/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3235 - CCP Virus Editions

Yas Forums's getting raided
again
for the four millionth fucking time

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OMG. Jets just flew over my house

why is he being a retard?

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Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
- April 14: 2,000,000 cases
- April 30: ???????????????

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Oh wow a military plane! In america? I've never heard of the military on america before

Disgusted, but also a boner...

Omg his house just flew over my house

>implying this general wasn't just one big chink, Yas Forums and bot raid ever since #600

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>Dead: 134,956
lol, still only 134,956.
How many days has it been stuck at 134,956? Four days? Five days?

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That isn't a raid, thats the Americas becoming active.
Not all of you are complete retards but fuck me, a vast majority of you are.

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>20 deaths per day
If Texans can keep 6 feet distance from each other, it will work out fine.

WHEN IS IT GOING TO ESCALATE!!!! GOD DAMN IT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO GET WORSE!!! WHEN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Is it finally over?

>mild soreness in chest
>minor coof but no dryness or wheezing
>perfectly fine in all other ways, no trouble breathing, pulse oxometer is 96-99, no fever
Bros am I gonna be okay...

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yeah

4,000,000

Where is it happening most now? Where is shit hitting the fan Ecuador-style at the moment?

yeah

thanks, keep me posted.

You guys need to start including a timezone. Last thread was -23:54 now we've gone back an hour to -22:56

USA

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What'd everybody spend trumpbux on?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,089 (28,529) #2 Spain 180,659 (18,812) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,912 (1,760) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,350 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (130) #20 India 12,370 (422) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,798 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,462 (63) #32 Pakistan 6,383 (111) #33 Czech Republic 6,301 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +448 (+43) #2 Brazil +302 (+3) #3 Bolivia +44 (+1) #4 South Korea +22 (+4) #5 Honduras +7 (+4) #6 Antigua & Barbuda (+1) #7 China +46 #8 Guatemala +16 #9 Australia +15 #10 New Zealand +15 #11 Paraguay +13 #12 Barbados +2 #13 Norway +1 #14 Maldives +1…

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>Bros am I gonna be okay...
till round two

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frens, does anyone have the compilation of red all cause mortality graphs for many European countries? showing This Is Not Normal. Some where Economist but others were not

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Reposting from last thread. Tucker Carlson has gone full nothing burger, saying it's just the flu bro, because he's worried about the economy and because he's not personally sick.

QRD on Tucker's show tonight-

>THE VIRUS IS MAN MADE!
>WE NEED TO LOCK IT DOWN!
5 minutes later...
>JEWS ARE BEING ARRESTED IN THEIR OWN SYNAGOGUES WE NEED TO OPEN IT ALL BACK UP GOY!
>THINK ABOUT THE POOR JEWS AND HOW THEY'RE RIGHTS WERE VIOLATED! THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY THEY LOSE DURING THIS LOCKDOWN!
>IF YOU DON'T END THE LOCKDOWN YOU'RE AN ANTISEMITE
>POVERITY KILLS MORE (((PEOPLE))) THAN CORONAVIRUS
>WHY DO WE HAVE TO LOCKDOWN ALL PARTS OF GROUND ZERO STATES WHEN SOME OF THOSE PARTS AREN'T INFECTED YET?
>IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO!
>BUT IT'S ALSO FROM A CHINESE LAB!
>YOU CAN'T BUY PAINT NOW IN MICHIGAN! THIS IS ANOTHER SHOAH!
>YEAH, I KNOW PEOPLE CAN'T PUBLICLY GATHER, BUT WHY CAN'T ONE GUY PUBLICLY GATHER AT THE PARK OR BEACH, IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WILL DO THE SAME?
>IF I'M NOT SICK YOU WAGIES SHOULD HAVE TO WAIT ON ME!
>WE NEED TO OPEN IT ALL UP TO OWN THE LIBS!

Link to the episode:
youtube.com/watch?v=87hP9cONk9M

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USA? China perhaps... How is Nippon doing??

I'm investing mine, plan to buy some shit at good prices.

Family Feud:

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.

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booze and bills

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BE GONE DEAMONS OF THE BIZARRE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

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Ah, the good ole days.

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Texans won't fucking listen. Once things open up people are gonna rush out being retarded

Shit taste

it’s because regular noise pollution has decreased. shit your pants faggot

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heat kills coronavirus

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JUST DOWNLOAD THE LOCATION TRACKING APP
IT'S OKAY, JUST TRUST THE GOVERNMENT
IT'S ONLY UNTIL A VACCINE IS AVAILABLE
BTW THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THERE WILL BE NEVER BE A VACCINE

Is there an updated version of this graph?

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i thought it was coming the 18th no?

Its going to explode up to 4 million by the end of may
Normies are convinced its a nothingburger deep state plot (what have you done Yas Forums) to stop them from partying and going on cruises

I'm sorry about my appearance, Sir. Better this way, Sir?

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when will non filers get neet bucks

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She's finally did it bros! Daily 9/11 numbers!

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100% a hoax. Flu deaths are way down this year. We are looking at thousands infected per state and hundreds dead. Maybe. NPR on The National Conversation had some doctors on. It was very clear which ones actually knew anything and which ones were fear mongering. npr.org/series/821003492/the-national-conversation-with-all-things-considered

>im lovin it

Imagine the smell.

If it lasts more then another week, she has got you and your doomed

Ah yes, the npr, totally a reliable source of news

Bacon or viel.

NY just added "probable deaths" to pump the numbers

spiritof75.bandcamp.com/releases

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Arent flu deaths down because everyone has been inside their house for 2 months??

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BE GONE YOU BIZZAR CREATURE, THESE THREADS BELONG TO OBSERVERS, NOT YOUR KIND

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All nursing home deaths across nation are not included, so that's a good offset.

Best to put a noose around your head as well, just to be sure

Bacon and thanks for the yummy get

Stay safe boop poster

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Why do normies come here anyway?

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I don't trust the test kits. They're injecting nanomachines into us bros.

To be offended.

She needs your love and new ideas for Coronachan depictions.

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Doodle

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They live behind your eyes. All you have to do is dig.

NOTHINGBURGER

you know glenlivet is 1000x better than this overpriced swill right. better yet get some Lagavulin.

Smells like a mix of bad bacon and burning rubber

WE NEED MORE BURNING 5G MASTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyone notice how boop poster and mommywife poster never post in the same thread

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TWO MORE WAVES

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take a look in the mirror and ask yourself that question, david

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Ignoring the fact that the virus wouldn’t stay active that long, the idea that nano tubes in your bloodstream wouldn’t:be filtered out or b: cause hideous amounts of damage along by just being there, makes this hilarious

out of sheer curiosity and self-loathing, I checked out reddit's "coronavirus" subreddit and holy shit I've never seen such a den of rabid psychopaths in my life
seriously, Yas Forums doesn't hold a candle to them
at least the threads here about lynching niggers and burning kikes follow a meme format
people over there are literally, unironically, and unjokingly wishing death on individuals, politicians, journalists, other posters, ANYONE who suggests that keeping the economy closed might be bad because that means they don't have jobs to pay for things like rent and food.
meanwhile posters pointing out the importance of the economy get banned for "incivility".
are these people just stupid, or do they all just live with their parents?
luckily I still have a job - at least until August.
I work for a conference production company and no conferences = no money. cash reserves for the company run out in August, when I get shitcanned.
I live with my gf who is a teacher and is still getting paid, but that stops in the summer and won't resume until the next school year starts.
my gf and I have enough money to pay for rent until maybe the end of summer before we have to dip into our savings, but our lease is up in August and I'm not signing if my job is in jeopardy. I'll just move back in with my boomer mom and tell my gf to go live with her parents.
these people don't understand that no economy = no money. Bernie isn't going to save them from evictions or hunger, and no charity organization in the world has enough resources to help them, either.
I understand the whole "social distancing" thing and the desire to slow things down just long enough to "flatten the curve", but there are people who are RIGHT NOW living in a more fucked up situation than I MIGHT face in four months.
never have I seen such privileged stupidity - and I'm a right-wing guy.

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Seconded, JW is fucking garbage

Tom Hanks is dead. His turkey neck had a shadow. And astute user discovered in earlier thread.

Only nanomachine here is your dick.

I'm just waiting for someone to post the latest thickening gif.

OK done. What do I do next?

>523k confirmed cases as of 3/26
>133k dead on 4/11
>378k recovered on 4/11

We’re just now starting to take it relatively seriously. We’re fucked

Is anyone else excited about these "We Want to Work" Protests? I feel like their is more potential for a violent conflict with this shit than with the Virginia gun protest. I really hope they continue its fucking exciting. I was only kidding when I said you can patriot at anytime but they're really going to fucking do it

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>tfw you wish you'd bought 2 maska and 2 cbrn suits, so you had 1 for LARPing and 1 for actually going outside in.

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>2 more weeks
2 more weeks
>2 more weeks

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Guys I’m seeing a ton of shit all at once about this actually being a Wuhan bio-weapon. How will people react to this?

The fuck?

How are people acting on the ground? Any businesses seeing outbreaks?

Do you think commie NPR would try and hype this up to get more government intervention or let business take off? Retard.

Not to mention the infection potential.

is it schizo time already?

Wow it’s almost like Yas Forums has been deamoniszed for the last 18 or so years and is actually a place you can openly discuss things sans the cult like atmosphere of most others forms

keep all borders closed.
we'll pull through.

About the same as they do now

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It helps if you count the flu deaths. China just used this to round up dissidents. And other nations used it to help create their fascist state.

Hopefully by nuking china

Phase 1 is over. The interesting part is phase 2. How long until we get to containment, at the current rate? Probably like 20 years lol.

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In two weeks, no one will be left to remember them

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Checked, and yes. It's a tinderbox.

kek. Can I still eat out your mom though?I want her HPV brother.