>stay at home and don't go outside >can you believe some governments haven't locked down their countries yet >This is the most dangerous virus the world has ever seen bro it's LITERALLY happening >the incubation period is literally like 3 weeks >it stays airborne for up to like 3 days >You don't understand! we can't overwhelm our healthcare system!
Ironic, isn't it? Happeningcels and /cvg/ are the biggest virtue signaling global citizen NPCs there are
The biggest artificial global """disaster"""" fake happening to ever exist
>literally only fat unhealthy old people die from it, i.e. people who die from the flu >every death (heart attack, pneomina, AIDS, natural causes, etc.) that coincides with someone who happens to have the virus is automatically counted as having died because of the virus >every single model is horribly fucking wrong based on false presumptions and data from rapid spread in urban centers skewing the numbers nationally and globally >take out all the take deaths and this is literally just the flu in every empirical sense >every politician uses this as a chance to virtue signal and overreact to curry favor with sheep
>Still thinks it's just the flu >Still hasn't done any research into the matter to realize he's wrong Get a load of this nothingburger faggot!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Eli Long
>yeah bro do your research and you'll see ITS HAPPENING!!!!!! we totally need to crash the global economy to save fat black people
>j-just wait. in 2 more weeks the deaths will finally surface.
Mason Smith
no lockdown here. Taking train a lot. Was sick in january tho. bascily a flu. so far no probs. If that crappy virus would kill me i would be fine with it. its just nature. People should stop being fucking pussies and die already.
Liam Morales
Michigan has more than twice as many cases as Sweden despite having the same population. Sweden has no lockdown, while Michigan has one of the hardest lockdowns in the world.
The truth is all happeningcels are fat NEETs who have nothing in life and hope against hope that any emergency turns into an event that destroys the world, because then everyone will be as miserable as them. Sorry to crash your party, incels. You'll be a worthless NEET forever.
It's basically a flu like virus that can cause breathing problems in some people.
I'm giving up on most people in real life, I've been abused for not wearing a mask by normies, insulted by family members called names for what? Telling them its over hyped.
Fuck these people, they can die in the upcoming depression for all I care.
Sebastian Barnes
This is why I've given up trying to convince randoms or say "facebook friends".
I'll send a link and thats about it.
Evan Richardson
Michigan is also not a country, so you're comparing apples to rear view mirrors.
Levi Sanchez
>corona is just a flu >chink is hiding the real number of corona casualties Well which one?
How can corona be both a Chinese bioweapon AND just a nothingburger flu?
Adrian Bennett
No OP, you are the NPC. We have nurses working around the clock making new tiktok videos. They’re overwhelmed and are running out of ideas. What’s going to be next, huh, OP? The Macarena?
You’re just a piece of shit that doesn’t care about complex dance routines.
Levi Young
Because the Chinese literally fucked it up. It’s a fun scenario. Lol. It IS a bio weapon, just like a nerf bio weapon when they were supposed to finish the design to make it fire actual bullets.
Christian Anderson
>the incubation period is literally like 3 weeks I've seen some retards claim it's 1 fucking month
Kayden Ross
Yas Forums is retarded. 90% are sub 70iq retards who will parrot what the other 10% are saying for lulz. Both are wrong in this case. Like everything, it's somewhere in the middle.
Nicholas Watson
based
Julian Hughes
"essential, non essential" "social distancing" "front lines" "war on covid-19" "for your safety... and the safety of others"
OP is right, it's just the flu, it's barely even a cold! We should lift the lockdown, I wanna go to the beauty salon, and go out and eat avocado rolls with my friends and then go back to their place to drink wine and watch movies again. I don't care if a few boomers die, I wanna go out and be a thot again!
You don't understand, I'm not prepared for isolation. Facebook and Reddit got real boring when nobody could take cool selfies anywhere, the only novelty I've had in my life has been discovering Yas Forums and playing shooting games on the GameCube my brother left behind when he moved out. They're like all shooting games, he didn't even get Super Mario Sunshine. Every dopamine hit I've had for like 5 days now came blowing something away. That shit, and the lack of human contact, and participating in a toxic cesspool like this, that's what made people like you into people like you. I don't want to be people like you, I want to be normal again. Let me out of lockdown and open up my favorite bars. This NEET life is pure hell.
>The truth is all happeningcels are fat NEETs who have nothing in life and hope against hope that any emergency turns into an event that destroys the world, because then everyone will be as miserable as them. Sorry to crash your party, incels. You'll be a worthless NEET forever.
delete this
David Bailey
Unironically should have herd immunitied this shit
I know let me post this on social media so I can get hero points. Attention grabbers. I'm not denying healthcare workers are swamped yet this kind of behaviour indicates everything wrong with social media and attention whoring.
Carter Bailey
Going outside is so nice these days. Kek at the people who are deathly scared of leaving their homes.
Brody Barnes
reminder that the media would not be blowing this shit up if it wasnt an election year
John Gray
cheggd
Henry Wright
As someone who's been about 1-6 months ahead of the normie curve my entire life, I predict the backlash will be pretty intense once it becomes apparent that only people in high density urban hellscapes are even remotely at risk.
I'm a prepper and was all on board for the end of the world month ago, but literally the only tangible effect on quality of life has been a shortage of toilet paper and the junk food and pasta aisles being slightly more empty than normal. I pitied the rural retards I live around that didnt practice social distancing and just went on about their life like nothing was happening. A month later, my county has like 5 cases, and we're only about 30 minutes away from a major metropolitan area. The people I live around have been laughing about this the whole time, but I for one am fucking pissed that I was made a fool of over a massive fucking nothingburger. I'm going back to life as normal and if some barney fife cuck cop tries to fuck with me over it I'm gonna shit all over their minecraft server.
Elijah Barnes
#EndTheLockdown!!!
END IT SO I CAN GO BACK TO WORK! I DONT WANT TO HAVE FREEDOM AND DO WHAT I WANT, I CANNOT FUNCTION IF I CANT SLAVE MY ASS OFF OF MR. BLATZBERG! YES, MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE INCLUDING MY PARENTS, BUT THAT GREEN LINE? THAT GREEN LINE NEEDS TO GO UP SO SHEKELSTEIN AND HOROWITZOCAUST CAN SWIM IN "MY" MONEY!!
#EndTheLockdown!!! Let me work 12 hours shifts again for the greater good!!
I work 30 hours a week from home either way making six figures and taking naps all day. It's killing my vacation plans though. Cope more NEET
Sebastian Martin
Fuck off, I love Corona because I can LITERALLY stay at home, not even having to work from home, and I still get fucking paid. It's been a month now and it will continue for at least another month. 2 months of vacation, I get paid, but fucking retards are PROTESTING so they can go back to slaving their ass off instead of enjoying their time off.
