WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS SQUEEZE THE JUICES OUT OF THE PATTY

>WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU TRUST A WOMAN AT THE GRILL? THEY ALWAYS WANT TO PRESS DOWN ON THE PATTY WITH THE SPATULA AND IT SQUEEZED ALL THE JUICES OUT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM.
Dude, it's time you took control and went your own way. This includes with patties.

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Because they think the meat is raw and that the juices is blood lmaoo

My mother in law triggers the fire alarm 10 times when cooking, my wife too.

My mother in law once put an egg in the microwave. Funniest thing ever.

My wife managed to burn a casserole we had for 20 years in the family the first time she cooked with it.

It's because women don't like their meat "bloody". Even the slightly pink juices that come out of patties are considered blood so they have to be squeezed out or nuked from the patty. Why they don't like this falsely interpreted blood I don't know though, perhaps it reminds them of their monthly twat blood.

>a casserole we had for 20 years in the family
Do frenchies have a family casserole they hand down? How do you keep it from getting moldy?

My wife is great at cooking in general, but something weird happens when the grill comes out
>have to take a work call, ask her to season (salt and pepper) potatoes (for potato salad), skewers (half of them marinated pork with pineapple, half of them mixed veggies), and burgers
>come back 10 minutes later, salt and pepper are in the same spot I left them, food is on the grill and has been flipped 4 times
>lol sorry I forgot to season them
>pic related
>meat and veggies are bland, from the grill the wife is banned

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I thought pol wanted women to stay in the kitchen lol

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Based and truthpilled. I don’t want juice spilling out around my lips and causing minor acne after I shave

> watching juices squirt

Women are fascinated by ejaculation.

Audible kek

>lol sorry I forgot to season them

she might as well have forgotten to cook them

They have to actually enjoy cooking, otherwise, they churn out awful shit to feed their kids.

When French people say casserole they are talking about the dish in which we cook a casserole

no now we just want them to be tied up for breeding

Jesus fucking Christ, user, I promise to never do that. I don't even want to work the grill, open flames are scary, why don't you just do it?
>Females should never be allowed to cook. Not anything, not ever.
Hey, fuck you. Both my meatloaf recipes, the one with tomato sauce and the one with brown mushroom gravy, are on point. And I make great chow-chow relish. I improved my grandma's recipe.

Nope ><
Just a big casserole to make pastas in great quantity, we always made spaghetti in it, and we still had it when I met my wife.

Pardon my french fellas

As much as that upset me, I was more disturbed that she flipped them, and that many times. If she wouldnt have flipped them yet I could have at least seasoned one side, but for some reason she can't just follow the one flip rule.

Grease is bad for the skin. If I want a disgusting burger filled with grease I’ll go to fuddruckers

So funny dude. Ive been grilling for 40 years. It seems %90 of women squeeze the juice out and %90 of men don't. Only thing I can think is that women are afraid to get fat.

>for some reason she can't just follow the one flip rule.
youtube.com/watch?v=kI9_wnlOx0Q

>Only thing I can think is that women are afraid to get fat.
not fucking afraid enough.
pic related.

Leftie media thinks hambeasts are 'supermodels' now.

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>Needing aesthetic for your food
I will agree on pan searing being best for steak, but grill marks being important or not using salt and pepper is the sign of a boomer.

Letterkenny is gay as fuck, but I'd pay good money for that absolute unit in your pic to sit on my face and suffocate me with her rancid meat farts.

Just clean your face after you eat faggot.