/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3236 - CCP Virus Editions

Happening or nothingburger, doesn't matter, I'm enjoying my paid vacation right now and I cannot believe that there are retards out there that are going out to PROTEST so they can go back to work again. Why would you do that? Why not stay at home and enjoy the time off. Why are some people so obsessed with work?

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So what happens when we open the country back up, and immediately have to shut it back down because NO ONE WILL HAVE IMUNITY???? This shutdown is the most retarded feat humanity has ever accomplished. History will look back at this time with utter dismay

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Remember when we hit 10000 cases and that was a big deal. And now we're doing 100000 every day and a half

i wonder what shes up to nowadays

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>tfw WHEN mommywife
Its fair, bros.

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More whites die

mengnews.joins.com/view.aspx?aid=3076094

>It is not yet known whether these cases are the result of the virus reactivating itself after remaining dormant in an individual’s body, or whether the patients contracted the virus entirely anew

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>curve obviously flattening
>quarantine to be lifted in about a month
>retards still hyping it up like its the end of the world

Why are you guys so fucking boring

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She's dead user

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Thats when the fun begins. Expect people to drop dead, it’ll be Wuhan 2.0

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Doctor on (((Sky News))) said earlier that:

>The virus is still not 100% confirmed in transmission. There's belief its contact only however lots of signs and deep suspicions there is airborne transmission aswell
>The virus can survive in nearly all climates and temperates seen so far
>Usually the Summer months is when viruses and such die down a little but then the hard times arrive
>He reckons Autumn and Winter will be utterly brutal with the virus and seasonal ones blending together and hitting at once
>He says there will be no resolution to this for at least 18 months and any news of early vaccines is damage control and investor morale boosts unless they wish to waive all animal testing, all legal readings and rigorous tests before moving onto human testing and the second round of legal stuff.

Basically we're in the shit and its a matter of time before civil unrest kicks in everywhere and indeed we're already seeing the first signs of that.

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IM IN A DARK ROOM NOT FUNNY

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Mommywife

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Truth is, you've coofed from the start.

who /comfy/ here?

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Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is

Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:
The American virus.

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Jesus, Mac looks like shit now

Isn't she the one who died and was tossed into the crematories thereby starting all of this?

It’s a prototype biological weapon that accidentally escaped due to chankoro incompetence.

This is why they won’t open it. ALL the shutdown did was slow the doubling rate from every 3-4 days to every 6-7. They reopen the country and we go bank to apocalyptic spread. They’ll keep talking about wanting to reopen and how to reopen, but they won’t do shit because it isn’t possible to reopen.

don't reply to it, just report

>brazilian scholars

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He looks like my DAD

Revised total U.S. deaths forecast:

April 29: 100,000

Anyone else stocked up on liquor?

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>planning on a rental house and a child in august
>saved thousands, wife is likley infertal, august is late as im willing to risk
>now were boke, infected and locked inside

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So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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out of sheer curiosity and self-loathing, I checked out reddit's "coronavirus" subreddit and holy shit I've never seen such a den of rabid psychopaths in my life
seriously, Yas Forums doesn't hold a candle to them
at least the threads here about lynching niggers and burning kikes follow a meme format
people over there are literally, unironically, and unjokingly wishing death on individuals, politicians, journalists, other posters, ANYONE who suggests that keeping the economy closed might be bad because that means they don't have jobs to pay for things like rent and food.
meanwhile posters pointing out the importance of the economy get banned for "incivility".
are these people just stupid, or do they all just live with their parents?
luckily I still have a job - at least until August.
I work for a conference production company and no conferences = no money. cash reserves for the company run out in August, when I get shitcanned.
I live with my gf who is a teacher and is still getting paid, but that stops in the summer and won't resume until the next school year starts.
my gf and I have enough money to pay for rent until maybe the end of summer before we have to dip into our savings, but our lease is up in August and I'm not signing if my job is in jeopardy. I'll just move back in with my boomer mom and tell my gf to go live with her parents.
these people don't understand that no economy = no money. Bernie isn't going to save them from evictions or hunger, and no charity organization in the world has enough resources to help them, either.
I understand the whole "social distancing" thing and the desire to slow things down just long enough to "flatten the curve", but there are people who are RIGHT NOW living in a more fucked up situation than I MIGHT face in four months.
never have I seen such privileged stupidity - and I'm a right-wing guy.

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it was another virologist that went mia and had her info taken off their website. china claims she is alive

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,089 (28,529) #2 Spain 180,659 (18,812) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,912 (1,760) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,350 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (130) #20 India 12,380 (422) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,798 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,462 (63) #32 Pakistan 6,383 (111) #33 Czech Republic 6,301 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +448 (+43) #2 Brazil +302 (+3) #3 Bolivia +44 (+1) #4 South Korea +22 (+4) #5 Honduras +7 (+4) #6 Antigua & Barbuda (+1) #7 China +46 #8 Guatemala +16 #9 Australia +15 #10 New Zealand +15 #11 Paraguay +13 #12 Myanmar +11 #13 India +10 #14 Barbados +2 #15 Norway +1 #16 Mongolia +1 #17 Maldives +1…

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lmao too late

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I drink it faster than I can buy it. I don't know how to fix this.

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composting probably

oh yea

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How long before they admit that it is airborn hiv?

can someone post the 2 mil draw from the drawfag?

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All to save THE HECKIN BOOMERINOS!!! Who do so much good for the world. This gay earth deserves nothing but nuclear sanitization.

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No need to drink the alcoholic jew, I'd rather have snacks and anime for the apocalypse.

GO BACK TO FUCKING WORK GOY

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look on the bright side user, now you are also infertile because of coronachan, so now you have something in common

I have only ever kissed or held the hand of one girl and she wont even talk to me.

They say the party is over guy’s.
Is it true?

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>Now Playing: Still No Treatment - Corona

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About 2 weeks.

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You'd have to stay in complete lockdown for a minimum of 3 months to go down to less than 500 new infected a day.
But that's way too long, so a lot of goyim will sadly have to die so the green line can go up again. You hate to see it.

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well first we'll have to get some actual evidence of that, then wait a few months for media to pick up on it

Does America care about the black people in China?

The intern was patient zero if I recall correctly.

I unironically beamed with pride at that image. God i love papa trump

Are masks effective at stopping the spread of corona? I've heard a lot of contradictory advice.

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>Again with this schizo shit

Buy ten times as much as you usually do and fucking ration yourself bongman

18 million people die every year from cardiovascular diseases. Wake me up when this is a something burger.

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You know it, bahamabro. Cheers to a comfy quarantine.

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I mean maybe, but from the reports the black people over there are Nigeria.

The dems just have to throw some shade at China's feet, but at least they don't glorify the orange dictator and are reasonable about cooperation with China and worldwide vital NGO's like the UN and the WHO. My fellow Americans, we cannot take 4 more years of GOP tyranny. Let's vote blue in November.

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I bought 9 bottles of bourbon, wanted to try a bunch of mid-range brands that /ck/ recommended and decide which will be my go-to.

how long until cattle transmission?

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Ofcourse they fucking are, at the bery least they stop your sputem landing on another human.
Better masks = better protection against an airborne transmissable pathogen.

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Chinese are rat slaves that haven't had an original idea in 2000 years. All they can do is copy the West.

I sense a merchant here

Goyim WANT to go back to work. youtube.com/watch?v=L8_akrpUbog&t=107s

These retards can't stay at home for even one month without craving their slavery.

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Being a fat fuck isn’t contagious

Do you flu fags every give it up? 150,000+ people die every day and this faggy virus hasn't even killed 140k in 4+ months.

lol does that retard even realize what he is revealing

Sound logic, but I just can't stop drinking double what I have.
I need to buy a still.

I couldnt stop watching, and was like wtf mate

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Why white countries are so stupid in comparison with China?

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i have partial loss of taste and smell with no other symptoms. is coronavirus loss of taste and smell temporary or permanent?

Good bye boop poster

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Trump better hold true to his threats and liquidate Congress

happy fapping

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Except for the bat mutations in south america causing a 15% mortality lmfao.

temporary from what I've read, but look it up.

atleast something is better than nothing, masks always somehow reminds me not to touch my face and reminds me to breathe, which I dangerously 'skip' idk

Why do you want to go back to work so bad?

newsweek.com/coronavirus-dead-body-spread-virus-1497674

Why repost this multiple threads in a row? Are you another bot?

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What is she going to give birth to?

This shit isn’t erotic at all.

another strain of rona

if you think china is out of the whole you're the stupid one.

America needs to apologize for starting this worldwide pandemic. HRC was 100% correct when she said that donald would get us all killed.

Remember that motto as children: Lead, follow, or GET OUT OF THE WAY. USA needs to realize this and do something other than blaming and ruining everything. China is leading the way for the rest of the world. The usa needs to stop terrorizing and bullying everyone and follow President Xi's glorious leadership into the 21s century and beyond.

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can't wait until the dry dusty corpse of china finally becomes incapable of hiding the death rate because of how far their society collapses.

So am I faggot lol

Is it possible to hear some good news this week?

I'm a retiredfag watching our country spiral into communism

Post pic

this lady is the roundest-eyed chink i've ever seen.

Very comfy right now.

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>le green line

You think that's the main gripe?

>no airplanes allowed to fly, cant go see the world
>cant even walk down the street without getting pepper sprayed for violating curfew
>cant meet anyone
>cant gather any materials, can't build or do ANYTHING
>no food being produced, can't cook or eat jack shit except dystopian dry oats and other bland suicide-inducing shit

But at least le capitalism is getting btfo, am i right? Kys cabbage nigger

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He just admitted it's a chink virus. What a time to be alive

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Fuck Dems

Is it just me or does our good girl really trigger Boomers? Like, the Coronachan meme, not actually the virus (although it seems to trigger Boomers too).

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How come a guy who didn't finish middle school is called a "scholar"?

>tfw been drinking about two beers everyday for the week I’ve been on quarantine
>comfy but terrified of becoming an alcoholic like this user

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Yikes, lets unpack this on why its troublesome...

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That's the last one from drawfag so who knows

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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Why are you such a nigger faggot?

YO GODDAMN!
Thank you user

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At this point, idk if this is a schizo, a troll or actually a CCP agent posting.

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even small amounts can create a habit. I expect a ton of people to exit this as alcoholics with how rampant day drinking has become

If its any consolation, the commies are a bunch of degenrates that will die before anyone else

You guys better be blasting this btw: youtube.com/watch?v=EMcaeMU8FTc

I haven’t seen boomers reacting to coronachan what’s it like?

It’s more likely a dumb faggot pretending to be a chankoro shill.

I am not getting a vaccine Bill

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We’ll hit a billion by End Of Year easily, and from that wobably 6 million dead mostly in the third world .

Prenty more where that come from

Bloody marvelous

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Anyone else completely lost what little faith they had in society, and politicians?

People shoving their heads in the sand when a rape happened a few cities over, a murder here or there.
A politician lying about his promises, conspiracy and bribe and voters ignoring it.
That's all one thing.

A bloody pandemic sweeping across the world gives it all an entirely different colouration.
These people are beyond apathy, this utterly ridiculous, every little hope I have of things turning around for the world are utterly shattered.
We are hedonists, and rotten to the core by naivety, downright ignorance, malpractice

I started seeing most humans as just bumbling through life, acquiring proficiency here and there, but in the grand scheme of things they retain this weird behaviour that isn't animalistic, you'd expect an animal to at least have a fear response.

But for the most it's either utter panic, and doing like monkey do.
Or utter apathy.

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Boy you fucking nothingburger faggots are entering into a level of schizophrenic paranoia that had simply not been heard of or observed before.

They get really flustered and annoyed, idk it's weird to describe.

did the drawfag say so?

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been waiting for good news for a month and a half now.

Why are you so obsessed with going back to work? LITERALLY just enjoy your fucking vacation and paid leave. Crying about not being able to work and make money for Shlohmo Blatzbergshekelstein isn't going to help you.

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Going to post this in one more thread just to see if I could get some good info
>was going to move from AZ to MT in a few months and set up a place on my own
>Corona-chan has made things so turbulent I might have to postpone my leave date
How will this pandemic affect people wanting to make big moves? Namely finding an apartment and a job before moving to the other state.

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>Live with disgusting douchebag roommates
>Work a shitty minimum wage job and make less money than someone that's unemployed
>Grandfather just went to the hospital due to a brain hemorrhage
>Family lied and said I was dependent on them so now I don't get the trumpbux
I'm at the end of my rope. I want to lash out and snap someone's neck like a fucking toothpick but I have nobody I can directly blame for any of my terrible problems.

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Hand over that mom/user video and no one gets hurt

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>user takes the black pill
Welcome fellow stalker

6? Try 600, chink. This is the greatest mass culling in history and we're alive to witness it. Thank Her for this.

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Based Gary.

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>no Jim Beam whiskey
Might as well be poison

Kek

rofl I drank a 1.75 liter handle in two days last Friday and Saturday. usually drank about a half or 0.6 liters a day for years with a few days/weeks/month of sobriety sprinkled in between
on the wagon now so that's good
my advice is quit while you're ahead
I started with 2 beers a night
then it became 4, which became a 6 pack
then it was a bottle of red, which became a bottle and a half, which became two
then I switched to vodka and gave myself a problem
I'm a lucky fuck in that I don't get withdrawals (yet) but a tiny Jap like you who doesn't come from drinking stock might
quit while you're ahead

>The effect of covid-19 is la combination of SARS and AIDS as it attacks the lungs and immune system simultaneously: CCP Publications
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/chinese-doctors-say-coronavirus-like-a-combination-of-sars-and-aids-can-cause-irreversible-lung-damage/news-story/f58f19c5eeae99b845c54e2d2b9305ca

BASED!

It's their unrivaled arrogance. They don't know it, but they will know that China is now the world's sole superpower. The old way is OVER.

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>hans discovers people are stupid
thats the first step
and the behaviour IS animalistic hans, animal has fear response to perceived threats, not to the logically concluded ones

Well good thing curing it is impossible

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Ye

It's ok I made a shoop because I know how you feel guys

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I've never had any faith in society and politicians, even as a kid. But if I had, I'd have lost it all by now.

So jealous of the ebisu black, that and sapporo black are legendary. in the us we dont get thst godly jdm nectar

Just remember, this fucking virus came from a female chink scientist that didn't protect herself properly in a lab and passed this off in the Wuhan wet market

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