Teenager Alyssa Carson could be the first person to set foot on Mars

Bitch would probably do an obnoxious tiktok dance with her ass hanging out

Oh fuck i forgot to check my se.....

It's like, um amazing.

>one huge step for woman
>one giant leap for womankind

She looks very American

we are never getting off this rock.
not with the people we have now.

>Mars
Doesn't exist senpai

kek

"I'm scared."

humans will never step on mars.

> $50 for my premium snap

Look at that Adams apple. It will be some fake Masonic code bullshit. No one is going to Mars

Probably something like this
>Whites first to the moon and first to mars. superior race among the stars. through time and tested we did prevail. for god and country we did not fail.

I'm thinking her first words were when she was a child.

My god, what have I done!

one small step for woman
one giant leap for womankind
*flosses*

Earth is flat. This is a spiritual realm, not a random rock full of space monkeys

this.

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“FUCK DRUMPF”

help, I'm dying.

"I just made it to Mars and I'm already craving the BBC, get me back home please."

"Mars is cool. But I really need a couple BBC's in my holes"

it's wopeoplekind, bigot

>on small step for WOMEN
>oh my god I've made a terrible mistake

There's a space programme run by the military and we have ppl on mars already

The stuff you will see will be fake and filmed here on Earth

There is water at the bottom of the ocean!!!

Built for BMC

If a woman is the first person on mars I’ll go on a rampage
Your move fbi

"Wtf why isnt there wifi"

this isn't real, why are we faking all this?

Can't wait for space porn. Imagine watching some slut getting DPed in the space station with a view of the Moon outside. Perhaps Brazzers and SpaceX could do a collab?

i’m literally shaking

Where is the big ayyy cock.

This inhuman place makes human monsters.

Astronaut training should begin at age 16. PROVE ME WRONG

>Teenager
What is the purpose of sending her over an experienced astronaut. I have no problems with a woman, but a teenager seems a bit too young.

the first person on mars will be a jew.

>One giant step for Womyn
>One giant leap for Womankind

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She’ll be sacrificed to moloch

mutt

>not black
>not jewish

theyre using her as a test dummy like they did with monkeys

she might have been kept from having sex so she is young enough to make a trip there and back while also not being a crazy slut that will sabotage everything

Why doesn't my cellphone work?

na it's because that will happen when she's older they're grooming her for it but that shit will never happen

learn what molech is you retard
the capitalist west worships molech, no doubt you worship molech through your actions every day

Some obvious female power bullshit like “one small step for woman, one giant leap for womankind!” Even if “womankind” doesn’t make as much sense as mankind

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NASA will of course pair her with a black astronaut for the 6 month unsupervised journey.
Good luck, Alyssa!

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this chick has no official affiliation with NASA or any other space organization, to my knowledge. She's just larping, and it just might work.

>Can't wait for space porn. Imagine watching some slut getting DPed in the space station with a view of the Moon outside. Perhaps Brazzers and SpaceX could do a collab?

Already done, google "Zero-G cumshot"

She won't say shit, she'll be too busy taking selfies of herself. One with ass sticking out, one with duck lips, one with a tattooed nigger hugging her from behind and feeling her tits. They'll have to send a tattooed nigger up with her for this purpose.

yo quiero taco bell

"Mars raped me #metoo"

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My only question is, is this a case of her sucking off some Jew or is it that the more regular betas gave her this prestige for just being an attractive female

She hasn't done shit in her fucking life. "Astronaut in training" means her parents paid a shit ton of money for her to go to a bunch of space camps.
Think about Johnny Kim part of the recent astronaut class. He was a navy SEAL, then get a BA in math, then went to Harvard Medical school.
What the fuck has she done? Graduated high school?

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She going to start an only fans from mars. She'll be rich bitch!

why are there no nice guys on Mars?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space#Planned_attempts

>In June 2015, Pornhub announced its plans to make the first pornographic film in space. It launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund the effort, dubbed Sexploration, with the goal of raising $3.4 million in 60 days. The campaign only received pledges for $236,086. If funded, the film would have been slated for a 2016 release, following six months of training for the two performers and six-person crew.[18][19][20][21] Though it claimed to be in talks with multiple private spaceflight carriers, the company declined to name names "for fear that that would risk unnecessary fallout" from the carriers.[18] A Space.com article about the campaign mentioned that in 2008, Virgin Galactic received and rejected a $1 million offer from an undisclosed party to shoot a sex film on board SpaceShipTwo.[19]

I had to unfollow this guy from instagram because he mogs everyone so fucking hard just by existing.