/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3234 - CCP Virus Editions

>oh yeah that happened.

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Imagine the death toll in third world countries. Hot damn, we might actually be able to colonize empty land for the first time in a few centuries!

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So, has that thickening gif gotten any more frames recently?

You have bought into fear. Please be rational.

youtube.com/watch?v=wMg6Ydtel6A
youtube.com/watch?v=vSny_uv2H8s
youtube.com/watch?v=hhbBfydQfos
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>/cvg/ is an (agency) psyOp

>most countries lockdown
>world economy is fucked
>cases start to level off
>sweden is the one place to not lockdown
>cases and deaths level off anyway
imagine causing a worldwide economic depression over a slightly more aggressive flu

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should I screencap that?

Did you ordered a nothingburger, Sir?
Would you like something to drink with that? Maybe a Not-a-Cola Zero, perhaps?

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I had nothing to do with their disappearance I swear

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You DID use your trumpbux for a gun, right?

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What about that K22 ACE2 inhibitor ?
journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article?id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1004166
Could it work on SARS-CoV-2 ?

probably not less than a week, i give it until mid may when we're back in full swing

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 644,089 (28,529) #2 Spain 180,659 (18,812) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,341 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,912 (1,760) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,350 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (130) #20 India 12,370 (422) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,613 (229) #24 Japan 8,626 (178) #25 Chile 8,273 (94) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,798 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,462 (63) #32 Pakistan 6,383 (111) #33 Czech Republic 6,301 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Mexico 5,847 (449)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +448 (+43) #2 Brazil +302 (+3) #3 South Korea +22 (+4) #4 China +46 #5 Guatemala +16 #6 Australia +15 #7 New Zealand +15 #8 Paraguay +13 #9 Barbados +2 #10 Norway +1 #11 Maldives +1…

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American death toll was predicted to be 60,000. Now in a mere span of two weeks the death toll reached over 30,000.

The original 100,000 death toll is perhaps closer to reality than the underestimated one but we will have to wait and see.

Trump so far has done right in standing against China. However because he could only care about the interests of corporates, he will only push for measures that may very well push the total American deaths to over that initial estimation

I have a feeling the world will learn the true origin of this virus soon enough.

Maybe a week

What should I get user revolver, shotgun, what?

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Why's Tucker being a boomer retard? He's gone full nothing burger, saying it's just the flu bro.

QRD on Tucker's show tonight-

>THE VIRUS IS MAN MADE!
>WE NEED TO LOCK IT DOWN!
5 minutes later...
>JEWS ARE BEING ARRESTED IN THEIR OWN SYNAGOGUES WE NEED TO OPEN IT ALL BACK UP GOY!
>THINK ABOUT THE POOR JEWS AND HOW THEY'RE RIGHTS WERE VIOLATED! THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY THEY LOSE DURING THIS LOCKDOWN!
>IF YOU DON'T END THE LOCKDOWN YOU'RE AN ANTISEMITE
>POVERITY KILLS MORE (((PEOPLE))) THAN CORONAVIRUS
>WHY DO WE HAVE TO LOCKDOWN ALL PARTS OF GROUND ZERO STATES WHEN SOME OF THOSE PARTS AREN'T INFECTED YET?
>IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO!
>BUT IT'S ALSO FROM A CHINESE LAB!
>YOU CAN'T BUY PAINT NOW IN MICHIGAN! THIS IS ANOTHER SHOAH!
>YEAH, I KNOW PEOPLE CAN'T PUBLICLY GATHER, BUT WHY CAN'T ONE GUY PUBLICLY GATHER AT THE PARK OR BEACH, IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WILL DO THE SAME?
>IF I'M NOT SICK YOU WAGIES SHOULD HAVE TO WAIT ON ME!
>WE NEED TO OPEN IT ALL UP TO OWN THE LIBS!

Link to the episode:
youtube.com/watch?v=87hP9cONk9M

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It's beautiful user

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>the true origin
take your conspiracy bullshit somewhere else
it literally doesn't matter where it came from

It's over

It's over

IT'S BEEN LIKE 8 THREADS. What did you do to them? You release the whereabouts and we'll airdrop a mommywife.

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>AC helps corona propogate faster
People living in nigger climates BTFO

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>3k+ new cases overnight
AAAAA

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Revolving Shotgun.

suck my cock chang
The world is going to band together and ruin your goddamn country

imagine how hard it would be to remove that garment.

I hope, I have been observing every method under the sun to draw anatomy decently.

jut give it two weeks after thursday. Trumps announcing his plan for reopening then and states that want to open up badly will hop on that fast. If we do get a happening that'll be the start.

I guess theres also the germans too who are deciding to reopen

Eat shit chankoro

I think he’s being driven insane because of this fucking lockdown

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Buenas noches. I want a doughnaught and an empa nada. Do you have 7-nop? If you don't just bring me a Fanta-sy

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Are you nogunz? Probably a .22 LR like a Ruger 10/22 or an affordable AR.

Have a longrifle already? Get a good quality peestol in a popular caliber, like 9mm, and buy as much ammo as you can find for reasonable prices.

Have both? Maybe get something cool like a shotgun, or buy some accessories like a scope for taking out raiders from your 2nd floor window.

Rifle

>drive by Walmart today
>as many cars as black Friday
Coronachan is going to spread like wildfire with everyone out spending their trumpbux

How many are dead ?

Mines pregnant and in the bedroom sleeping atm faggot.

Cant wait for the bat mutation strand
Lmao heat only makes it stronger. What the fuck did these chinks create?

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Still waiting for my bat soup.

no guns and my only experience is firing a friends handgun on his farm years ago. So simplicity and ease of use would be ideal

134k

>7-nop

topkek

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that is the best coronachan

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I got my trumpbux in advance and went out to scoop up more DEENZ, tuna, rice and BEENZ yesterday, before the unwashed plebs got their hands on it en mass. Still got like $2700 left over.

>Air conditioning helps corona propagate faster
guess i'm dying, cause summer finna be hot

Nooooo not my heckin birderinos!!!
archive.is/two2r

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out of sheer curiosity and self-loathing, I checked out reddit's "coronavirus" subreddit and holy shit I've never seen such a den of rabid psychopaths in my life
seriously, Yas Forums doesn't hold a candle to them
at least the threads here about lynching niggers and burning kikes follow a meme format
people over there are literally, unironically, and unjokingly wishing death on individuals, politicians, journalists, other posters, ANYONE who suggests that keeping the economy closed might be bad because that means they don't have jobs to pay for things like rent and food.
meanwhile posters pointing out the importance of the economy get banned for "incivility".
are these people just stupid, or do they all just live with their parents?
luckily I still have a job - at least until August.
I work for a conference production company and no conferences = no money. cash reserves for the company run out in August, when I get shitcanned.
I live with my gf who is a teacher and is still getting paid, but that stops in the summer and won't resume until the next school year starts.
my gf and I have enough money to pay for rent until maybe the end of summer before we have to dip into our savings, but our lease is up in August and I'm not signing if my job is in jeopardy. I'll just move back in with my boomer mom and tell my gf to go live with her parents.
these people don't understand that no economy = no money. Bernie isn't going to save them from evictions or hunger, and no charity organization in the world has enough resources to help them, either.
I understand the whole "social distancing" thing and the desire to slow things down just long enough to "flatten the curve", but there are people who are RIGHT NOW living in a more fucked up situation than I MIGHT face in four months.
never have I seen such privileged stupidity - and I'm a right-wing guy.

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Hello Sir, I'm afraid but 7-nop is not available right now but our supplier is on it's way, maybe for tomorrow Sir.
Anyway, here your Doughnaught and Empa-nada with a delicious and healthy Fanta-sy.
Enjoy your meal Sir.

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WATCH THIS! ALL THE COVID-19 COMMERCIALS ARE THE EXACT SAME!

youtube.com/watch?v=vM3J9jDoaTA

SOCIAL ENGINEERING IS AT PLAY! DON"T SLEEP ON THIS!

BRIGHT FLASHES SEEN OVER ISRAEL. COMMUNICATIONS KNOCKED OUT.
>BRIGHT FLASHES SEEN OVER ISRAEL. COMMUNICATIONS KNOCKED OUT.
BRIGHT FLASHES SEEN OVER ISRAEL. COMMUNICATIONS KNOCKED OUT.
>BRIGHT FLASHES SEEN OVER ISRAEL. COMMUNICATIONS KNOCKED OUT.
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING FINALLY

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Anyone got the WEBM of the chinky bitch saying china saved the world or something along those lines.

COVID - Lockdown - Global Bankruptcy - The Plan

bitchute.com/video/eQKu4jCsAE1d/

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And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.

But you, when you pray, enter into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to Coronachan who is in secret; and your Coronachan who sees in secret shall reward you openly.

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Sweden is getting assraped right now wtf are you saying?

7900 deaths today
Info about reactivation/reinfection trickling out to normies as well

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>cat walks out of shot

IT WAS CORONA!

Does anyone have video proof that this thing is real? I have been looking for any footage of a hospital that is clearly and unequivocally swamped by this thing to no avail.
All I do every day is go outside and see so many healthy people, including old people, out and about at parks and what not.
So far I have encountered zero evidence that this thing is real. Im not talking about a news report, I need real proof that any retard can see as so.
They closed a park I use today due to reports of crowds gathering there. Like two families and myself are the only ones that use it, I am there every day. PLEASE SOMEONE PROVE THIS IS REAL IM LOSING MY MIND AND ABOUT START FUCKING ON GOVERNMENT IF THEY KEEP FUCKING ON ME!!!

>watching the electric jew

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sure, meme format

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I'll believe it when that cursed land is glowing green glass.

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only in malmo

>Fox news went /CVG/ mode
foxnews.com/politics/coronavirus-wuhan-lab-china-compete-us-sources
foxnews.com/politics/coronavirus-wuhan-lab-china-compete-us-sources
foxnews.com/politics/coronavirus-wuhan-lab-china-compete-us-sources

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>stopped 250 meters from the ship.
nothing happened really.

I wanna use my Trumpbux for a new graphics card. What's the best one on the market?

This shit is gonna be over by the summer...

Swedish economy is set to contract 10% because of self-imposed stay-at-home. People don't visit bars, restaurants, etc. all going bankrupt

I don’t know why I come here anymore. It’s OVER.

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>meme format
Ha
>are these people just stupid, or do they all just live with their parents?
They're redditors, it's both

12 gauge shotgun and turkey shot for home defense

the one that can handle 8k 60fps roblox

>now now, I say!
Rome wasn't built immediately, user.

Felt my junk move while looking at this beast

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Isnt there any satellite you can look at their atmosphere at live time? Their pollution is so massive that if they were back you would be able to see