/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3231

the author said it was ready, i'm just waiting to drop

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I assumed staying away from eachother and wearing masks while outside would be the minimum anyone would recommend.

Hey, Argiebro. Since you've been following this whole thing for quite a while, what's your opinion on how things are going so far on a global level?

I wonder how constipated user is right now

This is a big fucking nothingburger. Give it up happening and /cvg/ faggots.

youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article

We've got a new issue now because of these shutdowns - food shortages, rising unemployment, increasing poverty (if these lockdowns continue for months), inflation and probably hunger and looting due to the food shortages. I hate to say it but Yas Forums has helped (((them))) usher in their NWO dreams into motion.

>b-b-but 0.6% of 7 billion is 46,200,000
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close

No faggot, more like 5%-10% but keep shilling /cvg/tards. I'm sure you creating /cvg/ threads and having fantasies of a Mad Max world where you're a STALKER scavenger protagonist like in your vidya gaymes is gonna give meaning to your life.

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Taiwanese based CDC director is a shitposter on the Taiwanese-equivalent of Yas Forums and got into action before everyone else.

twitter.com/sehof/status/1250454766955556864

much like the virus /cvg/ is slowing down

literally kids menu burger

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I went to bed yesterday seeing an Argentinian posting /cvg/ and now in the wee hours of the morning it's also an Argentinian posting. How much are they paying you, shill?

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i can spit further than that

>only 30k deaths
Alright guys, we're ALMOST to normal yearly deaths to the flu. Unless you're obese or the average age of 78.5 you're going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.

These threads are top quality and this entire event gets my seal of approval

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sorry user but according to retards in michigan being told to wear masks and to keep their distance from others is infringing on their rights

>burger death toll today is 2459 and counting
>new record
>we're approaching a 9/11 per day

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Yes but who can last longer in this trench war

The virus or the economy?

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that was close

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BASED

WHO recap: abyss

>Intro-WN
US pls think of the people
WHO works to improve life of poor people
WHO reviewing financials to ensure work goes uninterrupted
"mandate is to work with all nations equally"
WHO will review their handling of COVID BY INDEPENDET SOURCES and memberstates
"there will be lessons for all of us"
today PPE online course launched
Asia +3 met with WHO
3 vaccines in clinical trials,80 in preperation
WHO looking at VENTILATION and STEROIDS
Solidarity flight started today
Saturday WHO concert
"from the beginning we fought the pandemic with every ounce of our spirt
we will continue to do so until the very end,this is our commitment"

Q&A
>Funding?x3
asessment ongoing info later-WN
>Taiwan&WHO?
multiple sources of reports-WB
WHO staff focuses education&support
UN-states decide political issues,they set policies
WHO followed UN to NOT RECOGNIZE TAIWAN,we can't change that
examples of working with taiwan:
IHR provides FULL ACCESS to T
part of WHO teams since january
G and I talked to them today
WHO works with them via EU-CDC
*more examples of T working with WHO*-LEG
taiwan has direct exchange with us and our programs-G
>mental health?
lockdowns help
we must endure it-WB
stay socially connected while SDing-G
>Pakistan?
use flu detection sys to find COVID
very difficult situation for pakistan-WB
WHO STARTED TO TEST FLU LABTEST FOR COVID-G
>Azerbaijan?
80% increase last week concerning-WB
regional coop important-WN
>serology?
160 groups talked with WHO about it today
no results yet-G
30-80% fail rate-WB
>WHO&January?
millions of clusters reported to WHO daily
issue was if virus can spread community wide,not IF h2h was possible at all
travel restrictions OK, we just want justifications-WB
focus was on HCw protection since many unknowns-G
>how can we thank WHO?(and pls look at my yt vid about climate change and covid)
we have to work together
NO INFO ON CLIMATE AFFECTING COVID
WE MAY HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS VIRUS-WB
still early stages of pandemic-G

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What song are you listening to. For me it's based Morrissey
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY

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>China never mention nursery homes deaths
>China never count deaths at home
>China never release statistic Wuhan deaths per year vs current year.

Where everyone sees chaos. I see a perfect opportunity to loot GUZZOLINE and RAID SETTLERS. You need to have the raider mindset. See the patterns. When supply of water goes down. You need loot more.

Today I looted
Cars
Ammo
Women
Guzzoline
Water
Slaves
Masks
Road warrior skulls
Chains
Leather chaps

You average peasants will never... CAN never understand the RAIDER mindset. You think like sheep. Die when you're told, submit when you're told. The true RAIDER sees through it.

>RAID WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL, BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS RAID

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>"It's slowing down".

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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

wake up you slave, you have jewish masters feeding you this absolute HORSE SHIT

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 643,508 (28,506) #2 Spain 177,644 (18,708) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,295 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,610 (1,757) #12 Canada 28,379 (1,010) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,350 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (130) #20 India 12,322 (405) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,591 (225) #24 Chile 8,273 (94) #25 Japan 8,100 (146) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,740 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,447 (63) #32 Pakistan 6,383 (111) #33 Czech Republic 6,301 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Philippines 5,453 (349)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +29,625 (+2,459) #2 United Kingdom +4,603 (+761) #3 France +4,560 (+1,438) #4 Turkey +4,281 (+115) #5 Spain +3,584 (+453) #6 Russia +3,388 (+28) #7 Brazil +3,348 (+225) #8 Italy +2,667 (+578) #9 Germany +2,543 (+309) #10 Belgium +2,454 (+283) #11 Iran +1,512 (+94) #12 Canada +1,316 (+107) #13 Peru +1,172 (+24) #14 Ireland +1,068 (+38) #15 India +835 (+12) #16 Netherlands +734 (+189) #17 Portugal +643 (+32) #18 Pakistan +546 (+15) #19 Saudi Arabia +493 (+6) #20 Sweden +482 (+170) #21 Israel +455 (+7) #22 Belarus +447 (+3) #23 United Arab Emirates +432 (+5) #24 Serbia +408 (+5) #25 Switzerland +400 (+65) #26 Ukraine +392 (+10) #27 Mexico +385 (+74) #28 Poland +380 (+23) #29 Chile +356 (+2) #30 Romania +337 (+21) #31 Dominican Republic +328 (+6) #32 Indonesia +297 (+10) #33 Ecuador +255 (+19) #34 Philippines +230 (+14) #35 Bangladesh +219 (+4)…

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>Day 1: Aches and pains wake me from my slumber. Thermometer reads 100.4. I have contracted the WuFlu.
>Day 3: Slight shortness of breath as well as slight pain in the chest. Thermometer says fever is going down.
>Day 5: Still feel feverish, but thermometer reads no fever. Difficulty sleeping due to rapid alternations of feeling hot and cold.
Day 7 of WuFlu in the system. For the past couple of days I have done Wim Hof breathing. I no longer feel pain in my chest but still feel feverish. Thermometer holds a steady 99.4-99.6F, right in the green zone. SpO2 holding at 97-99.

I can feel my immune system raping this chink virus as we speak. 7 of 14 days max into this bitch. Feeling radical.

Reminder to kill all faggots who don't like pregnant women.

A new era of bullying will happen.

>Quando shitposting salvou o mundo.

50,000 deaths end-of-year was my prediction in January
150,000 deaths end-of-year was my prediction in March
I'll make a new one if it gets beaten again

>mfw African Tribalism was right
we need to kill all chinks

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>2077839 infected
>134375 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Confirmed is 8k+ daily deaths.
Reality of daily deaths is 30k+ globally due to widespread lack of tests and reporting particularly from Africa,South America and China.

We know its being misidentified aswell.

Covid can cause:
>Pneumonia
>Heart failure
>Lung failure
>Kidney failure.

Odds of needing to be hospitalized if I'm a relatively healthy 26 year old caucasian?

Got booted off my parents health insurance last month and really don't wanna risk an enormous hospital bill. Would get health insurance but I'm NEET and broke.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BOMBS THE MISSILESS I WANT OTHER NEWS THAN CORONA IM SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>UPDATED CHARTS @ 15 Apr 2020
UPDATED CHARTS @ 15 Apr 2020

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Vitamin C user 2g-3g per hour of ascorbic acid. Basically keep taking it till you develop loose stools and you will know your max dosage a day
Keep using as much as possible and spread it out over time to keep your levels maxed

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FREE CORONACHAN, fuck the lockdown

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FUCK YOU FAGGOTS STOP BUYING UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER I JUST TOOK THIS LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO ITS WAS FUNNY WHEN I HAD A 12 PACK AT HOME NOW IM DOWN TO MY LAST ROLL I JUST WANNA WIPE MY ASS

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>Unless you are obese.

That's half of the american population, user.

you must be new here fren
Argiebro always posts cvg

Every fucking weekend the normies come out with "look it's slowing let's open everything back up". Unbelievable.

People are STILL hoarding toilet paper? Holy shit

And you did absolutely nothing during all of that time?

RIP, virus or no

Pretty sure Trump said that coronavirus-related medical bills will be covered, I may be wrong though

Fold tard, don't bunch, and use just a few sheets. Spit on them too. A 12 pack should last you a year.

youtube.com/watch?v=4HgUYU_qNl0
topkek at this apology

OHHHH IM POOOOOOINGGGGG

Yeah, as if it was his job or something. Runescape must not be paying his bills for him.

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How much does a good private health insurance cost in the states if you’re a normal 26 year old?

Here it is about 25-30$ per month

How the flying fuck are classes going to work then?
Considering classes have 30-50 kids in each depending on country.

Kids are confirmed super spreaders aswell. Most are asymptomatic but have a R0 of 5.

This is going to end badly.

TPTB are trying to hide the severity of this virus. Stay safe everyone.

the basement nothingburgers

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