AUS/POL/ - THURSDAY EDITION

Evening lads

>Australia 'not contemplating' coronavirus border change despite NZ flagging possible easing of restrictions
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-16/nz-australia-border-could-reopen-jacinda-ardern-scott-morrison/12153752

>Coronavirus vacation: Australian family recreate 15-hour holiday flight in living room
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/16/coronavirus-vacation-australian-family-recreate-15-hour-holiday-flight-in-living-room

>Meet the contact tracers fighting coronavirus in Australia
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-16/meet-the-contact-tracers-fighting-coronavirus-in-australia/12151302

>Coronavirus Australia: Infection rate continues to decline as Australia ponders ‘exit strategy’
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-australia-infection-rate-continues-to-decline-as-australia-ponders-exit-strategy-c-979164

>Coronavirus: Australia's economy faces unprecedented setbacks
bbc.com/news/world-australia-52131939

>Sydney news: One in three Australians drink daily during coronavirus lockdown, according to poll
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-16/sydney-news-thursday-morning-briefing-april-16/12151604

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you faggots are the greatest gift

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How's being stuck at home treating you, lads?

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>One in three Australians drink daily during coronavirus lockdown
That's weird. Two in three Australians were drinking daily before it.

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How do I submit a medical certificate to Centrelink, do I have to in person? And how long do they take to approve it?

You scan it

Then what? And what about the second question?

Am I white enough to be in your ethnostate?

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are mutual obligations coming back

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I'm a teacher so I'm actually only half way through my first week of holidays.
Haven't been stuck inside at all. Always plenty to do around the yard.

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Filthy wog faggot, cut your hair.

>No country has put their economy into hibernation, your example is how you get Zimbabwe.
My example is exactly what the Americans have done to stop their economy from freefalling into 1929, by printing fucking trillions into the stock market and blasting everyone with trumpbux.
Long term, there is a serious possibility it can lead to 1930s Germany hyperinflation, but that's what all these world (((central banks))) have decided is the course of action to stop their GDP from turning everyone's cities into Mogudishu

>dark brown eyes
No

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probably this week

Everyone is always on about when they're coming back are they super shit to do? First time being a neet in Aus.

What's for dinner?

>>Coronavirus Australia: Infection rate continues to decline
WHERE
IS
THE
TESTING
>still only testing overseas and contact with confirmed cases despite closing borders
>"No evidence of community transmission"

Dios mio, did they get voted in?

Half my family lives in the Northern Beaches.

I got tested a month ago just because I work in a hotel with a lot of international travellers and had symptoms.

they better not be

Heres a question

Ive been on the dole for 7 months now, I was just about to have to do work for the dole but then corona saved my ass. If mutual obligations come back, what am I gonna have to do??

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meatballs, rice and vegies, mostly beans and carrot.

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>>still only testing overseas and contact with confirmed cases despite closing borders
This is literally not true.

I hope tomorrow you no hope fuck.

get covid normie wagie

>he only get's $750

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How do I immigrate to Australia

why do you care? we have no mutual obligations right now

Does anyone like the taste of vegemite, unironically?

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kys to be reborn as a cute girl so I can marry you

Praise

Yeah, now they’ll test you if you live in a shit suburb and have any symptoms

Because they're back on the 27th and I want to get assessed and transferred to a disability provider anyway.

you hope what tomorrow?

being a wagie has destroyed your brain you fucking retard

you don't poof

$600 for a batman figure fuck at least I’m not that gay

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Be chinese

Any niggers here seen the absolute state of that fucking "Melbourne guys pal" thing. Cuckpilled simps going out strong tonight desperately trying to obtain a crumb of pussy. In desperate need of cavalry to contain this mess

Victoria expanded testing so that ANYONE with symptoms of Coronavirus can be tested.

you do know most people are getting $1100-1500 a week here right?

I'll dress like a girl and cut off my Vienna sausage

Minecraft subsidies when? Bats are annoying.

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Not sure if you're joking or you genuinely didn't see the -$6103.96 OnlyFans

Yeah all of VIC is a shithole lmao

I'm pretty sure they are going to extend the break
you can just get a medical certificate for 3 months off too, you don't need to go to a disability provider

Aus pol in a nutshell:
>praise him! Praise him!
>lost me job. Can't get a job
>the gf
>how do I stop yellow fever bros?
>I hate chinks. I hate the CCP. I hate Melbourne
>ASIO, did I tell you about ASIO?
>we need to bring back guns, PA was an inside job
>what's for dinner?

You can't stop me Brucie

True.

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What's for dinner?

They aren't, they've emailed me that they've transitioned some course into online through online learning and ZOOM and want me to do that. It's clear they have no intent to extend it.
And I want to go to a disability provider, if only because I don't want to hear my cunt provider tell me that my DIAGNOSED psychosis, depression and anxiety is all in my head again and again.

Do any of you cunts want to buy some silver?

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The absolute state

I used an old one from a year ago and they approved it. I guess they're not looking too closelyt since they're overwhelmed right now

fuck off cunt, nobody cares

anyway, whats for dinner?

Did you just submit it through the document thing on Centrelink without telling them before or after? And how long did it take to approve?

you forgot the I hate/want to kill women is that normal poster.

But speaking of I haven't seen him for a bit

What are you drinking tonight lad?
Semen?

Tendies and wedges

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Always preferred marmite. Vegemite has a strange aftertaste

>are they super shit to do
Not really, they are just annoying. You have to ring up and beg your job provider to get your money back. You get a strike also, too many strikes and your pay gets reduced.

Basically, just keep on top of it. It is a bit of a pain in the ass though.

given the massive rally we're seeing in gold it seems like a no brainer

However!

Gold has been highly correlated with global bonds for the past few years, whereas silver hasnt. As bonds have now rallied big time and inflationary expectations are continuing to rise, we can be pretty sure that gold will keep rising. Will silver follow? That remains to be seen.

Im personally long gold, silver, snp500 and asx200 in equal 25% each

There is nothing wrong with this

A bit of peace and quiet.

have you applied for dsp? you don't have to do any mutual obligations while they assess your claim and it can take months

Is that paying internet thots? I didn’t know what it was, damn these guys need to go to a boot camp.

>not buying Oil stocks at bargin bin prices

Praise him

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I had the aldi chicken tendies and they were delicious

>Is that paying internet thots
"Sex Workers"

LOL

Physical silver? I sold all mine and have been successfully trading silver at a profit for the last 2 month's, buy sold mine, I mean sold everything that I had before as an investment (made some fucking good money on it) and purchased more silver at the inflated price, but have been reselling per say, don't have that much at the moment, just sold about 100 ounces. Probably have about another 100 ounces with me, which will probably be sold in the next day or two, looking to pick up about another 200 in next few days to sell

PRAISE HIM

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This could've been a place to formulate solutions to the problems but in honesty, it's dead set on being a hangout.

Yes, there was a based discord with no tranny fuckers, no gooks and no yanks.
No, it's not still around.
Yes, the people who did want to actively join together to help Australia got caught or dissolved.
Yes, you should be ready for innawoods and should be creating a network of supply caches and producers between trustworthy people irl.
Yes, the law will crack down more.
Yes, better to evade than engage.

Aussie women are getting fatter, and you all know it's true.

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>Praise him

How about he starts making good videos

O.C is vedy nice.

Make like a tree.

>based discord
oxymoron, fuck off reddit

Speeddealers are leg peelers.

>government isn't going to lift lockdowns until everyone starts installing tracking apps on their phones so they can monitor your every movement
this is it lads, this how Australia dies