/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3237 - CCP Virus Editions

What if our focus on this happening is making us overlook something else that is also happening?

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Does anyone know how the symptoms develop and how fast does it do it?
I started having dry cough yesterday, so far no other symptoms. I'm praying it is psychosomatic.

This post could be a banner for Yas Forums

out of sheer curiosity and self-loathing, I checked out reddit's "coronavirus" subreddit and holy shit I've never seen such a den of rabid psychopaths in my life
seriously, Yas Forums doesn't hold a candle to them
at least the threads here about lynching niggers and burning kikes follow a meme format
people over there are literally, unironically, and unjokingly wishing death on individuals, politicians, journalists, other posters, ANYONE who suggests that keeping the economy closed might be bad because that means they don't have jobs to pay for things like rent and food.
meanwhile posters pointing out the importance of the economy get banned for "incivility".
are these people just stupid, or do they all just live with their parents?
luckily I still have a job - at least until August.
I work for a conference production company and no conferences = no money. cash reserves for the company run out in August, when I get shitcanned.
I live with my gf who is a teacher and is still getting paid, but that stops in the summer and won't resume until the next school year starts.
my gf and I have enough money to pay for rent until maybe the end of summer before we have to dip into our savings, but our lease is up in August and I'm not signing if my job is in jeopardy. I'll just move back in with my boomer mom and tell my gf to go live with her parents.
these people don't understand that no economy = no money. Bernie isn't going to save them from evictions or hunger, and no charity organization in the world has enough resources to help them, either.
I understand the whole "social distancing" thing and the desire to slow things down just long enough to "flatten the curve", but there are people who are RIGHT NOW living in a more fucked up situation than I MIGHT face in four months.
never have I seen such privileged stupidity - and I'm a right-wing guy.

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So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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Can we get a coordinated clap for all the jannies that are performing their essential duties for free?

heat kills coronavirus

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Okay chang

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America needs to apologize for starting this worldwide pandemic. HRC was 100% correct when she said that donald would get us all killed.

Remember that motto as children: Lead, follow, or GET OUT OF THE WAY. USA needs to realize this and do something other than blaming and ruining everything. China is leading the way for the rest of the world. The usa needs to stop terrorizing and bullying everyone and follow President Xi's glorious leadership into the 21s century and beyond.

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This man is a chad just fyi

Anyway what do people think about the possibility of; 1. all antiobiotic resistant TB cases in the US being activated by wuflu and 2. the possibility of viral reactivation that we're seeing in China, Taiwan and South Korea now? Do you think that the first scenario will happen? Do you think reactivation is real?

I second the motion

where the fuck is everyone finding pictures of japanese girls that look like this

i have never seen them

everyone here is so skinny unfortunately

>filename
Why are chink shills so fucking incompetent?

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youtube.com/watch?v=dxC_D_qiQmw

Perfect example. In germany you still get paid even if the company you work for is closed and you have no work to do or you have to work from home. No matter what you do you get money. And despite that, they are still crying about it and crave that slavery.

How is nipland doing with this chinese gift, everybody not giving a fuck?

Go buy 6 months of rice you're going to need it you disgusting shit smelling Chinese

2 mil corona chan update pls

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,089 (28,529) #2 Spain 180,659 (18,812) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,912 (1,760) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,350 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (130) #20 India 12,456 (422) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,798 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Pakistan 6,505 (124) #32 Australia 6,462 (63) #33 Czech Republic 6,301 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +448 (+43) #2 Brazil +302 (+3) #3 Pakistan +122 (+13) #4 Bolivia +44 (+1) #5 Thailand +29 (+3) #6 South Korea +22 (+4) #7 Honduras +7 (+4) #8 Antigua & Barbuda (+1) #9 India +86 #10 China +46 #11 Kazakhstan +36 #12 Kyrgyzstan +17 #13 Guatemala +16 #14 Australia +15 #15 New Zealand +15 #16 Paraguay +13 #17 Myanmar +11 #18 Barbados +2 #19 Norway +1 #20 Mongolia +1 #21 Maldives +1 #22 Fiji +1…

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only recently taking it serously after a comedian died but we never test anybody so nobody really knows

i stay at my home because i would rather masturbate anyway

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>only 156 new cases in Wuhan as of yesterday
I hate the fucking retards in this general that were hyping up this pussy ass disease back in Feb. I was convinced the world would go to shit and there would finally be something to take me away from the hellhole I exist in. But no, turns out you fucking cunts were peddling snake oil and things wil be back to normal in a month tops. Thanks for nothing you sick delusional fucks.

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It looks like a nip woman photoshopped onto the body of an obese latina.

Oh god my fucking SIDES

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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should have listened to me

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Does anyone know how the symptoms develop
They develop over time as the virus spreads I guess.

>how fast does it do it?
wait 2 weeks. have read from random reports that you could see them as early as 3-4 days. do some research.

My state is going to be one of the first to reopen due to political bullshit.
Any advice?

The best

THE US MIGHT GLASS CHYNA FOR REAL!!

archive.fo/7TbkV

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Washington?

Stay. Home.

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doctors don't know how to treat those blessed by corona-chan, they are considering rehauling how to go about it because no one fully understands her yet
twitter.com/robinnyc7/status/1250500887732277253

learn to recognize bait

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06:15 not been to sleep yet. Got to go outside tomorrow. Got to do stuff. I hate doing stuff. And outside is where you get aids in the bum if you make one little mistake. I never want to catch this nasty shizzle but defo not for at least a year so I can see WTF it is really doing to people. They are coming back after their infections restarting and they clearly are patient zero motherfuckers and corona is never going away. Does this mean no sex forever? When do we get test kits!!!

lol wut I'd be more amazed if the dead weren't infectious

>archive.vn/FKOvS

"Censored Contagion How Information on the Coronavirus is Managed on Chinese Social Media"

Here is an article about how the Communist regime has been censoring information about the new disease since late December, early January.

I've said more about it in these /sci/ posts:

No, Utah.
Current leadership believes 'just dont test, see, no virus'
Governor already talking about wanting to get people back to work asap

Never, either hide in your home or die for your lich queen

Ahead of the curve this one, the Jews must be proud

it's r*ddit, say what you will about this place but most people here at least want a job, not being socialists and all, that said you have to go back
>lynching niggers and burning kikes is a meme
w r o n g

We do under 1000 tests per day. 2 days ago it was only 300
We are fucked.

Enjoy your disaster

Doctors are saying putting patients on vents isn't working. New York doctors are trying new methods that have shown success
newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/04/14/coronavirus-covid-19-hypoxemia-high-flow-oxygen-protocol-proning-ventilators/

The worst pasta so far

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> 四通道再教育
I mean, they can't even get their lies straight, what are the chances they made a WORKING bioweapon?
no, this bullshit 1.5% IFR is all they can be expected to achieve

contact your work an coworkers to see what's going to happen once work starts. See what your governor has said, maybe there are guidelines your employers has to follow.

Give it to me straight, is this a something burger? I mean besides the world economy being in shambles.

more threads than daily deaths

they probably executed him for that

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Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is

Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:
The American virus.

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Use ppe and you will be fine. All this could have been prevented by mandatory mask and eyeprotection.