>be a single male living alone in Australia, Sydney.
>buy a 32 pack of toilet rolls in NOVEMBER 2019
>Corona virus hits and people go insane, buying and hoarding all the toilet paper
>Told we'll be in lockdown for 6 months
>Still have 20 rolls left, should be fine
>For 2 months, everytime go shopping, toilet paper isle fucking empty. Fucking losers
>Out of work now because of Miss Corona, nothing to do
>Wake up 6:30am, stand outside supermarket lining up with other losers at 7:30 to go in at 8am. Want pizza pockets. Fuck you, I want them.
>See old people coming out buying all the toilet paper, they get to go in at 7am, everyone else 8am
>Most packs gone at 8am, Old people are hoarding it all
>Decide fuck it, go Grab 20 pack even though I dont really need it
>that was easy, might do again tomorrow just because
>Do the the same thing again the next day
>Now have too much toilet paper
>Why people so retarded?
Toilet paper scarcity is bullshit
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Sell it outside the shop
>go to supermarket
>buy toilet paper because all the hoarders are finished hoarding
Nah hoardfags got cucked.
double the fucking price lol
theyre not finished hoarding.
They still doing it. I think its a psychological thing. Everything is chaotic, and it's their only sense of control they have, because their daily programmed loops have been interrupted fucking zombies. That's what this shit has really revealed about people.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average Australian uses between 1 and 7 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 196 rolls a week. Over 840 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
You used 12 rolls of toilet paper by yourself in four and a half months max? Are you using that shit to wipe stuff in kitchen as well or what?
not everyone pullwipes faggot
I used 12 rolls in 2 and half months (10 weeks) actually. Twenty rolls is what I had 2 months ago.
I'm a regular logdropper. I shit once every second day in the morning. I usually shit, shower, shave.
I wipe enough so that my crack is satisfactorily clean, but my anus is not lickable. It becomes lickable when I wash it in the shower.
Makes sense?
reason it lasts you so long is you are a shitlett zoomer twink
a roll of tp lasts me 2-3 days max