>be a single male living alone in Australia, Sydney.
>buy a 32 pack of toilet rolls in NOVEMBER 2019
>Corona virus hits and people go insane, buying and hoarding all the toilet paper
>Told we'll be in lockdown for 6 months
>Still have 20 rolls left, should be fine
>For 2 months, everytime go shopping, toilet paper isle fucking empty. Fucking losers
>Out of work now because of Miss Corona, nothing to do
>Wake up 6:30am, stand outside supermarket lining up with other losers at 7:30 to go in at 8am. Want pizza pockets. Fuck you, I want them.
>See old people coming out buying all the toilet paper, they get to go in at 7am, everyone else 8am
>Most packs gone at 8am, Old people are hoarding it all
>Decide fuck it, go Grab 20 pack even though I dont really need it
>that was easy, might do again tomorrow just because
>Do the the same thing again the next day
>Now have too much toilet paper
>Why people so retarded?
Toilet paper scarcity is bullshit
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Sell it outside the shop
>go to supermarket
>buy toilet paper because all the hoarders are finished hoarding
Nah hoardfags got cucked.
double the fucking price lol
theyre not finished hoarding.
They still doing it. I think its a psychological thing. Everything is chaotic, and it's their only sense of control they have, because their daily programmed loops have been interrupted fucking zombies. That's what this shit has really revealed about people.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average Australian uses between 1 and 7 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 196 rolls a week. Over 840 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
You used 12 rolls of toilet paper by yourself in four and a half months max? Are you using that shit to wipe stuff in kitchen as well or what?
not everyone pullwipes faggot
I used 12 rolls in 2 and half months (10 weeks) actually. Twenty rolls is what I had 2 months ago.
I'm a regular logdropper. I shit once every second day in the morning. I usually shit, shower, shave.
I wipe enough so that my crack is satisfactorily clean, but my anus is not lickable. It becomes lickable when I wash it in the shower.
Makes sense?
reason it lasts you so long is you are a shitlett zoomer twink
a roll of tp lasts me 2-3 days max
>twink
OP should post pics of his tummy
Why are all these retards overbuying toilet paper?
>overbuys toilet paper
I really hate how stupid and vile the people are. I find it hard to believe that God created such wretches. I hope Corona wipes them off the earth. I pray for the deaths of hundreds of millions of these locust people, Amen. Even if I die myself, it's preferable to living in such a shitty world. Also fuck boomers.
honest, I did it just to see if I could and the feeling it brings people. I dont feel any different. So I dont understand it. Its a self-generated scarcity/demand. If everyone just bought what they need there would be no worrying about not getting any.
You're seriously asking why boomers are retarded?
just poop more if you have too much toilet paper
the average Australian uses 1 roll per day anyway
3rd world savages will always exploit a crisis to make a buck.
We all know it's the gooks and pajeets hoarding the tp.
Never was. Never will be Australian.
bought a 9 pack 6 months ago - still have six rolls
>you
>single male
>not jumping straight into the shower instead
Toilet paper is a new invention. What did humans do back in the day
>gooks and chinks
yes, to sell to overseas
>pajeets
yes to rip off Australians
>never aussies
you forgot old people. Many aussie old people hoarding this shit for themselves filling up their garages or spare rooms. There are also reports that old aussies who have been told to stay home for their own protection, are going out to buy toilet paper for their grown kids and friends as an excuse to see people and not be lonely. Theyd rather risk dying than being alone
got to get the chunks tho. Im sure people used leaves to get most of the chunkks then washed in the billabong.
>They used the shower head of course!
Idiot
when shit hits the fan you can trade it for food, meds and ammo,, unless the raiders come first
but seriously, when people are in fear/panic they do a shitload of irrational decisions and tp' hoarding is one of them. and as soon as the real food shortage starts (shops almost empty and no more coming in) people will lose it and there will be a pile of bodies over a can of milk
>The average Australian uses between 1 and 7 rolls per day.
Quit eating at restaurants and you will find that your diarrhea disappears immediately.
That's venezuela, the model of socialism
is that cooleman woolies in canberra? wtf but the image has been flipped
mate i use like 2 rolls a week
>I'm a regular logdropper.
> I shit once every second day
cunt do you even comprehend what you type?
>The average Australian uses between 1 and 7 rolls per day
Fuck hoarders, this is what happens when tired toilet paper workers have to run at 110% capacity to meet demand: youtu.be
the fact that it bothers OP so much just makes me want to horde even more
I still have 12 rolls left ever since this lockdown started. What are people eating that they shit so much?