How do i become a man?

Devuélveme el guano conchetumare

based and castlevanipilled

being a man is being redpilled enough to know a slut from a woman

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

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Damn it

Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

But enough talk.
HAVE AT YOU.

gotta wonder if the kid knows he's a meme

You have a Y chromosome and testes from birth.

A sword and a strong sense of survival

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best post

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Muy bien, muchacho

That chick is hot as fuck. I dig the camel toe, chubby cheeks and I got a thing for women with broad rib cages that stick out like hers, this can be present on any women and not to be confused with very skinny women rib cages, this is different, they normally have wide hips, small high waists and broad rib cages.

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the only way to become a man is to suffer

too bad you're still bluepilled and think there's a difference

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I came here for this and was not disappointed.

She'll fuck you up pussy

Are Peruvians basically just spanish speaking niggers?

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