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April 16, 2020 - 05:45
new baker needed
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April 16, 2020 - 05:45
you can't just BUY the black vote
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April 16, 2020 - 05:46
Uh oh
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April 16, 2020 - 05:46
I love open borders and cultural enrichment
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April 16, 2020 - 05:46
Stop being fat and MAGA!
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April 16, 2020 - 05:46
Trump has signed many excutive orders that fix and dismantle previous problems. Trump is also using the National Emergencies Act to combat problems. And can use vetos.
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April 16, 2020 - 05:47
She needs to flash those titties
April 16, 2020 - 05:47
DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS REEE
April 16, 2020 - 05:48
This bitch gets me laid.
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April 16, 2020 - 05:49
Make Russia soviet again and fuck Chyna
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April 16, 2020 - 05:50
Just a friendly reminder: I love all of my MAGA frens.youtu.be /rIayNxMBQck
>And if it comes down to just you and I >Standing on the last corner >Of the last town >Of the last city >In the burning world >You'll still have someone on your side
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April 16, 2020 - 05:51
Everyone here. Huddle up. I got something to tell you.
I went into my local convenience store and was told I have to wear a mask coming in. This is Trunp's America. And it wont change until he is gone.
April 16, 2020 - 05:52
MAGA
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April 16, 2020 - 05:52
I wonder what I should do with my time. I know, I'll go to a message board with people I don't agree with and shit myself. That sounds like a good idea
April 16, 2020 - 05:52
did you apply for trumo bux yet? it only takes a few minutes online.
DO IT NAO!
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April 16, 2020 - 05:52
I’ve been doing p90x during the stay-at-home orders since I don’t have access to a power rack or bench. I forgot how much just pushups, pull-ups, jumping around, and yoga can kick your ass.
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April 16, 2020 - 05:52
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April 16, 2020 - 05:53
>some guy in china eats a dead bat >America's economy crashes
and people will still defend globalism
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April 16, 2020 - 05:53
Now they suddenly care about christianity after telling you to worship everything but christ
April 16, 2020 - 05:53
>This is Trunp's America yfw >And it wont change until he is gone Well, better stock up on masks then faggot, because he's got at least 4 more years.
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April 16, 2020 - 05:53
I got mine today Paid for my car registration, bought a new vacuum cleaner, and paid off my credit cards
April 16, 2020 - 05:53
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April 16, 2020 - 05:54
>mentally ill patient taken out of company of other mentally ill people, placed in company of normal people >suddenly ashamed of their lifestyle choices
April 16, 2020 - 05:54
Give me a hug dearie!
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April 16, 2020 - 05:55
Trumo bought me a new CPU and GPU. Tell me why I shouldn't vote for the guy
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April 16, 2020 - 05:56
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April 16, 2020 - 05:56
I'm literally crying laughing at "nigga Trump" tweets
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April 16, 2020 - 05:56
>joe
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April 16, 2020 - 05:56
And as if we needed more proof that colleges are totally fucked
April 16, 2020 - 05:57
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April 16, 2020 - 05:57
Look, I'm not the type of person who would go on an anonymous forum and promote feeding people to pitfbulls live.
April 16, 2020 - 05:57
If you insist.
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April 16, 2020 - 05:58
He has not yet shot all the traitors, flooding Pennsylvania ave with the blood of the non believers and displaying their heads on a wall of pikes surrounding the beltway
April 16, 2020 - 05:58
smart, how long until she flips red? better yet, she should join the libertarians.
April 16, 2020 - 05:58
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April 16, 2020 - 05:58
Hear me our here. Maybe... Just if... They weren't insufferable faggots... This wouldn't be an issue...
April 16, 2020 - 05:59
Give a plausible pathway for converting to the R’s
April 16, 2020 - 05:59
does else anyone feel like dr mevilyou is running low on minecraft tokens?
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April 16, 2020 - 05:59
Trump has the black vote
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April 16, 2020 - 06:00
Truth.
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>flooding Pennsylvania ave with the blood of the non believers and displaying their heads on a wall of pikes surrounding the beltway You know it's exactly these kinds of theatrics that allowed for this mess in the first place. Purification is a timed challenge like a hot dog eating contest, not a play.
April 16, 2020 - 06:00
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Checked, that shit was fucking hilarious. >oh noes, people might find out what we're teaching their children for 50k a year!
April 16, 2020 - 06:01
does tucc tiem hate boomer?
April 16, 2020 - 06:01
since when Kanye decided to get redpiled about everything altough he is married to a degenerate whore
April 16, 2020 - 06:01
what that mean, he had $8 before Trump?
April 16, 2020 - 06:01
Reminder that Michele Obama will be Bidens running mate
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Scarborough: "You can't be conservative and not bash Lincoln into your head"
April 16, 2020 - 06:02
That sticker has a typo, the second zero should be a five.
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April 16, 2020 - 06:02
Yes.
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He told her to stop dressing like a skank.
April 16, 2020 - 06:03
Do it Mr. President Do it now
April 16, 2020 - 06:03
Stockhomo syndrome. weak pun but nevertheless
April 16, 2020 - 06:03
>Biden may pick a tranny as his running mate
LOL HE DOESN'T EVEN *WANT* TO WIN LOLOLOL
April 16, 2020 - 06:03
so he jerked off into a mirror and shoved a dildo up his ass?
April 16, 2020 - 06:03
Did you make more from the stimulus or from posting here?
April 16, 2020 - 06:03
do any oldniggers have that pic related of the day trump announced?
April 16, 2020 - 06:04
Powerful
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April 16, 2020 - 06:04
so what?
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April 16, 2020 - 06:04
they also convolute "accepted by their peers" with "peers afraid to speak out against campus degeneracy because they'll be expelled"
April 16, 2020 - 06:05
I'd hit a roulette table if I were him. Oh wait, quarantine.
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April 16, 2020 - 06:06
bruh it gets even realer
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April 16, 2020 - 06:06
Thank you dearie now have some of my warm yeasty buns and crisp biscuit.
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April 16, 2020 - 06:06
Please stop, the cringe is beginning to physically hurt.
>ching chong >bing bong >*molests a man on the Howard Stern Show*
April 16, 2020 - 06:07
>meanwhile in reality >takes no additional time to print Trump's signature than it does to print the secretary of the treasury's or whoever >dems delayed the bill for a solid month
April 16, 2020 - 06:07
Doing this in an actual school setting as a comeback would get you laughed at.
April 16, 2020 - 06:07
Pretty sure he won't be getting a check.
April 16, 2020 - 06:08
>tfw soggy bottom
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April 16, 2020 - 06:08
He was invited to grope Jonah.
April 16, 2020 - 06:08
Next thing you know Trump is gonna do drive-bys and knock reporters out as they enter the Press room. Pouring out 40's for his homies he lost to Coroma and poppin' granny on her way to buy groceries
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April 16, 2020 - 06:08
y-you too
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April 16, 2020 - 06:08
>Q is asking people to praise the demonic frog "kek" I guess i am gonna hate Q, and call it a larp again
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April 16, 2020 - 06:08
>we ching chong ping pong go suck an eggroll through a straw you yellow faggot
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April 16, 2020 - 06:09
>Ore-sama declares that animal crossing is MAGA and chadpilled >/ptg/ denies this >Then animal crossing takes over the world during quarentine tisk tisk tisk, kuso/ptg/
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April 16, 2020 - 06:09
>$0.12 clutch
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April 16, 2020 - 06:09
Ah shit nn thanks for baking
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April 16, 2020 - 06:09
HOLY SHIT
I WON THE VISA LOTTERY
NO MORE RAMEN FOR ME, TENDIES ONLY FROM NOW ON
DON'T WORRY LADS I WON'T FORGET YOU
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April 16, 2020 - 06:10
idk really know what's going on in that but the word hold makes me think it's alluding to child support or something of that nature
April 16, 2020 - 06:10