/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3238 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,084,049 (+1,677) ► Died: 134,669 (+109) ► Day: 98 (-19:23:52)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 7.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,958 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
New York adds 3778 unreported deaths, still not on Worldometers
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Catalonia adds 3341 unreported deaths, still not on BNO or Worldometers
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China heavily censored information about the virus
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13% of cases with pneumonia died, 76% still on ICU
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Citizens in Michigan protest against lockdowns
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>INFO
70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

Under 1 year old baby dies in the US
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Blacks are 32% in Louisiana but 70% of the deaths
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South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

>REMINDER
Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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Indonesia buries 639 with biohazard protection, official toll only 209
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Scientists warned SARS was going to reemerge in China
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"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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>LATEST
05:27: 105 new cases in Gujarat, India
05:19: 64 new cases and 1 new death in Kazakhstan
05:18: 123 new cases and 7 new deaths in Pakistan
05:11: 86 new cases in India
05:10: 10 new deaths in Romania
05:09: 199 new cases and 47 new deaths in Germany

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Imagine theres no bugmen

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First for WWIII!

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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wtf /ptg/bros how do we refute this

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>Americans

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nigbers

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Well anons. We all should have realized by now that we are just at the beginning of this pandemic.
I mean sure now numbers will go down.
After around 2-3 months of heavy restrictions its just normal for that. The sooner a country implimented them the faster it is for them.
Gov. gona think they have it under controle people will be happy as more and more restrictions get lifted.
And heres the point.
What do we know about corona?

>you get very limited to no immunity to it. And even if youre one of the lucky few with immunity all it needs is a new strain of a highly mutating virus
>reinfection hits a lot harder and deadlier.
>incubation time of 5-28 days.
>survives on objects up to 28 days even with sporadic bleach cleaning
>mutates fast
>asymptomic spreaders.
>no cure
>no vaccine

Now think about it. Restrictions get lifted people are happy.
Finaly freedom! Finaly human contact! PARTY! CLOSE CONTACT! FUCKING!
And trust me thousend over thousends will do that the moment they are allowed back into "normalcy".
Now all it needs is 1 single infected in a country. And we're back to square zero.
I mean sure lets say france has a new surge of infected. alot of countrys will ban travel to and from it. But some wont. And from there it spreads even in countrys with the travel ban.

But people will only realize it mostly 5-28 days later.
Now remember.

>REINFECTION HITS A LOT HARDER AND IS MORE DEADLY

Hospitals will be full with new infections who got it the first time but are still dying quite a lot.
And with reinfections who will die like flies

We should have learned from the Spanish flu

pls glue ur selfie to ur chest i need to see a smile

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>brazil 24/7 tranny keeps reposting reddit shit
the absolute state of Yas Forums

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god I wish this bioweapon were finished and not just a failed prototype. That would've been hella based.

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We're fucked, boys.
Show me your imminent plague-induced societal collapse face

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>breakingwide.com/wh-petition-to-investigate-bill-gates-foundation-for-crimes-against-humanity-and-medical-malpractice-surpass-80k-signatures/

>WH Petition To Investigate “Bill Gates Foundation” For Crimes Against Humanity And Medical Malpractice Surpass 80k Signatures.

>At the forefront of this is Bill Gates, who has publicly stated his interest in “reducing population growth” by 10-15%, by means of vaccination. Gates, UNICEF & WHO have already been credibly accused of intentionally sterilizing Kenyan children through the use of a hidden HCG antigen in tetanus vaccines.

40% of the people in that picture will die

How will things be after this is over?
How will the world change?
Or shit will go back as it was?

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hmm an interesting tactic

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,348 (28,554) #2 Spain 180,659 (18,812) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,912 (1,760) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,370 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (132) #20 India 12,456 (423) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,798 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Pakistan 6,505 (124) #32 Australia 6,462 (63) #33 Czech Republic 6,301 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +259 (+25) #2 Brazil +302 (+3) #3 Israel (+2) #4 India +86 (+1) #5 South Korea +22 (+4) #6 Pakistan +122 (+13) #7 Mexico +448 (+43) #8 Ukraine +397 (+8) #9 Thailand +29 (+3) #10 Hungary +73 (+8) #11 Bulgaria +36 (+1) #12 Bolivia +44 (+1) #13 Honduras +7 (+4) #14 Antigua & Barbuda (+1) #15 China +46 #16 Austria +20 #17 Norway +1 #18 Australia +15 #19 New Zealand +15 #20 Uzbekistan +47 #21 Kazakhstan +46 #22 Kyrgyzstan +17 #23 Montenegro +2 #24 Guatemala +16 #25 Paraguay +13 #26 El Salvador +5 #27 Myanmar +11 #28 Barbados +2 #29 Mongolia +1 #30 Maldives +1 #31 Fiji +1…

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Just death cultists spreading the love

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When do you think we'll have solid confirmation on reactivation?

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Only someone without conscience, could cause all this.
Jews have no conscience, so it's them.
Filthy bastards, can never apologise for the evil they do.

For sure. Can't wait for UBI. Thats gonna be based

At what point does memeing and laughing and fapping to Corona-chan start being in bad taste? 1 million deaths? 10 million deaths? 7 billion deaths?

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wheeeeee comfy yasuna

Nah, something this big has to cause permanent changes, even if small ones

JUST A REMINDER SWEDEN CARES MORE ABOUT ILLEGAL MONKEYS AND ISIS FIGHTERS THAN YOUR GRANDMA. SO TOLERANT YEEEEEEEEESSS SWEDEN!!!!!!

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2 weeks

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>alex goldenberg

Depends on how fast it gets to any of those numbers

question for drawing Corona-chan. Young or thick momma? If so, how do you like the waist on your corona-chan?

I'm unsure but all I know is that it is definitely not going back to the way it was.

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I'm not black so you know what my answer to this.

/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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> Noseberg Goldmann and Chin-Ki Wang collaborate against the racist goyim laowai

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Every time...

Never because this is the reactivation right now.

She's thicc but certainly young
No hags allowed

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Any vpns work here?

That is so retarded...

Huh?

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Refute the argument fag

youtube.com/watch?v=ShfsBPrNcTI

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Easy: reddit is gay

The hologram pope has the shills shit red bricks

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>tfw after taking a bite out of the bat the bat takes one out of you

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I can't laugh at this because I know we're just a couple years behind the curve.

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>Countries getting ready to reopen schools
Yes, I knew they would give in spread corona-chan's love far and wide!

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7.9 billion deaths

saved

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>flag
>implying you have it better
based paki poster

>around February this year
Bah... newfags. Chink hate threads have been a regular feature here since forever.

who would have thought the elites were the biggest deathcult followers

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When it kills the last white woman thus dooming the white race. Otherwise, no.

Praying for second wave of infection in china and the world

Pray with me if you want this too.. reply with “Come back please, Corona-chan” to this post or your mother will die in 24 hours of corona

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>The hologram pope
what?

How long until Brazil will have more deaths than the Netherlands? My guess is seven days.

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Louisiana won't update its numbers for another 10 hours, but I made another line predicting roundabout where it will fall. I did the same the past two days and was off by about 20 each time. Luck, I think.

I'm thinking we have another day or two of slight decrease, then we begin a small spike because of the retards who gathered together on Easter. There is absolutely no science behind this. I am drunk, but I was drunk the past two nights and guessed correctly (within a margin of twenty) so I'm feeling lucky.

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I mean a lot of them are literal satanists so I guess it makes sense

netherlands is looking more and more fucked every day. none of my dutch friends really seem to even know anything is happening.

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Hey /cvg/ anons, there were some posts on /sp/ yesterday claiming that corona killed Mike Tyson. I've been searching but can't find anything. Can any pollacks confirm?

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Hospital can't even spring for color ink in a publicity shoot?

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my ex wife is an icu nurse in a city that is one of the epicenters in the us, so every time i look at one of these i take the risk of throwing my bottle at computer screen and screaming at it as if they can hear me.

youtube.com/watch?v=yWFD2jsWBS8

SO IT WAS NEVER A FUICKING BAT, IT WAS A CHINK LAB LEAK THE WHOLE TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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good job slowpoke

yes it was Corona "Crack Cocaine" Chan

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we knew this since early february (i think it was, cant remember date. maybe late january)

youtube.com/watch?v=WEWVMysvuqY

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FUCK OFF CONCERN TROLL
go back and suck bill gates dick
It's not happening, your world takeover is FAILING
FUCK OFF AND DIE SHILL PIG

indexmundi.com/denmark/demographics_profile.html
indexmundi.com/united_kingdom/demographics_profile.html

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They'd just call you a shill then go right back to MAGAspam