/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3239 - CCP Virus Editions

I made a guess what my state's cases will be when they report at noon. Take a guess what you think it will be.

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did i hear it right
is the boomer doc advocating for new world order
w t f

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Try to uncuck yourself and see this media shitshow for what it is. A big lie with smoke and mirrors.

that's not a 100 cases; it's 100 some other figure. don't worry about it.

TIL

> Freezer burn does not make the food unsafe; it merely causes dry spots in foods.[2] The food remains usable and edible, but removing the freezer burns will improve the taste.

Nuke China pls

I stopped watching after a while, his undying love for Chinese cock (true statistics, don't question them) turned me off

Source:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezer_burn

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,348 (28,554) #2 Spain 180,659 (18,812) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,912 (1,760) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Russia 27,938 (232) #15 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,370 (393) #18 Israel 12,591 (140) #19 Ireland 12,547 (444) #20 India 12,456 (423) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,798 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Pakistan 6,505 (124) #32 Australia 6,462 (63) #33 Czech Republic 6,303 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +259 (+25) #2 Brazil +302 (+3) #3 Russia +3,448 (+34) #4 Israel +90 (+10) #5 India +86 (+1) #6 South Korea +22 (+4) #7 Pakistan +122 (+13) #8 Mexico +448 (+43) #9 Philippines +207 (+13) #10 Ukraine +397 (+8) #11 Thailand +29 (+3) #12 Hungary +73 (+8) #13 Armenia +48 (+1) #14 Bulgaria +36 (+1) #15 Bolivia +44 (+1) #16 Honduras +7 (+4) #17 Antigua & Barbuda (+1) #18 China +46 #19 Austria +20 #20 Norway +1 #21 Australia +15 #22 Czech Republic +2 #23 New Zealand +15 #24 Uzbekistan +47 #25 Kazakhstan +46 #26 Lithuania +37 #27 Oman +109 #28 Latvia +9 #29 Kyrgyzstan +17 #30 Georgia +30 #31 Montenegro +2 #32 Guatemala +16 #33 Paraguay +13 #34 El Salvador +5 #35 Myanmar +11…

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that dude has been dicksucking china from the start not surprised desu

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Authority source:

web.archive.org/web/20080617154817/http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/qa-sto3.html

i stopped caring about when i discovered his doc title is due to phd and not actual medicine

anyway in this recent video he says
youtube.com/watch?v=uGHB6358P7o
>to bear in mind for the new world order we need to start forming
around 2m20s

Based argie

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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WHO is he anyways and why do you guys even give a shit?

CORONAVIRUS, MAXI SEROLOGICAL AND POSITIVE TESTS AFTER 50 DAYS: CASTIGLIONE D’ADDA BECOMES THE A LABORATORY
In the municipality of the former red area of Lodi, with 75 deaths in 8 weeks, the infections have stabilized but the verification of some patients has revealed an alarming duration of the virus's permanence. Now residents are at the center of the most impressive study on Covid in Italy: the infectious disease specialist Massimo Galli leads the plan

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>corona is unproblematic in 99% of young people without serious conditions who don't have a metric ton of lard on them
>complete lockdown of countries
>millions upon millions of young people sent into unemployment and poverty
>bad chances for employment in the near future because of damaged economies

No way this is about protecting "vulnerable groups". If it was they would just have everyone above 65 stay at home and deliver groceries to their door.

I don't understand this world anymore.

I remember when Australia was #16 on the list. Now we’re #32.

Stronk.

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

That’s hilarious

ffs VERY SUBTLE

How fucked are we weebros?

I really do genuinely hope Corona-chan is a hard reset.

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how new texas bro

>chink chest has already killed about 20 million chinks

THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD JUST DISMANTLE CHINA AND DIVIDE IT UP EQUALLY BETWEEN COUNTRIES.

Drop the memeflag. Uncover the snozzle nd realize that despite working hard she cant afford a trump steak cause in her country meat is kinda expensive so they eat anything that moves. And lookin at this girl she seems to eat onions.

You didn't answer My question Mr. Macaco.

According to the Plague Princess well over half of asymptomatics develop walking pneumonia and nobody knows if they ever really clear the virus.

>infected for 50 days
>reinfection occurs
>dormancy occurs
>T-cells love it and macrophages clone it
I was ready for 2 months of isolation not 2 years

>county mandates mask usage
>threw out four of those dust masks several months ago while cleaning
>have to wear my 7502 respirator or jsgpm just to buy bread, like some sort of asshole

May as well toss on the MOPP gear, too.

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9 REINFECTIONS CONFIRMED IN LITHUANIA

lrt.lt/naujienos/lietuvoje/2/1163882/lietuvoje-patvirtinti-37-nauji-koronaviruso-atvejai

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Yas Forums is crying like its the end of their board

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boomer phd nurse who sums up news and data with papers

>FLATTEN THE CURVE
>SOCIAL DISTANCING
>CLAP FOR NHS

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youtube.com/watch?v=4HgUYU_qNl0
just a prank bro

>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
hold on....how?

You didn't know this?

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Coomers kill themselves when they can’t get a hard on.

Details?

Can people get really sick twice?

Is it different strains?

Thanks. First time I am checking Yas Forums in over 5 years. God I hate what that place has become.

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Another funny thing happened yesterday.

The Minister of Science and Technology, who happens to be an inept idiot, made a big announcement saying Brazil will put a "promising drug" against coronavirus in clinical trial phase. He told the press that it reduced viral load in 93%. Didn't reveal the drug, but told they are hopeful and that "there is a big possibility it'll work well". The government was clearly trying to sell to the people that there is a cure coming, national-made.

Hours later the Minister of Health says the drug is just some stomach vermifuge and that 93% number is just in vitro, like many many other drugs work in vitro.

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Haven't watched a single video since he said he believed China.

ill send some flowers to your grave, just let me inherit your stuf, fuckface :)

Yas Forums manages to constantly impress me with how much worse it gets every year

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can't read that shit, post translation.

based Napoleon

Other than under the Fourth Reich, you gave white man his last real shot at greatness and world dominion.

Blissfully did have to know this till now.

Thanks to China I'm eating bat meat (tastes like that anyway)
> but removing the freezer burns will improve the taste.

What's the drug? Bismuth?

what's the point of this?

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IS The 12k recovered bullshit or true?

did NOT have to know till now

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