Did you take the bidet pill yet?
Did you take the bidet pill yet?
Aiden Thomas
Luke Smith
No, I'm not a faggot. Thymed
Nathan Russell
I let my black bull rim me to cleanliness. Bidets are for faggots.
Adrian White
I don't get it. Don't you still have to use toilet paper? Otherwise you'd soak your underwear after using it.
John Perez
>bidet curious
Why is this kind of cancer always coming from you guys
>bidet curious
>sexually curious
Adrian Bell
I prefer toilet paper because it's not gay like having a man piss on my anus
Thomas Garcia
How does one actually use a bidet?
I think that one unanswered question alone has prevented bidets from ever selling in significant numbers.
You see a bidet in America and nobody knows what to do with the damn things?
Do you wash your hands or pee in it?
“Oh a bidet? I thought that was some kind of fucked up spare toilet so I pooped in it. Sorry”.
Joseph Rogers
Here's how it's supposed to work: First you wipe yourself with some tp to get out the bigger shit residues, then you rinse your ass and dick in the bidet using some intimate soap and water and finally dry your aforementioned ass and dick with a dedicated towel.
Sebastian Brooks
you take a dump in the WC, you wipe with TP, you stand up then sit down on the bidet, you wash away whatever the TP couldn't get off, you stand up and dry wipe the water
Carter Murphy
You sit on it and it shoots water into your arse and washes the shit out. We do not have them in the UK, aside from in certain hotels.
I'm surprised that they aren't common in the USA considering that you are all obsessed with shit