PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AND THAT'S A GOOD THING EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/15/20
c-span.org/video/?471224-1/
youtu.be/wQ5ZTQXD46o
>Women for Trump Empower Hour 4/15/20
youtu.be/15KkyB_bNUE
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 4/15/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6149725365001
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 4/15/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6149625176001
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 4/15/20
youtu.be/0FlQ33A_a5Y
>EnSec Brouillette on CNBC 4/15/20
youtu.be/GsBsr1aZdDI
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on Dobbs 4/15/20
youtu.be/am7Ue1_FPXk
>CDCDir Redfield on GMA 4/15/20
youtu.be/6kAef834Sr8
>CDCDir Redfield on CBSThisMorning 4/15/20
youtu.be/kS_PazpLZVg
>WBGPres Malpass on CNBC 4/15/20
youtu.be/TuYvHq3I8o4
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TheView 4/15/20
youtu.be/7Zx3eiHwDg4 (pt1)
youtu.be/VQnsMnxXMIM (pt2)
>NIAIDDir Fauci on CBSEveningNews 4/15/20
youtu.be/rG-5L9pJJMA
>Corey Lewandowski on JohnFredericksShow 4/15/20
youtu.be/-NI4QAbcSO8
>ThiccSarah on FBN 4/15/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6149726545001
>ThiccSarah on FoxNews 4/15/20
youtu.be/Pw2_d9nDBdQ
>Pentagon Press Brief (Natl Guard Bureau Official) 4/15/20
dvidshub.net/video/747585/
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (IRF Amb Brownback) 4/15/20
youtu.be/zCEn9a-usPA
>StateDeptVideo: NATO Allies Respond to Corona-chan 4/15/20
youtu.be/CYpxT3UJf2c
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Message for America's Boomers 4/15/20
youtu.be/mHUmZGbLpXM

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new baker needed

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i got it

you can't just BUY the black vote

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Uh oh

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I love open borders and cultural enrichment

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Stop being fat and MAGA!

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Trump has signed many excutive orders that fix and dismantle previous problems. Trump is also using the National Emergencies Act to combat problems. And can use vetos.

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She needs to flash those titties

DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS REEE

This bitch gets me laid.

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Make Russia soviet again
and fuck Chyna

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Just a friendly reminder:
I love all of my MAGA frens.
youtu.be/rIayNxMBQck

>And if it comes down to just you and I
>Standing on the last corner
>Of the last town
>Of the last city
>In the burning world
>You'll still have someone on your side

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Would.

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Everyone here. Huddle up. I got something to tell you.

I went into my local convenience store and was told I have to wear a mask coming in. This is Trunp's America. And it wont change until he is gone.

MAGA

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I wonder what I should do with my time. I know, I'll go to a message board with people I don't agree with and shit myself. That sounds like a good idea

did you apply for trumo bux yet? it only takes a few minutes online.

DO IT NAO!

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I’ve been doing p90x during the stay-at-home orders since I don’t have access to a power rack or bench. I forgot how much just pushups, pull-ups, jumping around, and yoga can kick your ass.

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>some guy in china eats a dead bat
>America's economy crashes

and people will still defend globalism

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Now they suddenly care about christianity after telling you to worship everything but christ

>This is Trunp's America
yfw
>And it wont change until he is gone
Well, better stock up on masks then faggot, because he's got at least 4 more years.

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I got mine today
Paid for my car registration, bought a new vacuum cleaner, and paid off my credit cards

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>mentally ill patient taken out of company of other mentally ill people, placed in company of normal people
>suddenly ashamed of their lifestyle choices

Give me a hug dearie!

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Trumo bought me a new CPU and GPU. Tell me why I shouldn't vote for the guy

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I'm literally crying laughing at "nigga Trump" tweets

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>joe

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And as if we needed more proof that colleges are totally fucked

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Look, I'm not the type of person who would go on an anonymous forum and promote feeding people to pitfbulls live.

If you insist.

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He has not yet shot all the traitors, flooding Pennsylvania ave with the blood of the non believers and displaying their heads on a wall of pikes surrounding the beltway

smart, how long until she flips red?
better yet, she should join the libertarians.

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Hear me our here. Maybe... Just if... They weren't insufferable faggots... This wouldn't be an issue...

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Give a plausible pathway for converting to the R’s

does else anyone feel like dr mevilyou is running low on minecraft tokens?

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Trump has the black vote

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Glad we agree.

Truth.

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>flooding Pennsylvania ave with the blood of the non believers and displaying their heads on a wall of pikes surrounding the beltway
You know it's exactly these kinds of theatrics that allowed for this mess in the first place.
Purification is a timed challenge like a hot dog eating contest, not a play.

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Checked, that shit was fucking hilarious.
>oh noes, people might find out what we're teaching their children for 50k a year!

does tucc tiem hate boomer?

since when Kanye decided to get redpiled about everything altough he is married to a degenerate whore

what that mean, he had $8 before Trump?

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Reminder that Michele Obama will be Bidens running mate

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twitter.com/NigCringeForce/status/1250411296182415360
BLACK KINGS welcome to our movement

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Scarborough: "You can't be conservative and not bash Lincoln into your head"

That sticker has a typo, the second zero should be a five.

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Yes.

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that's pretty gay desu

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He told her to stop dressing like a skank.

Do it Mr. President
Do it now

Stockhomo syndrome.
weak pun but nevertheless

>Biden may pick a tranny as his running mate

LOL HE DOESN'T EVEN *WANT* TO WIN LOLOLOL

so he jerked off into a mirror and shoved a dildo up his ass?

Did you make more from the stimulus or from posting here?

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do any oldniggers have that pic related of the day trump announced?

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Powerful

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so what?

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they also convolute "accepted by their peers" with "peers afraid to speak out against campus degeneracy because they'll be expelled"

I'd hit a roulette table if I were him.
Oh wait, quarantine.

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bruh it gets even realer

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Thank you dearie now have some of my warm yeasty buns and crisp biscuit.

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Please stop, the cringe is beginning to physically hurt.

>ching chong
>bing bong
>*molests a man on the Howard Stern Show*

>meanwhile in reality
>takes no additional time to print Trump's signature than it does to print the secretary of the treasury's or whoever
>dems delayed the bill for a solid month

Doing this in an actual school setting as a comeback would get you laughed at.

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Pretty sure he won't be getting a check.

>tfw soggy bottom

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He was invited to grope Jonah.

Next thing you know Trump is gonna do drive-bys and knock reporters out as they enter the Press room. Pouring out 40's for his homies he lost to Coroma and poppin' granny on her way to buy groceries

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y-you too

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>Q is asking people to praise the demonic frog "kek"
I guess i am gonna hate Q, and call it a larp again

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>we
ching chong ping pong go suck an eggroll through a straw you yellow faggot

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>Ore-sama declares that animal crossing is MAGA and chadpilled
>/ptg/ denies this
>Then animal crossing takes over the world during quarentine
tisk tisk tisk, kuso/ptg/

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What'd you go with?

>$0.12
clutch

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Ah shit nn thanks for baking

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HOLY SHIT

I WON THE VISA LOTTERY

NO MORE RAMEN FOR ME, TENDIES ONLY FROM NOW ON

DON'T WORRY LADS I WON'T FORGET YOU

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idk really know what's going on in that but the word hold makes me think it's alluding to child support or something of that nature