34 Georgia +30 #35 Isle of Man +27…

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TB vaccination yo

>People think we are now all lifting lockdowns because the virus is dying
>It's actually because the economy is dying

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>tfw my state has had zero new cases
>tfw it's expanded testing to anyone who wants it (4 3)
>tfw seasonal influenza is massively down because of all the measures with only 60 cases in the country so far in April compared with 19,000 in (all of) April last year

Feels good to be first world

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for the last month or so*

a semi-herd immunity to prior relative strains?

>you think this chick only eats snacks?
they likely eat out every day, which means the woman is failing at her home responsibilities.

my 2nd instinct is that another chick (roommate) took that picture so the fridge girl can post it to instathot

test

>— 7.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu
I suggest to write "60 times less confirmed deaths than Holocaust", not " 7.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu"
No one gives a rats ass about swine flu.

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her ass is so photoshopped it hurts, get your shit together

it's a nothingburger

thats unironically how zoomers/dyels/delivery normans live

>he can't sustain his girl purely by his glucose heavy loads to supply her all the nutrients she needs

based

The article is old and was written before the epidemic started killing people outside Wuhan.

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elaborate

If this is true, that ADE (antibodies being present) means you're MORE susceptible to future coronavirus symptoms, that's bad.

This would explain the SARS vaccines failing and causing worse symptoms.

That means if you get reinfected, which it appears you can with COVID 19, then you'll get even sicker.

FUCK

>implying

Based retard.

Is this the perfect time to launch an attack and decimate china?

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Okay well this is based

I've such such asses irl.

I actually do feed my girl with my sperm ever since the quarantine began. She's become unbelievably horny.

the government are going to kill us for the economy

some fuckdoll foid what do you expect

spiegel.de/international/world/wuhan-awakes-a-visit-to-coronavirus-ground-zero-a-bc950a08-4c95-4a73-aab1-8944f26376c5

Wuhan had a >13% mortality rate, but yes, this was an early paper before Italy got hit.

there are a bunch on amazon but they all seem to be disposable
projecting

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We've reached the peak

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should i start prepping?

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Wait, reinfection or reactivation? Is there a way we can tell?

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Are Germany lying about there numbers like China?
Whats made them so resilient to Corona Virus?

>should i start prepping?

yeah ur bull lmao

пoжapил кaк-тo китaeц гoвнo нa жиpe из кaнaлизaции, coжpaл eгo зaпив мoчoй мaльчикoв, пpeвpaтилcя в нaceкoмoe и cдoх

a chinese guy fried shit using fat from the sewage, ate it while drinking young boys urine, transformed into a cockroach and died

guys, rate my joke plz

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How do I say based in Japanese? Basee?

>cases from Easter weekend finally come through

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Oy vey

yeah, like 2 months ago

got bad news for you bro

basu ne?

hell i dunno i'm still peaking

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>oh you smoked a cigarette once
>cause of death smoking

>Are Germany lying about there numbers like China?
Yes.

>Whats made them so resilient to Corona Virus?
Lies

>tfw my uncle has Coronavirus but almost nobody can get tested in Michigan anymore, so the deaths don't get listed

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No wait until early 2022.

I don't even bother with that live YouTube channel anymore. Mostly because the chinks are bullshitting on their numbers

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almost certainly all social media images now a days are altered because the ease of doing so, back in the day you could atleast get trustworthy fap material, now it's all lies, even more so than before.
the end times of coom is upon us....

>I actually do
tfw no whore to feed COOM......

This is a big fucking nothingburger. Give it up happening and /cvg/ faggots.

youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article

We've got a new issue now because of these shutdowns - food shortages, rising unemployment, increasing poverty (if these lockdowns continue for months), inflation and probably hunger and looting due to the food shortages. I hate to say it but Yas Forums has helped (((them))) usher in their NWO dreams into motion.

>b-b-but 0.6% of 7 billion is 46,200,000
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close

No faggot, more like 5%-10% but keep shilling /cvg/tards. I'm sure you creating /cvg/ threads and having fantasies of a Mad Max world where you're a STALKER scavenger protagonist like in your vidya gaymes is gonna give meaning to your life.

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Does that bitch drink coffee? If so has her health been good?

Nothingburgers: On suicide watch
Shills: Seething
Doomers: Were right all along
Growth: Exponential
Financial collapse: Imminent
Normies: Panicking
Thots: Going mental
WHO: Defunded
Air polution: Dropping
Toiletpaper: Sold out
Essential workers: Dropping dead
Healthcare systems: Under equipped/staffed
Supply lines: Fucked
Food shortages: Coming
Riots: Inbound
Globalism: BTFO
Nationalism: On the rise
Happening: ITS

The reset it coming lads. This is it, this is the big one. The black swan event mother nature needed to cleanse the filth from her lands.

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>60% of America‘s infected were in New York

Explain this phenomenon

kill yourselves doomcucks you've made this board an embarrassment